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Pusha-HTTP

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"Even a fool gets to be young once"

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AI like Iverson @a-ruf-i.bsky.social · 1h
There are times in life where my upbringing, which forced me to mute my emotions, really shows. The oldest started pre-K today and her mom was emotional about the milestone, while I felt no real type of way about it. Just another generational curse I have to try to not hand down to the next one.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 1h
We trying!
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 2h
Told my job I was going to be late and they got me right up on outta there in a timely fashion.
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Omar Epps' Reaction in The Wood
ALT: Omar Epps' Reaction in The Wood
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 2h
I haven't been to the DMV in maybe 10-15 years and I was in and out in under 10 minutes.
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Curtis Payne: The Lord Loves Me
ALT: Curtis Payne: The Lord Loves Me
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 2h
Dude at the DMV in front of me was givenchy-ed down to the socks fresh to death! Couldn't take his driver's test because his car insurance was in his mama name.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 5h
It's this older Asian couple that triggers my security camera motion alerts every morning on their 5am walks
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 6h
Def fake cause ain't nothing on the market that good
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 15h
I need to be a fly on the wall
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 15h
Offset got caught on video arguing with casino employees again and said it was part of a skit for his album rollout
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Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
ALT: Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 16h
The family of the girl whose skull Christa kept in her coat pocket has to watch the world sympathize for this psychopath. Couldn't be me
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 17h
Intro track to this mixtape went platinum over here
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 17h
Sandbag work time
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 18h
Eagles organization is in SHAMBLES. Let's celebrate!!
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 21h
Using AI pictures of celebrities is so unnecessary
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 21h
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 21h
😂😂
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 21h
He was only 70!?
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 23h
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Jay Z Head Bobbing
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gets soggy fast though
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
They put that punter on every show now, don’t they?
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've never liked Chelsea Handler I always thought she was racist but I couldn't prove it. Everybody liked her so I just sat there and ate my food but now I'm glad to know that I was right.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both my lost credit cards were sitting in my truck's cup holder
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why NFL players can't walk after the age of 47
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How your hairline still pushed back and you bald
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Podcast getting all this free press cause y'all can't ignore nonsense
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah they are doing something. Taking that much of a pay cut in one area and then magically getting overpaid in the next.
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Kawhi Leonard What It Do Baby
ALT: Kawhi Leonard What It Do Baby
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eagles couldn't tush push yesterday??
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cheat code was getting the heroin once you could afford it. Why were we playing this SMH
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need some gumbo in my life
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back when the music labels had the conscious rappers signed with the limited budget >>>
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure the yearly operating cost to run a school is probably in the tens of millions so it still probably wasn't enough
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And they are still laying folks off
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Joshua Clark Davis @joshuaclarkdavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bowie State is firing 20 faculty, including multiple tenured Black faculty. Administrators claim it's to address a deficit that could be easily covered by a recent $50 million gift from MacKenzie Scott. This story should be getting more attention in Maryland and nationally.
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Bowie State University to lay off 20 faculty members amid $18 million deficit
Roughly 20 faculty members at Bowie State University, at least one of them tenured, have been told they won’t have a job next year as administrators seek to curb the historically Black university’s $1...
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Texans 0-4 is nasty work
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hurts putting up HBCU QB numbers
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Mayor Cooley @mayorcooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys Win
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Dallas Cowboys Fan Celebrates Win
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T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the Eagles fans booing them at home. This makes me smile.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Game COWBOYS!!!!!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The founder of a popular Kentucky bourbon brand has been removed as CEO of the Kentucky Castle after allegations that he secretly filmed people — including family members — having sex
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Kentucky Castle parent company removes CEO after allegations he secretly filmed sex acts
The parent company of The Kentucky Castle and True Story Whiskey terminated the employment of CEO Wes Henderson, effective immediately.
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sauce walker got smoked
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Pusha-HTTP @pyth0n1c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💪🏿💪🏿
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hillary told those coal miners in West Virginia there’s a future for you that doesn’t involve black lung disease and they told her to kiss their ass
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Popcorn Red @mythghts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve never seen a person more wide open than that.
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