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Jesse Martin

@pyromedic.bsky.social
18 followers 75 following 58 posts

Husband to Babe, Dad to Peanut, Bean, and T-Rex. Firefighter/Paramedic, sports fan, enthusiast of all things awesome. Giants, Sharks, Warriors, Longhorns, Niners

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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean, that's a lot of 14s, 15s, and 16s...
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't understand why people are so concerned. He broke his collarbone last year. It's a fluke injury, and he's been ultra-productive and ultra-dependable otherwise 🤷
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This one's an easy fix. Just start treating them the way women in America are treated off the basketball court and the troll will stop being funny to them real quick.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hard to develop trust to get into the lineup when you do things like forget how many outs there are and get put in the game to steal a bag then don't run at all. 🤷
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm convinced that the only way to "fix" this is for them to hit more. Teams are attacking the zone against this lineup because they're not a threat to do damage right now. Start hitting pitches in the zone and pitchers will be forced to nibble more and more walks will result.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Gotta charge them a Division Rival Surcharge, need more if you're gonna let a team draft a potential starting QB
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"I have what it takes to pay my giant back income tax bill that I just found out about..."
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sen. Jacky Rosen calls for Dept of Foxes review of Henhouse Theft...smh
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Any second now the "I just want them to do it legally crowd" is going to loudly denounce this...any second now... 🦗🦗🦗
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just hoping to get the same garbage call both ways
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Live mas?
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It's almost as if having an underwear olympics in which guys just train specifically for a score isn't helpful in evaluations...
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ED MCLAURIN @edmclaurin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
His OL being able to block even a little bit has made a big difference too
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This is gonna be the year that DMo enters that top tier of CBs. His contract is going to be a steal in 2 years.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Gerrymandering is DEI for Republicans
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Jim Thome walked so Kyle Schwarber could run
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Has anyone done the math to game out this scenario and see who would end up with more seats if the full endgame played out?
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Well, at least we know his agent monitors social media. Maybe he'll move to CB, that's one impressive backpedal!
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
What is it gonna take to get Bo Davidson to AA?!
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Ron Hacker @ronhacker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me reading that man's first name...
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a woman is standing on an airplane with the words `` that is not real '' .
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Less than 10 years ago, this would have been an Onion headline... Words. Fail.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris got more votes than any presidential ticket in United States history *AFTER* the blm protests in 2020. The protests did not help the first trump administration politically. It would be helpful if people remembered that.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a headset and saying tough break
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Please please please be b)! Discovery would be one of the best things in the history of ever.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This team has always found another gear when the season is on the line (often to the fans' great annoyance). In the immortal words of Kevin Millar: "Don't let us win tonight!"
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We need to start acknowledging that Podz is a high level POA defender. He's out here putting guys in jail!
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Is...is he defending the honor of The Empire? Is he genuinely standing up for capital-T-capital-E The Empire? 🤦
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LeonNorasGiGi 💙🫂🦋🌎 @leonnorasgigi.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just wait till you get to Marva's speech on Rix Road...
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
If they can win gm 1, Dubs in 5
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
My reaction to any and all news about Gayle King/Katy Perry "going to space":
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Can the Dubs employ the Amen Thompson strategy against Norman Powell today?
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Gui's pass in that sequence was just 🤌🤌🤌
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Absolutely. Positively. Unreal.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
He's almost kinda accidentally correct here. In both instances it's an advantage, but you already had to able to hit the ball before
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
it's like the U.S. is throwing a giant measles party
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Man, if your position is that you don't want Tyler Rodgers out there in the 8th, the only conclusion I can draw is that you do not know ball. I don't make the rules.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Very excited for "Clean on OPSEC" to become a Gen Alpha slang term here shortly
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Definitely looks like a set you'd run for Jimmy whenever he gets here
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/02/2025
Did you know? In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine. The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I mean, "Commandards" is right there guys...
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Love this move. The chance for Birdsong in particular to learn from a guy who dominated with a similar pitch mix will be invaluable.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If you want to know why your life is more expensive than it used to be, it's because this 👇 is happening in practically EVERY American industry and has been for 4+ decades
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Want to enjoy the talents of Billy Bob Thornton without all the Sheridan-verse misogyny and oil industry propaganda? Well, friend, you're in luck. There's 4 seasons of Goliath on Prime Video right this moment, and every scene, line of dialogue, and shot is better than Landman.
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Jesse Martin @pyromedic.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sheridan can only write women as one of two things: A man (Lioness) or a stereotype (Landman). This show is so frustrating cause it's one awesome show (the examination of the interior of the oil and gas industry) interspersed with two Netflix series made for teenagers.
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