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terminally online cat, #1 JavaScript hater dedicated Linux user, friday night funkin' musician, VA, writer, doodler says whatever with no filter, please be blunt if something was rude. (ask/ask) | forgettable.xyz | @pyro.pds.tokyonight.city

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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 15/10/2026
here you go
subway meal (propel, cheetos, footlong)
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 11/10/2026
this and jpegxl
"would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!"

homer surrounded by a bunch of signs that tell him to get bent
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 08/10/2026
Good guy with funny content but what the fuck lmao
Screenshot from Grayjay of a video from "Wendy Go Sckety" called "Anomalous Coffee Machine But Only The Parts That Make Me Giggle".

The video is a coffee cup with a green/red/purple mix, labeled "Cup of C Section".

The CC say "Why did it give me a cup of C-Section?"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 08/10/2026
why is this a crazy concept for people javascript bad.
"im sorry what"
"the ENTIRE website dips from view if you have JavaScript enabled?"
(One 👆 react)
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 05/10/2026
need to add a festivizer to make this name absolutely silly
Strange Specialized Killstreak Smalltown Bringdown Mk.II Crusader's Crossbow

(A weapon from TF2)

Civilian Grade Crossbow (Minimal Wear)
Strange Stat Clock Attached
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 05/10/2026
win11 but joke applies
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 04/10/2026
A mini-gun in TF2.

"Strange Festivized Specialized Killstreak Team Serviced Minigun"

with the description,
"the default name is infinitely funnier than anything i could come up with.''
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 02/10/2026
trying to find information on the I Wanna Be the Guy modding scene and its just this
Will Smith i,Robot meme template

"Y'all got any guides?" Big Willy Style asks.

"We got a discord", replies the clanker.

Williature Smithers holds his hand up to his face contemplatively.Smith Wars 2: Return of the i,Robot meme format.

"Help files? FAQ? Forum? Bug report tracking? Patch notes? Dev blog? Anything?" William Smithsphere asks Apple's new iRobot (releasing 2067)

"I said, we have a Discord." the gear-muncher replies, clearly not understanding the gravity of the situation at hand.

Wyll "Baldur's Gate Three" Shmitth points a gun at the metal automaton, threatening its metallic dome with the service end of the barrel.

This fucker better learn, and fast, before it turns into a bullet pincushion.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 01/10/2026
Sunglasses with the bit off piece of paper.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 01/10/2026
I fucking forgot but woke up from a hangover and did this right away.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 30/09/2026
lmao
(the what's continued for a while above)

dacctal:
"pyro"
"stop or ban"

pyro:
"hello"

dacctal:
"spam bad"

pyro:
(quote, dacctal:
">spam bad")
"I mean it tastes pretty good if you cook it correctly."

dacctal:
"shut"

pyro:
":("
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 30/09/2026
autism to autism communication autism to autism conversation
XMPP MUC.

doctor112-1
(quote, pyro:
">>what
>>what

>what")
"what"

Jaoh:
(quote:
"> > what
>what")
"what"

pyro:
(quote, Jaoh:
">> > what
>>what
>what")
"what"

kuyuhi:
(quote, pyro:
">>what
>>what

>what")
"what"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 30/09/2026
this week has been so fucking long, and still have another day of work the moment I get home, lucidity will not be an option.
Knuckles from TGT saying sum shit:

"shadow trust me this plan will be better because im gonna smoke my smart weed. im smarter when im high.."
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 28/09/2026
d'awww
out of context XMPP post:

(Hamtaro PFP) doctor112-1
"like i love fp so much"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 27/09/2026
enough negativity from me, just hit that shit
Matt Wii sports in a robot passing you the spliff

"farner passes u the boof, u hitting that shit?"

"yee" "naw"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 26/09/2026
95% of the people I looked up to growing up got either outed as pedos or did something so terrible its better to pretend you dont know who they are people irl seem like they're oblivious to the world around them 2026 isnt year of the Linux Desktop, its just another year of major depressive spikes.
little circle guy walking and talking, 
"pa pi pu pe FUCK"

the caption underneath, 
"what"
the caption under the caption, 
"you cannot say that"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 25/09/2026
dead serious
Small, cropped photo of a Steam profile.

