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Brian Griffith

@qlippot.bsky.social
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Mostly a pile of hobbies and neurodivergence.

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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 3h
The funny thing to me is well before any of this was even remotely possible, the term "artificial intelligence" was coined specifically to be neutral. It was intended to not conjure anything grandiose. It wasn't supposed to be sexy. They knew from the start they could get high on their own supply.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 7h
why is there hair why
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 8h
not enough earses at all
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 9h
Who is, evidently, a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 10h
like do not underestimate their towering blasphemous shipping engines
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 10h
I feel like there's a lot of different kinds of sicko who still do HP and only SOME of those are vehemently insisting characters stay their assigned genders.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 11h
If machine spirits can be corrupted, Necron personality engrams likely can be too. Maybe a little *unsatisfying* for the average daemon, but it beats boredom.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 12h
is cider donut?
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 12h
The context, at least as those remarks were written and put up on the teleprompter, was that high gas prices were a small price to pay when the alternative was California getting nuked. The "weave" got him midway through reading that off the screen.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there better be some free cheesy bread in this for you
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the kind that thinks this sort of thing is zero sum
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thesis defense for weird sex stuff is rough.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...in... ...*what* capacity?
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The average English longbow archer was like 4'5" and had arms that could crack a walnut.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And I think a lot of people forgot that comics-John and comics-Hal *hated each other's guts* when John debuted. Like this whole arc with them earning begrudging respect from each other is very true to the source material.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I gotta keep an eye out for when you liveblog Phantom.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jurassic Park/World as a franchise keeps coming to the technically correct conclusion that you can't outright own dinosaurs, and considers this a fatal flaw in their multibillion dollar franchise about dinosaurs. Irony so thick you could cut it with a knife.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't wanna be nostalgic for David Zaslav
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James Gunn I am begging you, cast a big tall lady for Wonder Woman.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also visual language processing is almost certainly something we as a species weren't always able to do this well. We've likely selected for reading ability a lot of generations running.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe they either lack eyes or have very little near-vision.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like I get that when that speech was written and put up on the teleprompter, it was like "Expensive gas is a small price to pay when the alternative is Iran nuking a major city" but somewhere in the weave that got "which would be kind of cool" attached to it.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wildly different mindsets, some treating fiction as the intellectual gut flora that helps you figure your shit out. Others treating fiction as a means of doing almost anything other than figuring your shit out, let alone owning your shit.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Major cities being considered acceptable losses to nuclear fire is some real Turner Diaries shit.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know if Sledge hates 'imself that much. Skill issue, to be sure.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those Who Walk Away From Harry Potter.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am living Comfort Eagle.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Meltscream.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not gonna say we're 100% in the clear, but I am going to say we are blessed with the fact that weeding out the "disloyal" people has led to him being surrounded by a crew of people who are equal to his level of cartoon buffoonery. He's blunted himself because he has no patience for precision.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doesn't ENTIRELY seem to be working because the guy can't stay on-script to save his life. He's got to let you know he's getting one over on you.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or, hear me out, he thinks he's discovered that the cheat code to get what he wants without oversight is to claim it's military/national security. Which bears itself out when we've got DoJ lawyers trying to claim the White House press bans are national security too.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah but if you're playing for beer money you might as well have some fun with it
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Vance pulls stuff like this we desperately need at least one pool reporter to ask "Are you stupid, or do you just hope we are?"
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh, like Mr. Wizard, but he eats the kids at the end.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson are in the position where their competition used to be other primetime news anchors and now it's Tim Pool and Candace Owens. So they now basically have to say something truly outrageous every five minutes, or they sink below the Catturd line of notoriety.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knotley I'm sure someday soon a very special someone will let you paint their Deathstrike missile and that is not a euphemism unless you want it to be
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<Kim> "But it is where most of my RAM i-" <Ling> "Don't encourage him, Kim."
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lot of things falling into place here. Very concerned by worth, defines a fair bit of his own worth by possessing a high-value girlfriend/fiance. Initially planned on solidifying that by winning (by rigging) the poll that paired him with Asmodea (emphatically Asmodea the role, not Elith the person).
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the "politics of fighting" is what plays in Poughkeepsie right now we want some folks willing to pick fights on our behalf
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my senses they're slaughtered
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rhodri are the Welsh... okay?
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(also as an aside I kinda love that there's some visual storytelling going on with the God-Speaker having a dilapidated version of the Warqueen's headdress. Like if you fail to die in glorious battle, eventually the visions the gods give you go weird and you become this.)
A God-Speaker. A half-blind crone tormented by the gods with prophesy, taking out her eye to look at you.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want like an Old World style Warqueen kit. Multiple weapon loadouts, multiple heads, option to make her on foot or riding something gnarly.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
Alt: Lord Farquaad from Shrek addresses the people: "Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but can we apply the patch to revert her to Woke 1
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing’s gonna stop you now.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brooke McEldowney is Built Different
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having to find the sweet spot on the new shoulders via telepathy drove me a bit nuts, tho.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Women really only want one thing and it is, in fact, disgusting.
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah the husky part is on full display there.
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