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Scarlett Abramson

@pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social
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Proud trans woman and aspiring mathematician who tries to be funny sometimes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥄 Intersectional Laundry List Naarm, Australia

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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Scar, what should I put? How about this?
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I get the feeling that someone on the @nytimes.com puzzles team either really wanted to fuck with @googlesearch.bsky.social's #analytics with yesterday's #strands puzzle, or just really likes #birding (or both 🤷🏻‍♀️)
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Her copy of Proof was in the (inedible) pudding. A job well done. I just a note on the door to set the scene for when she got back, then set about cleaning up what ended up being quite the mess.
An apartment number plate, which has been blurred over, and the words edited over the blurring that says '[apartment number]' and then on a new line '[with googly eyes]', and a note sticky taped below that which reads: 
"Darling, if you wonder what I could have done? Then check the fridge. I think you will find that your proof is in the pudding. Love you! xx"
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Knowing my lovely fiancée would be home soon (which turned out to be closer to 90 mins later), I had to think quickly. I just made some fake #pud by mixing milk and the powder and pouring it directly onto the dish without cooking it. It wasn't going to be edible anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️ And we were done.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Unfortunately, I was foiled, by being a klutz... So much #pud was lost today. 🫡 But not forgotten. I did a taste test at this point, only to realise that the milk I had been using must have been off. Good thing it won't be eaten, in that case. 💁🏻‍♀️
A silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, covered by custard - obscuring what was in the sandwich bag. There is a magnet on the sandwich bag, and the tray is on the floor. 

Custard has spilled all over the freezer door (of the fridge) and is pooling under the fridge.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
And with that batch of #pud, I could safely say that the (copy of) proof was indeed in the pudding. A job well done. 💁🏻‍♀️ And well timed at that, because I was getting a hot flash, as one does.
A silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, covered by a lot of custard - obscuring what was in the sandwich bag, a set of oven mitts, draped over a microwave-safe bowl with the words 'half baked' written along the lip, and a bag that says 'neck cooling tube'.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That intuition was correct, as after that batch of #pud, it seemed that I had finished the previous thing of milk. But this would be the last batch, so I was on my way to making her laugh a little and feel a little better.
A silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, covered by custard - obscuring what was in the sandwich bag, a plastic measuring cup filled with milk, a microwave-safe bowl with the words 'half baked' written along the lip with some powders in it, and a different, empty bottle of milk.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
So I made more #pud. But it still was not enough... At this point I was worried I was going to run out of milk — so I quickly ran across the road (in my nightie) to get more before the local grocer shut.
A silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, covered by custard - occurring what was in the sandwich bag, a plastic measuring cup filled with milk, a glass jar with sugar, a box of Foster and Clark's custard powder, a microwave-safe bowl with the words 'half baked' written along the lip, and a discounted bottle of milk from the local grocer.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
One batch of #pud was not enough...
A copy of the legal textbook 'Proof'  by Andrew Palmer, in a silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, now covered by a thin layer of custard, a whisk and tablespoon in a plastic measuring cup, and a microwave-safe bowl with the words 'half baked' written along the lip,
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I got to work making some #pud
A copy of the legal textbook 'Proof'  by Andrew Palmer, in a silicone sandwich bag, placed in a baking dish, a box of Foster and Clark's Custard Powder, and a microwave-safe bowl with the words 'half baked' written along the lip.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My wonderful gay fiancée, to whom I am engayged, and am gay with told me that she was having a hard day, would need to skip her plans tonight (plans she was excited for), was trying not to cry, and would need to stay in chambers late to prepare for her matter tomorrow. I knew what had to be done.
A copy of the legal textbook 'Proof'  by Andrew Palmer, in a silicone sandwich bag, and a box of Foster and Clark's Custard Powder.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Absolutely terrifying website. At least it appears to be gone (from that instance, for now). They (the fash and terfs) are getting brazen and inviting violence by doxxing vulnerable folk within such framing. It makes me wonder if nazis are getting punched often enough. Stay safe everyone.
Screenshot of a notice that the account has been suspended.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
... my dude.
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Rachel, my gay fiancée, to whom I am engayged, and with whom I will be getting gay married, is honestly quite funny sometimes.
[Network SSIDs named 'Hope She Plays Hot to Go' and 'This is a Wi-Fi Network]
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Scarlett Abramson @pythagorasaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Finally setting up a Bluesky account, well over a year since I deleted my Twitter account, has made me realise how much I missed pre-Elon Twitter. It is the icons like @antisemitismcow.bsky.social that X [pronounced: Shitter] could never 💁🏻‍♀️
[Screenshot of an account named 'Antisemitism Cow', with account description '... a simple clue that moos at antisemitic stuff.' that is quote replying to antisemitic stuff with 'MOOO']
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