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Pystcat

@pystcat.bsky.social
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Vogon Poet and no one of consequence and that’s my bio. And, yes, that is my cat. 🖤💛&💙

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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can always tell when school is back. Wonder if this was related to the attack by Highmark…
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
awwwwww….
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Actually, we started it in the 1950s when we staged a coup and overthrew their leader who had nationalized Iran’s oil industry. 47 years ago they overthrew the guy we backed in the coup.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Best way to show off his necklace.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
I'M Too Sexy
Alt: Right Said Fred…I'M Too Sexy.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Again, at this point in the process all totals have been memorialized on the final tape at each precinct. So any vote switching will be caught.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In our case, 1 of the USB drives is considered unofficial. The data is uploaded to the county’s public website so the AP and NYT etc can do their thing. The other USB is “official” and is uploaded to a closed network that doesn’t connect to the internet.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So, hypothetically, let say an internet connection was involved and votes were flipped…then it would be caught pretty easily as the altered results would neither match the physical tapes or USB drives from the machines.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our machines also produce 4 copies of a final tape that lists all the votes by candidate. Copies of the tape go to the counters and county election division, the inspector of elections keeps 1 and 1 is posted to door of the precinct for public viewing. The public posting isn’t an election standard
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In our county the machines have two removable USB drives which go to where ever they count the votes. The machine doesn’t have an internet connection. I believe most places operate this way.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
His narcissistic injury runs deep. The good news is it’s such a profound wound that it will haunt him for the rest of his life. The bad news is he will haunt us for the rest of his life and possibly take down the republic.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Poll worker here…not only is there a paper trail but those machines aren’t connected to the internet.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I recently found out I have both ovarian and thyroid cancer. And my biggest worry isn’t the cancer or the treatment it’s losing my healthcare. It keeps me up at night.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He should have given the speech in front of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. It had the same vibe as Rudy’s 2020 press conference.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How surprising that the two real estate developers are unable to negotiate the end of two wars and a nuclear disarm treath. I’m shocked.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m here if you have any questions.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No. I use it for anxiety, which is way worse a night. Trazodone doesn’t have that brain fog effect that Zoloft has. And if I don’t take it I don’t get the brain zaps.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yup. Fellow chronic insomniac here. I take trazodone that helps a little with the anxiety.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hope you get some rest soon.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This effectively shuts down access to the Lincoln Tunnel from the Manhattan side.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So basically anything leading to the Lincoln Tunnel
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And the lady duck looks unimpressed
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not for Pittsburgh
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Love the accompanying photo. It makes the headline look like a thought bubble.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wait…is he fighting the broom or using the broom to fight? Cause fighting the broom would be considered entertainment.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Try an ice pack to face. It helped me when I had an infected tooth and before the antibiotics kicked in.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I guess the hillbilly apocalypse has begun. Just biding time while waiting for the lots to open for tailgating before the Morgan Wallen concert tonight.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Aw, man. That sucks.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is it the dude or the monkey that’s macing people?
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Same with Babylon 5. Rewatched that recently and was amazed how that tracks with what‘s happening today.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It lights up like Mordor.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Looks like it’s AI slop. www.reutersconnect.com/item/britain...
reutersconnect.com
Licensable picture: Britain's Prince William visits Isles of Scilly
Britain's Prince William, The Duke of Cornwall, hammers a nail into one of the homes that is being built, as he visits the construction site of 10 new...
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yinzer here. He’s always been a shit. The difference between pre and post stroke is now he has no interest pretending anymore. Even his wife gave up on putting out cute memes to run cover.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Given the zoo’s track record with animals dying I’d say the lucky one is going to Boston.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
And he followed that with: I met someone, big Trump fan, walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain. He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's. Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Guess that explains the sirens I just heard.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
5/6 here.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
And yet another article that you wont open to comment.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He really is Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I thought it was by The Buggles.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I hate seeing calls like this one. It’s just so sad.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Spam?
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ah, yes, nepo babies. The same people who rail about DEI have zero complaints about the ‘rich people network’.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m sure at least one dad “has seen a YouTube video” and is certain he can do it.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Blessed be the Pah-Wraiths.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh, no., Doc. I’m so sorry. Take care.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I notice that you didn’t open this piece to comments. Hmmm, wonder why.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
And only to find out his wife was an even bigger plagiarist.
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? — 1980s Jesus
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Pystcat @pystcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Rage baiting on social media and cameo videos is how he makes his money these days. The more outrageous the post, the more engagement it gets and the more money he makes. John Oliver did a fantastic job explaining Xitter a few weeks back
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