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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some books are unfilmable, some stories are un-skeetable. With technology advancing untethered, the time to skeet might just be tomorrow.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How much confidence does it sap from a stooge to realize that Trump has fallen asleep during their sycophantic monologue, or do they understand he's just a lil seepy guy and it's not personal?

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is the Epstein Class equivalent of correcting someone for using the wrong pronouns

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Shit *Work product* I'm never gonna fit in around here!

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Give me your email so I can copy and paste it for you. I'll also add meta data 👏's for how principled you are for not supporting Substack, which began as a sandwich shop in Philadelphia before getting rebranded as a newsletter app owned by several AI sandwiches.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's hard to remember because it seems like it was 16 forever and the league is trying to push for 18 now, so let's not get too comfy with 17! 😉

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's just a season-long television show. What's everyone so upset about, there are other channels and probably other rooms in your house without a television.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Which of the Panthers' 17 regular season games will you be skipping, Rob?

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you watch streaming services with ads, you'll get local political ads there, too.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The reason we have weekends is to watch professional sports and rewatch highlights and speculate which amateurs will go pro. No one knows what to do with themselves on the weekend without pro sports, so the workers of the world in late-stage capitalist cultures now have to work the weekend. 🤷

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This has the same vibes as Charlie Kirk meeting Malcolm X at the Pearly Gates. No one deserves positive attention for posting AI art. Just fucking stop.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"you've always been the obstruction." --some dead bartender, probably

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Not sure these are relevant examples? Clinton ran a dog-whistle-laden campaign against Obama in '08 and didn't really deserve to lead the state dept based on that. Harris similarly wasn't a great pick for America, but she was for Biden because she was similarly inauthentic.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Who said that and did anyone care they said that?

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is the safest prediction I've seen online all primary season. No way this doesn't happen.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh, deli meals? I misread--this changes everything.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It was never safe to eat deli meats, so it's hard to see how this impacts anyone /s

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Every so often, a talking head comes along that redefines an entire era in how it enunciates the need to be punched. Captions read: "Please find me in public and bruise my chin." All alt-text captions for his standstill image: "My face can be found, and when found, my face can be punched."

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Don't assume his wife isn't also an absolute dumbass.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I accept your sincere apology and also withdraw everything I've ever typed on bluesky. <For a better Internet for all>

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The man I was responding to gave a "Not all men" response to the video, and he was looking for easy attention and praise. How can he prove he hasn't put his kid in danger when the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence?

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is it supposed to sound like Merv the Cat? www.instagram.com/mervthepet?i...

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The fewest murders in NYC history across a mayor's first seven months? Do they normally announce the year's murder data five months prematurely? How was Giuliani's first seven months in comparison?

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Responsible fathers show rather than tell. Show us the clip of you doing anything at all with your children and let us decide.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You've been mad for so long. (24 hours max.) Protect the kid from what? The ball is clearly going at least 2 feet over the adult's head.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's so strange. This behavior makes it seem like Bluesky is overrun with Concern Bots that just blend in with their horde and make normal people question the room temperature.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Yes, very quick for a fake tweet that claims to have been posted during Trump's January 2025 inauguration.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This posting style is like lead-poisoned Boomer brained garbage. The text in the photo is inaccurate, the account behaves like a bot that exists for nothing but Likes, and it makes you go Google things to verify because it doesn't include it to begin with. This is what proliferates on bluesky.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

People should probably find things that bring them joy or simple pleasures when a bunch of horrible shit is happening that none of us have power to control. You seem to like motorized bicycles. Good for you.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It's part of his title, clearly. Surely you know it's really hard to get new badges, passports, nametags.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

To elaborate further, every single day I ask bluesky to show me fewer posts in this basic format, but they keep showing up in my feed. So if I criticize the individual poster and ask them to stop doing this, then maybe it will be more effective than just hoping the algorithm figures out what to do.

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Tom Jarvis from Wilkinsburg @quality-observance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It's like a really boring post and it uses generative AI. You might as well be a bot. It's embarrassing and you should try harder next time.

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