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Mike Egan

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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 2h
wow the haters really were laying a lot of risk putting stock in a street fighter movie being bad
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 3h
homie no one cares about mario party, even if they buy it
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Okay bro, Ocarina of Time or Halo, which is better??!”
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
there aren’t enough musicals to go broke Mikey, you ll be able to cover the maybe two tickets a year you’ll need
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he looks like a family guy character come to life
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I felt this in the wind. In the vibrations coming down the rail line
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tree mail: is this cast and large tribe format a response to how people critiqued recent seasons play getting so high level it actually was getting boring? How many idols have gone home unused? This season we’ve got a gang of hilarious dummies, trying to vote themselves off and maiming their hands.
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
paintball, or maybe pinball? all the oracles know is definitely an expensive ball hobby in your future
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why would you being dumb as hell make me angry? i’m sure your family has that covered
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
more like Big Talk, am I right quality time with friends is irreplaceable
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
next time I hear his name in my feeds I’m assuming it will be because he’s written an op-ed about falling in love with an AI chatbot
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
crazy this was the quote they put on the box
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta be honest y’all I’m shocked by the Mia Goth-Shia LeBeouf divorce. Not about them splitting, I had no clue they were married. But the sudden knowledge that the last ten years of Shia have been the actions of a married man? A father? Chilling
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got one of those DJI Osmo you recommended and it’s been sick as hell. don’t think I’ll be able to use a warranty if something goes wrong but it’s gonna outlast whatever it would’ve been anyhow
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well that framing makes you sound like a jackass lol so that might be why you’re having trouble finding people to accept it. who cares about what you hope for if you’re immediately telling someone you really really think they’re going to fail. Like truly what is the sentiment you want to convey
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They just threaten to go to another country and it’s like… good? Go then? Enjoy Argentina.
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can your first post be about why a media website is putting its writing on a different site associated with Nazi blogs instead of the place it already operates and hosts writing on?
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched all of FNL, and in the intervening years Buddy Garrity slid into the file of real people in my mind and I was only reminded he was a tv character by this piece
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally back on the gear eh, his recovery times will be off the charts
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lord knows an IP like this needs time to cook, hope six years is enough time would prefer they just release it when it’s ready
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at the bass player!!
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE MOTHER THE FATHER THE SERPENT THE BEAST
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good news anyone looking for an image to put on their pod or blog for this episode has an easy thumbnail to choose from
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ten years to go from a young republican to a guy who owns a swamp boat dealership
an example of how when you’re worth hundreds of millions no one tells you your photo shoot was a joke
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
honestly, and this is on me, I let big brother have 28 seasons without even knowing it was a competition. I just thought it was the real world on a closed set
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
time zones are great because it sort of seems like you are on an all-night sebulba bender, or maybe bolted upright to post directly from a deep sleep struck by a bolt of sebulba lightning
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah you finally got one these perfect
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
North Korean intelligence tricked bystanders into poisoning a kim jong un relative by pretending it was a reality tv prank and the poison sprayed loose in his face worked
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nintendo is an evil company what can you do
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how 70% of Sega Genesis music sounds to me
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can answer this by saying I bought 007 on launch day and have yet to meet Lenny Kravitz.
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does the CEO of twitch look like AI slop richard branson
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been wondering why no writers are committing to fewer letters in general, you really need the whole alphabet?
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was beethoven using a crutch when he wrote for the whole symphony, I think not
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not rob soft launching his highly ornate decorative fridge
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
those bawdy brits
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
blackman without a kendo stick elicits no fear from me
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If one of them was holding a small dog
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any list without Bluey is not seriously engaging with the medium
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what happened to you China, you used to be cool
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is this a bit because dog what
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would love for this to have a scene of Dan trying to pass off a bad check at a hotel
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like the way Tim Duncan isn’t even close
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BOOMER UNCLE LEARNING ABOUT THE LAUREN BOEBERT STAFFER SCANDAL: What happened? What was every detail of what happened?!
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
vibelining, yet another racist tool of the man
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
was already considering a second viewing so please weigh in on the dbox experience it has potential
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one thing about vinny is his big guru energy
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ooooh is there a surprise? you shouldn’t have!!
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Mike Egan @qdoba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
guess this guy hates saving billions of banana dollars
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