Their picture is YOU, specifically a drawing of the frog from the replied quote post. Other information is show around it:
- "YOU"
- Terra
- United States

and the description of the profile is:
"* (They're poorly busking for money so they can buy food.)
* (Leave 1 D$?)

with a yes or no option below, with a heart on the Yes option.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 21/09/2026
yo look at my cool ass debian mug
my cool ass debian mug

pyro is holding it by the handle with the debian swirl facing toward the camera. the letter d follows but is cut off, presumably continuing the rest of the logo past the horizon point.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 21/09/2026
does using Sue as a pfp on other platforms count if so, hi
XMPP account details, including a PFP of Sue Sakomoto shrugging with a smug look. 

XMPP address, pyro@(obscured)
Password, bunch o' dots
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 21/09/2026
ok it's not just me right from this angle they look like they're only a head and legs and paws among us cat
newly discovered cat walking around, the camera is angled perpendicular to where the cat is walking so you can't see its body at all.

photo taken from https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-the-first-new-species-of-cat-discovered-in-more-than-a-century-its-adorable/
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 21/09/2026
:(
Matrix group chat

vel: "hi pyro" 
pyro: (quote vel, "imagine using kde") "imagining it right now and it looks good :D
vel: "fuck you pyro"
pyro: (quoting vel, "hi pyro") "hello"
pyro: (quoting vel, "fuck you pyro") ":("
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 20/09/2026
you have no idea how absolutely stoked i am to get my grubby mitts on this, it looks so fun holy shit
a message on Fluxer by pyro. 

unboundedDomain (Yesterday at 0721)
finally took a minute to open gamejolt
and saw the new update on RIBBIT
holy fuck
[screenshot of the RIBBIT mod page with some WIP gameplay]
psyched as sin
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 20/09/2026
"man I sure do love updating my software!" the nefarious kernel update:
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 20/09/2026
YESSSSSSSSSS MINECRAFT GANG
Pyro (except with booba) in Minecraft holding a shield and iron pickaxe and with a Sophisticated Backpack (coloured Cyan).
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 20/09/2026
first it was Doomworld and now its the Doomwiki, a second cloudflare has hit the Doomweb(TM) Genuinely ticked rn >:(
"Enable JavaScript and cookies to continue."

mobile web browser at "https://doomwiki.org/wiki/ZSCRIPT".
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 20/09/2026
shoutouts to the Plok reddit, specifically. Hostile ass web-design. Why have a site in the first place if I'm not allowed to visit it, ya dicks?
<!> Unreviewed Content
This community has not been reviewed and might contain content inappropriate for certain viewers. View in the Reddit app to continue. 

(View in App) written in black on a white button
(No, take me to Home) written in white on a black button
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 19/09/2026
Breaking news! People decide to not be dicks to one-another!
Newspaper from USA TODAY (September 18-20, 2026)

Top headline reads:
"Survey: Support rising for DEI"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 17/09/2026
I paid 3$ for this, I fucking hate inflation. I don't get anything else until I get paid and the store opens which won't be for 8 hours. Thanks, America. Fuck you.
7 frozen mozerella sticks on a wax paper inside of an air frier, ready to be cooked.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 17/09/2026
MS Paint drawing labeled "THE VAGUEPOST KING" 

A green-robed king standing next to a computer monitor on a desk that is pulled up to a 4chan reply that says "I know things only SOME people know about. But I can't tell you."

There's also a hung frame containing a picture of the moon with a Flag on it.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 16/09/2026
intriguing.......................
cat wearing headphones and drinking coca cola while playing csgo
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 15/09/2026
telling them about the unfortunate news
black cat with yellow eyes breaking the news to a blue bunny guy

"You're Canadian."
"FUCK!"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 13/09/2026
case in point:
Pyro (the one making this post) in 8th place on the Chex Quest speedrun.com page with a time of 04:01 - including intermission screens, it winds up being a cool 04:20 (funny wees number).

