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Clarisse @qex.at · 14h
oh hey since we're at it, here's a way to segfault python without writing C code or using ctypes/cffi
clarisse@fedora ~> python
Python 3.14.7 (main, Aug 10 2026, 00:00:00) [GCC 16.1.1 20260515 (Red Hat 16.1.1-2)] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> (vars(type)==type("",(),{"__eq__":lambda _,o:o})())["__instancecheck__"]=lambda *_:False
fish: Job 1, 'python' terminated by signal SIGSEGV (Address boundary error)
                                                                           ⏎                   clarisse@fedora ~ [SIGSEGV]>
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/10/2026
p-python... what... the fuck...
>>> match 67:
...     case int(to_bytes=b):
...         print(b())
...         
b'C'
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/10/2026
this speaks volumes
the word "this" has a bubble speech which contents read from top to bottom: m³, cm³, km³
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Clarisse @qex.at · 29/09/2026
A rectangle uniformly filled with very dark red-tinted gray (commonly referred to as "brown"). The exact hexadecimal code is #231914 (sRGB color space).
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Clarisse @qex.at · 29/09/2026
now you can
Screenshot of the ptyxis terminal in light mode running nano, currently editing the file "hamon.py". The top bar title reads "nano hamon.py ~/r/s/clarisse — nano hamon.py" and its subtitle "~/repos/src/clarisse".
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Clarisse @qex.at · 21/09/2026
Anime-style illustration of two girls in matching sailor-style school uniforms facing each other and smiling. One has long dark-blue hair and the other has long pink hair. They stand close together with their arms extended. Two blue square overlays on their torsos show the Pixar desk lamp character from the Pixar logo animation.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 07/09/2026
cat going to a factory meme. cat is saying "hope i don't catch AI psychosis" and the text on the factory reads "AI psychosis factory"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 25/08/2026
yay
Yes, no problem, just drop by!
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Clarisse @qex.at · 18/08/2026
tìgó yă KÀ né 😭😭 ĕshi èsadĕ ad shă ga
google translate thinks "zhó yí google translate be lí sé tŭ mu àshŭgo wù ⁉️" is zapotec for "download google translate to see what you can do!?️"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 17/08/2026
I guess video showcases drive more attention. I also printed the staged buffer here so we can better understand what's going on
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Clarisse @qex.at · 10/08/2026
nano is more powerful than people might think
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Clarisse @qex.at · 10/08/2026
same!
screenshot of a ghostty window running nano with an open file called gadt.ml. It's some OCaml code implementing the Peano integers in a module.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 08/08/2026
so truuue
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Clarisse @qex.at · 08/08/2026
he stayed in office for TWENTY YEARS
Wikipedia infobox for the orange cat Stubbs.
The picture is him at the West Rib Cafe & Pub in 2006. The following text reads:
Honorary Mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska

In office July 18, 1997 – July 21, 2017

Personal details
Born April 12, 1997
Talkeetna, Alaska, U.S.
Died July 21, 2017 (aged 20)
Talkeetna, Alaska, U.S.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 04/08/2026
with alt text
3 or 6 bone in skin on thighs
Pat dry and season liberally with salt pepper dried basil and oregano & garlic powder place skin side down in a large skillet over medium high heat (olive oil or butter in pan your choice) season non skin side in pan.
Brown 4 to 5 minutes a side remove from pan deglaze with water beer or red wine you do you. Add 2 or 3tbsp of butter and some olive oil. Tablespoon and a half to 2 tablespoons of minced garlic over low heat. When browned add a cup of red sauce of your choice im using some leftover from making meatballs yesterday. Add a half cup of heavy cream and 1/4c grated parm. Mix to combine. Red pepper flakes to taste. Add chicken back to pan and finish in oven for 20 minutes at 400 with some extra parm on top. Serve with pasta of your choice.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 01/08/2026
....................................so I installed 4 gigabytes just for the program to tell me that the runtime is missing
Error message. It reads:

