QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The more things change . . . For decades, American liberals could not say the words "Cold War" without adding the word "Hysteria". For the past decade, right-wingers have been unable to say the word "Russia" without adding the word "Hoax". Good luck, you lying morons. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the Before Time, the U.S. saw Canada as a kindred nation, but a separate and sovereign nation. I wish China would see Taiwan the same way. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How to vote, how to vote . . . Option 1: Democratic Party Well, I neither trust nor respect the Democrats Option 2: Fascist Apocalypse Demonic Hellstorm Economic Implosion Saturnalia of Treason Line Dance Party Well, I, ah, guess I'm voting Democratic. 031
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now that Trump has openly stated that he thinks the Washington Post is a terrible newspaper, will Bezos rush to the White House to apologize and ask for advice, or will he turn against Trump? Yes, you do hear stifled laughter. 120
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Make America Grateful Again FOR: Canada NATO immigrants teachers unions civil service employees National Weather Service Food & Drug Administration a free press factories the list goes on 053
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It is unfortunate that Trump stains and diminishes any concept he attempts to advocate for, because the U.S. does need to have a conversation about the national trade deficit, which has contributed to unemployment and debt. But as long as Wall Street benefits . . . 020
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When President Trump shuts down the 2028 elections by declaring a national emergency, that will be the time for the Great Cleansing to begin. Oh, I'm so sorry, that was for my X account, sturm&dang69. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026On any given day, bluesky accounts point out probable Russian assets in the White House, the Federal government, right-wing media, and the Republican party. They've done a better job than the FBI did during the Cold War, and without Venona. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As organically right-wing as Republicans are, over the last 2 decades they have absorbed some notions that originated on the left. One example is the idea of a "Deep State" that holds secret power over the nation, and another is the idea that Russia is a better political ally than, say, NATO. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I will be out of action for a day, researching the various prediction market sites. I want to place a bet that Grndr will crash during the RNC Midterm Convention in Dallas, September 9-10. 031
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026THIS JUST IN Canada is renaming the Welland Canal. Henceforth, it will be the Strait of Ontario. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026To the Republican Party, the doctrine of "stand your ground" does not apply to Palestinians. Amazing that so many Democrats agree with Republicans on that point. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026HELP, please, someone. I forgot to "like" a post about how the shift to websites and smartphones is leaving a large number of elderly people without the means to communicate when they need help, and cannot remember the account that posted it. If you know it, please reply. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Hollywood decides to make a biopic of Dolly Parton, I suggest they consider Sasha Alexander for the role. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Regarding Trump's IndyCar race in Washington, if you are from Indianapolis, I really hope you remember this: "Jellyman! Stark Naked!" 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BOYCOTT ALERT "The Fifth Goalie", an upcoming streaming mini-series about a Canadian "sleeper" operation in the U.S. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026He's still alive, isn't he? This is going to be yet another Pastille Day. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Apparently the Apocalypse began 20 January 2025, and they've been keeping it a secret from us. I've never been so happy to have some canned food in my cupboard (Amy's organic soups, I'm looking right at you). 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026RUMOR CONTROL It is NOT true that Mitch McConnell has agreed to do a commercial for the new "Inert Boy" recliner. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A serious question: Can anyone make an educated estimate of how many mansions America's private health care and health insurance system is paying for? 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 20/08/202612 hours ago, I saw "The Rivals of Amziah King", and I am so pumped. I've always wanted to play loud saccharine music while barefoot, and carry out the cold-blooded murder of a handicapped woman. Fuck every critic who liked this fantasy pile of crap. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026SOMEBODY ELSE POSTED THIS: When I was 9 I walked in on my parents having sex. They looked like two uncooked chickens wrestling (I'm guessing he isn't much of a KFC guy). 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm running into some legal issues with my latest non-profit scam, "Little Guns For The Homeless". I'll keep you posted after I post bail. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What Castrump wants: To abolish elections To rule by decree To have his militia patrol the cities To enrich himself while destroying the economy To control the media To ally himself with Russia, China and North Korea To abolish due process How do you like it so far? Enjoy. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026post from @spacetwinks.bsky.social fascinating that only america and its chosen favorites get to have histories and historical figures that are nuanced and complicated and cannot be simply fully condemned. what a funny coincidence it works out that way. Me: I fully condemn Trump. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm still waiting for the mainstream media to notice that Trump's White House ballroom has morphed into an underground Military Complex. This just isn't going to end well. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I truly hope we can inflict a massive defeat on the Republican Party in the midterms, but, at the same time, let's not kid ourselves: the American Left just doesn't have it in their political DNA to give a rat's ass about Ukraine. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026THEY'RE STILL MAKING CHEESE NIPS IN CANADA! Get me a van, a map of the border, a lawyer on standby, and a woman who can fake being pregnant, STAT! 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In about 2-3 months, there is going to be serious black market activity involving those shock gloves ICE intends to use. Get ready for it. 110
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm fatigued from trying to be sarcastic about the nightmarish, criminal debasement we are undergoing. The Trump presidency is like a James Bond movie with just the villain, no Bond. They are killing thousands. This is really happening, in broad daylight, with the complicity of Congress. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm not making this up. Marc Elias and Katie Phang are doing more than anybody else to salvage the U.S. If we make it past 2028, I hope we remember that. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 08/08/202614 October, 5,000 B.C.: Humans invent morality. 16 October, 5,000 B.C.: Humans invent privacy. 18 October, 5,000 B.C.: First mud-brick issue of Akkad Confidential published. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I support women in their struggle against rape, harassment, and discrimination. I support women's sports. I don't see the point of those sports if we then also demand that the definition of "woman" is "anyone who declares themselves to be a woman". That is as irrational as MAGA. 320
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm feeling okay, I'm not on any medication, neither am I drunk. I want Tucker Carlson to run for president as a 3rd-party candidate. I really, really want that to happen. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Do not fall for Hellmann's "ketchup slices". My new start-up will be rolling out "Catsup Medallions" in October. Trust me. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Russia and China are resupplying Iran. They have a combined industrial base such as the U.S. has not had since the 1980s. The Iranians are not running out of ammo. They may not be able to shoot down planes, but they can smash the airfields. 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just a reminder to Americans: EVEN THE FASCIST ITALIAN GOVERNMENT IN WORLD WAR 2 WAS ABLE TO DEPOSE MUSSOLINI. Win the midterms, impeach the loathsome fuck. 031
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026JEANINE PIRRO! Find an agent NOW! Your story on the big screen! You are free, and have to think of the next chapter of your life! 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026To President Donald J. Trump: Sir, Why not take a hint from McConnell and pretend to be in a coma until after the midterms? You can rest up, and let J D Vance carry your polluted water and take the hit for the bloodbath Republicans will experience. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The mayor of New York city is a bearded, swarthy, foreign-born socialist . . . who is also circumcised and does not eat pork . . . so, technically, he does not qualify as Puerto Rican. SO SETTLE DOWN AND SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL NEW YORK HAS A DEMOCRATIC MAYOR. 110
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Survival tip. If there is an "international grocery" in your area, see if they carry Cuban "galletas" (crackers), usually made in Florida or New Jersey. Nice flavor, reasonably priced, substantial, solid texture, pair well with cheese, marmalade and nut butters. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The American industrial base had two titanic surges in the past century, one starting around 1940, the other starting around 1950. It started sputtering after the 1973 oil embargo. Now the industrial base that can't provide berets for the U.S. army is running out of ammo in Trump's crazy war. 021
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Is there not one single clothing manufacturer in the U.S. that could put out a line of BLUE LIBERTY CAPS? 021
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Did a dissident splinter faction of Russian intelligence just tell their Western blogosphere influencers to start cheering for Ukraine? Is this Phase One of the coup against Putin? Does Trader Joe's have good soft sharp cheddar spread? 000
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hope the measles outbreak will wake up Republicans to how dangerous Trumpism is, and will remind Democrats that human biology is not a social construct. 021
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026How on earth did the Trump administration allow the arrest of the Tate brothers? Who screwed the pooch on this? It's great, but it wasn't supposed to happen. 010
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I prepare chicken breast with sherry, olives, raisins, allspice and paprika (if I go all out, I add bacon). Does that make me (1) a settler-colonialist enjoying living on stolen land, or (2) an effete socialist immigrant happy to be living on stolen land? 100
QAgog @qagog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I propose that we prepare for Trump carrying out some depraved attempt at suppressing either the midterms or the 2028 elections. We should all adopt code names in the tradition of the French Resistance. I'll start us off. From now on, I am Jacquard Plume, and, yes, I will have pommes frites. 000