This was five years ago, why are you boasting about this?
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 13/09/2026
lolnice
69 followers (nice)
also 200 following and 480 (now 481) posts
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 13/09/2026
people in the comments of the Brodie video on omarchy are so fucking funny, look at these chuds config files getting 10 mil legally speaking, this didn't happen BUT i wouldn't be suprised if this is being done for money laundering purposes
Screenshot from Grayjay of a video from Brodie Robertson (https://odysee.com/@BrodieRobertson:56/omarchy-is-not-a-real-distro:5) in the comments section.

@argentwolf
"Brodie, the amount of gay beta jealousy coming from you and others is astounding. DHH and the Omacom Foundation have managed to sell an idea and product to people with money which thousands of others in the Linux community couldn't, and you believe the community should have a voice in its spending, you're straight out of a realm of Idiocracy! You should go change your girl pad and simply enjoy another exciting success story of Linux, long lived or not. I use Debian w/Xfce BTW..."

@Vannax
"LOL.
Wokies malding over based distro."
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 07/09/2026
would i count as moot dunno either way,
Screenshot of a Fluxer account. 

Information not written in Alt text, just in case.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 07/09/2026
oh no, that's inflation that's inflation of my comfort character
video from swaggersouls on the Grayjay frontend:
"WE TOOK THE BIGGEST WALK" 7 hours ago
the thumbnail is the Big Walk character but rotund (the head is normal tho), labeled as another YouTube channel, McNasty.
The video is 28:13 in length.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 05/09/2026
Deltaruin
Pico in a Deltarune textbox:

"* I've already depicted you as the Soyjak, and me as the Chad!"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 04/09/2026
Wendy Go Sckty is my spirit animal
MEAT WHEN THE

FEAR IS HUNGRY

(corpse with no skin but only from the waist up)
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 03/09/2026
friend let me try on bappy paws first thought was to do this
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 30/08/2026
blast from the past (three weeks ago)
step 2:
cover yourself in oil

j'micro b'wave in a fry basket above a gray box (presumably, a deep frier)
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 29/08/2026
meowth #fridaynightfunkin concept, #pokemon see look, not completely rusty! :D tried to make it somewhat sound like Gen 4. the organs really help.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 28/08/2026
steam knows
Buy SULFUR X BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT (BUNDLE)
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 25/08/2026
me rn fr
Orange pill bottle.

"Cat Kitty Cat Cat Kitty Cat Cat"
"123 Meow Meow Ave, Mraowtown USA, 42069"
"CATNIP MIXED WITH ESTROGEN 500MG TABLET"
"Generic equivalent of: Catstrodol"
"Take one tablet orally and then {various forms of meows that I'm too lazy to write out -fp}"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 24/08/2026
favourite kind of reply
reply to @PolarSky saying
im gonna send this to him hehe

unboundedDomain (today at 0619)
polar sky sends something to someone and then becomes miachel jackson for 3 seconds
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 23/08/2026
tried Deadlock for the first time yesterday, and i got to play Rem :) little gay boy shooting candle fire and scurrying into vents like among us played against bots with 3 other people as a barometer of skill we fucking LOST against BOTs had fun, but damn i suck, sorry guys
HERO from Omori on the battle screen.

His status is "Depressed", but he's smiling like a motherfucker while gleaming yellow, and surrounded by a red hue. 

also has 429/430 health.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 22/08/2026
plushieposting at pi in the morning is a mood
Above post made at 0314 on Aug 22, 2026
it has one like.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 21/08/2026
impact font: DO YOU HATE
pictures gnomes in a boat while it is snowing
impact font: ME
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 18/08/2026
Oversized for maximum comfort. #Technoblade never dies. Thank you, @technoblade.com :)
Pyro wearing the Technoblade sweatshirt from technoblade.com; They are looking away from the camera, and the little bit of their face that peeked through the top is obscured with the black pen took. 

The sweatshirt itself is black, with pink text and graphics of a crown and a sword.

The text contains various phrases, including:
"technoblade never dies"
"GGEZ"
"i drop kicked that child in self defense"
"i dropped out of college for this"
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 18/08/2026
send help
30+ notifications on Bluesky.
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pyro @pyro.bsky.forgettable.xyz · 17/08/2026
mike's FIREBLU1
mike's HARDER Hurricane Punch
8℅ ABV
Warning: Contains Alcohol
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