Cannot start the IDE

Cannot find a runtime

Caused by:
    Runtime not found

Please try to reinstall the IDE.
For support, please refer to https://jb.gg/ide/critical-startup-errors
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Clarisse @qex.at · 30/07/2026
aperture science's logo in the 70s
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Clarisse @qex.at · 30/07/2026
such is life, à la guerre comme à la guerre... @shoomimi.bsky.social
Black penpoint drawing of a shoominion smoking a cigarette, looking depressed, a pack of smokes in one hand and a lighter in the other.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 29/07/2026
today's lunch :) recipe of my own, second time preparing it. ingredients include leek, lardons, crème fraîche, goat cheese and a bit of gray pepper. even tastier if you have some lime juice at hand (which I didn't this time) best eaten with sliced bread, as pictured
A pink bowl filled with a chowder which ingredients are listed in the post. A spoon is plunging into it from the right, a slice of bread is atop.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 28/07/2026
😦
Hot/Crazy Scale Test

Result:

Result chart Comparison
You are 35% hot, 96.25% crazy, which places you in the no-go zone.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 23/07/2026
french if it had a compiler
error[E0308]: mismatched types
  --> /messages/10378318/80554717
   |
 1 |     je suis aller à Paris
   |        ---- ^^^^^ expected past participle, got infinitive
   |          |
   |        because of this auxiliary verb
help: replace with: `allée`
   |
 1 |     je suis allée à Paris
   |     --      ^^^^^ feminine past participle
   |      |
   |      this refers to a person with feminine pronouns

For more information about this error, try `frenchc --explain E0308`.
error: aborting due to 1 previous error
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Clarisse @qex.at · 11/07/2026
they added haskell's typeclasses to python and it's so good!!!
Screenshot of the Python REPL. The code reads:

>>> @impl(Functor, for_=list)
... class _:
...    @implmethod(Functor.map)
...    def map(self, func):
...        return [func(item) for item in self]
>>> [3, 5, 2].map(lambda x: str(x))
['3', '5', '2']
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Clarisse @qex.at · 25/06/2026
c'est même pire que ça, parce que l'interdiction inclut les procédures d'affirmation de genre
Capture d'écran du site du lien dans l'écouage cité. Texte originel :

• (b) causing the individual—
• (i) to have or not to have,
• (ii) to believe that they have or do not have,
a transgender identity or a particular transgender identity.

"to have" et "to believe that they have" sont surlignés en jaune par mes soins.

Le texte en français :
• (b) ayant pour effet que l'individu —
• (i) a ou n'a pas,
• (ii) croit qu'al a ou qu'al n'a pas,
une identité transgenre ou une identité transgenre spécifique.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 24/06/2026
c'est vraiment ce meme
Case de bande dessinée. La scène se passe sur un trottoir en ville. À gauche, on voit un homme debout mais un peu recroquevillé, pensant "Je déteste tous les gens que je vois dans la rue ! Regarde ce connard stupide !", jetant un regard énervé vers un autre homme à droite, en casquette et lunettes de soleil, sifflotant, avec une bulle fléchée vers lui qui dit "Mec normal".
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Clarisse @qex.at · 22/06/2026
mmmmmmdr mais quelle comédie
Rémunération 100% à la performance
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Clarisse @qex.at · 22/06/2026
faut vrmt trop aller vs faire foutre hein
Titre d'une offre emploi : "Acteur / Actrice de doublage - Francophone (Formation IA)"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 21/06/2026
The Mutts daily (grayscale) comic strip from July 15, 1996. Earl, a black and white Jack Russell terrier, and Mooch, a tuxedo cat with a large nose, are laying on the ground, tongue out, looking like they're all over the place by the heat. Earl sighs, "Phew...", followed by Mooch "It's so hot I can't even". After a long pause under the burning sun, Earl suggests an end to Mooch's sentence: "...finish anything?", which Mooch confirms with "Yesh."
Credits are written in small in the bottom right corner of the strip.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 17/06/2026
Picture taken at night of a tunnel in arc under a bridge that goes above the quayside of the Seine. Seven lamps illuminate the front of the passage like the lights of a small scene in a cosy bar. Silhouettes are visible above, walking on the pontoon. A shadow of a person on the pavement is engaging into the underground pathway. Two other people are discernible through the darkness on the right.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 08/06/2026
'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has not passed away. He was 20 years old.
A white masculine-looking person with mid-short curly darkish blond hair and small thin blue eyes which gaze is oriented towards us with a serene and attentive look, which reflects on their whole visage, the head slightly inclined towards the right side. Their face is rather round, but their nose contrasts with its triangular shape and is further marked by the yellow-ish light coming rather strongly from the right side onto their body, which we only see up to their shoulders. Their mouth is longer than average, without going in the extremes. Their pink or light red lips appear a bit thin. The background is a wall uniformly painted in a mustardy yellow.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 06/06/2026
we've got jetty-in-jetty now
screenshot of a terminal. the outer shell is running the command "jetty container run jetty", which spawns a container with a fish shell, in which I executed the commands "jetty self init", "jetty container list" and "jetty container --help" which, respectively, initialized jetty, printed nothing as there is no container yet, and printed the help message for the jetty container command.

The full output is as follows:
 clarisse@qexat-laptop ~ 
 → jetty container run jetty
Welcome to fish, the friendly interactive shell
Type help for instructions on how to use fish
user@46b79dcf2af4 ~> jetty self init
info: initializing jetty
success: jetty has been initialized. you can now use all the commands.
user@46b79dcf2af4 ~> jetty container list

user@46b79dcf2af4 ~> jetty container --help
Usage: jetty container [OPTIONS] COMMAND [ARGS]...

  Commands for managing containers

Options:
  --help  Show this message and exit.

Commands:
  build   Build a container
  create  Create a container
  delete  Delete a container
  edit    Edit the Dockerfile of a container
  list    List containers
  run     Run a container
  show    Show the Dockerfile of a container
user@46b79dcf2af4 ~>
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Clarisse @qex.at · 05/06/2026
finally got it working *sigh*
screenshot of my terminal. the command run is "jetty run haskell", that runs a docker container, which launches a fish shell instance. in this shell i entered the command "ghci", which is the interactive toplevel for haskell. the full text visible is the following:

→ jetty run haskell
Welcome to fish, the friendly interactive shell
Type help for instructions on how to use fish
user@4fe1bd53a0f4 ~> ghci
GHCi, version 9.6.6: https://www.haskell.org/ghc/  :? for help
ghci>
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Clarisse @qex.at · 22/05/2026
hey do you know this flag
flag with a thin horizontal green band in the middle, splitting between white at the top and gray at the bottom, and covered by a black triangle on the left pointing to the right
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Clarisse @qex.at · 20/05/2026
me and my luck
Screenshot from the Codeberg Status report website.
It reads "Service partiellement dégradé", which is French for "partially degraded service"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 18/05/2026
six seveeeeen
chiblee has 6.7k followers
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Clarisse @qex.at · 18/05/2026
whatever this is
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Clarisse @qex.at · 17/05/2026
Obin when you are in a selfish run:
"And Ronnie, I feel like you're just here for the zip line." from I Think You Should Leave but edited to read "And Tidewalker, I feel like you're just here for the Ozen."
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Clarisse @qex.at · 05/05/2026
aperture laboratories logo but instead it says "half-life 3 is fucking real"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 02/05/2026
my pc cant handle tomodachi life
small cat with sad eyes
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Clarisse @qex.at · 01/05/2026
les bussien·ne·s en panique
Screenshot of the French Wikipedia article for Bussy (Oise), a french city in the Oise department in northern France.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 18/04/2026
everyone's having fun with tomodachi life
Squidward is looking out his window at SpongeBob and his friend Patrick having fun
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Clarisse @qex.at · 15/04/2026
ty! here is mine :3
a color wheel split in several parts where i think separate colors are defined
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Clarisse @qex.at · 09/04/2026
It's black and white.
the gigachad meme but it's literally black and white instead of grayscale
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/04/2026
Vwasi la table
A table that maps letters (or clusters) to the different sounds available in French.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/04/2026
I have fixed French's orthography. Z'è kourizé l'ortougrafe dy fransè
Ékstrè orizinal de l’artikle Wikipédja de Viktor Ygou: Victor Hugo, né le 7 ventôse an X (26 février 1802) à Besançon et mort le 22 mai 1885 à Paris, est un poète, dramaturge, romancier et dessinateur français associé au romantisme. Il est considéré comme l'un des écrivains de la langue française et de la littérature mondiale les plus importants. Hugo est aussi une personnalité politique et un intellectuel engagé qui a un rôle idéologique majeur et occupe une place marquante dans l'histoire des lettres françaises au XIXe siècle.  Au théâtre, Victor Hugo s'impose comme un des chefs de file du romantisme français en présentant sa conception du drame romantique dans les préfaces qui introduisent Cromwell en 1827, puis Hernani en 1830, qui sont de véritables manifestes, puis par ses autres œuvres dramatiques, en particulier Lucrèce Borgia en 1833 et Ruy Blas en 1838.

Nuvel ékstrè de l’artikle Wikipédja de Viktor Ygou: Viktor Ygou, né le 7 vantouxe an X (26 févrijé 1802) a Bexanson é mor le 22 mè 1885 a Pari, è in poèt, dramatyrze, romansjei é désinatear fransè asosjé ou roumantisme. Il è konsidéré kome l’in dei ékrivin de la lange fransèxe é de la litératyre mondjale lé ply inportan. Ygou è osi yne personalité politike é in intélèktyèl angaxé ki a in roule idéoulouzike mazear et okype yne plas markante dan l’istware dei lètr fransèxe o XIXe sjèkle.  O téatre, Viktor Ygou s’inpouxe kome in dei cef de file dy roumantisme fransè an préxantan sa konsèpsjon du drame roumantike dan lei préfase ki introduixe Cromwell an 1827, pyi Hernani en 1830, ki son de véritable manifeste, pyi par sè otre eavre dramatike, an partikyljei Lucrèce Borgia an 1833 é Ruy Blas an 1838.
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Clarisse @qex.at · 03/04/2026
I HAVE THE VIDEO
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Clarisse @qex.at · 29/03/2026
Weird buffer override on fish 4.5.0, it seems
clarisse@qexat-laptop ~ 
→ echo | psub | nano
Standard input is not a terminaltitution
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Clarisse @qex.at · 19/03/2026
video ideas

me being pedantic about programming language terminology for X minutes 

thumbnail: stop saying "SYNTAX" (abusively)
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Clarisse @qex.at · 15/03/2026
Conclusion : Soundation Studio is not a good product, and given that their company is still at a loss (-246k in 2024) with 3 employees, I do not think that they will survive for long. The good news is, Amped Studio looks like a better product for a bit cheaper.
Charts showing the net profit and employees of Soundation in 2024, 2023 and 2022 (from left to right, in that order).

From: https://www.largestcompanies.com/company/Soundation-AB-1174716
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Clarisse @qex.at · 15/03/2026
Bil Bryant? He is the CEO of the company from its creation to December 2016, when he leaves to found Amptrack Technologies. Funnily enough, this company's product, Amped Studio, is a DAW that is very similar to Soundation, but is more portable and has a larger set of features.
Screenshot of a Chrome browser window on macOS, running the online version of Amped Studio (app.ampedstudio.com).
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Clarisse @qex.at · 15/03/2026
So, the Wikipedia article reports a date of creation of PowerFX incorrectly, claiming it to be 1995, using a dubious source. However, it was actually founded on December 2nd of 1998, according to the Swedish Companies Registration Office, confirmed by Bil Bryant's LinkedIn.
Soundation AB
556561-6629

Address: Götgatan 15, 116 46 STOCKHOLM
Registered office: Stockholm kommun, Stockholms län

Type of business: Aktiebolag
Registered: 1998-12-02CEO
PowerFX

Dec 1998 - Dec 2016 · 18 yrs 1 mo

Greater Stockholm Metropolitan Area

The leading online music making application with a sound library, virtual instruments, effects, recording and the ability to import and read midi and wav files.
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