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Pyrion Flax

@pyrionflax.yogscast.com
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For, in the fatness of these pursy times, Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 26/09/2026
www.twitch.tv/pyrionflax/c...
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i must go my people need me - Pyrionflax on Twitch
Watch Pyrionflax's WARDOGS clip titled "i must go my people need me" on Twitch.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 25/09/2026
Actually several fans. She got gently mobbed in York!
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 19/09/2026
you know what's a really decent action movie? Mosul. 2019 film, currently on netflix UK. genuinely decent. clearly didn't do well because it wasn't in english and didn't fit the bill of what people expected from a war in that region
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 18/09/2026
Reacher is such a hilariously badly written show that after a while lines like "whole town's wound tighter than jungle gym screws" just roll off you and you just stop noticing....but I notice. I notice every bad line. It's a curse
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 16/09/2026
bands tour off the back of their album....what they SHOULD do, is tour and THEN release and album of the best live performances of that tour. the live performances are ALWAYS better, and we're seeing you on tour - we're already invested
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 14/09/2026
appeared on slacks' dota news roundup and had fun with me old mate youtu.be/u1J8Y3Rvsms?...
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Kiss Your Favorite Custom Games Goodbye
YouTube video by SirActionSlacks
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 14/09/2026
welcome to the rabbit warren to our latest victim who decided that smashing GOOD GAME over and over meant they had won but in fact THE RABBITS HAD WON. gg idiot
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 12/09/2026
saw an old lad at one of those defibrillator booths and asked if he was ok. he asked why I would wonder that. I said because he was at a defib booth. he told me he was charging his phone and flipped me off.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 08/09/2026
a really very sweet documentary about warhammer players oop north www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj8...
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GRIMDARK | Full Documentary
YouTube video by GRIMDARK film (2026)
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 05/09/2026
mosquitoes are the most prolific thieves in the world, they literally steal your BLOOD and we just carry on like that's normal?!?! why aren't the police doing anyhting? lock these fcufckers up. LOCK THEM UP. LOCK THEM UP. LOCK THEM UP.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 03/09/2026
a rare new guide - this time to Magic the Gathering youtu.be/bUh1BMTxBE0
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Pyrion Flax's Guide to Magic the Gathering
YouTube video by Pyrion Flax
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 01/09/2026
everyone talking about large language models, but where are the bad language models that just swear all the time
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 27/08/2026
my lufthansa flight was delayed 6 hours in shanghai. I missed my connection in frankfurt and had to stay the night. I asked for compensation. lufthansa said that since the flight originated outside the EU they don't give shit. thanks @lufthansagroup.bsky.social
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 13/08/2026
So...there is a PFlax in the morning that I did yesterday but it has taken 24 hours to upload because the internet is kinda funky on my phone here in China. It should be out...soon?
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 12/08/2026
PFlax in the morning ep 2 youtu.be/yOXQNvSD8Oo?...
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PFlax in the morning TI15 ep 2
YouTube video by Pyrion Flax
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 11/08/2026
PFlax in the morning TI15 ep one youtu.be/Cr8ABW8T5tI?...
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PFlax in the Mooooooorning TI15 edition
YouTube video by Pyrion Flax
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 07/08/2026
spock always has hot women lusting after him. this is because the writers of all star treks believe that women are only attracted to emotionally dull men with no sense of humour
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 28/07/2026
why yes, yes I do like bunny rabbits why?
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 28/07/2026
if anyone recommends the new master of the universe movie, which cost $170M to make, tell them that you will destroy not only their future, but their past. You will erase all evidence they or their ancestors ever existed. they will become and un-person. speaking their name is punishable by death
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 26/07/2026
who does greg proops kill as an offering to Mab-Dorn the God of Ageing? dude has looked the same forever. looks EXACTLY the same as he did back in the fucking 80s or whatever
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 21/07/2026
content ideas: 1. average people chill out and enjoy foods and don't argue about which one is "the best" 2. normal, regular folks watch a movie and don't talk and then at the end agree to meet next week to do something again 3. run-of-the-mill parents complain gently about the weather
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 18/07/2026
that jack reacher show is just a dramatised version of men answering "yes" to the question "could you beat a gorilla in a fight"
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 16/07/2026
hi we just sent you an unsolicited email! about some crap! you don't want any of it! hi just a follow up here....how do you rate our unsolicited piece of shit email out of 5? did you like our shitty awful terrible email? what about that last follow up asking you to rate the first email? 5/5?
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 15/07/2026
again we score and shit ourselves that we might lose. bring on a dozen defenders and try to just cling on. that's not what winners do. gutless. deserved to go out as devastated as I am I cannot claim otherwise.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 15/07/2026
Please, England. Please.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 09/07/2026
Proposal for all members of the Bald Brotherhood (open to all, it's just a name) : Gianni "Corruption" Infantino is hereby excommunicated formally and for all time
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 09/07/2026
dear @steampowered.com a suggestion - when browsing new games let me use the filter to set a minimum price so I don't have to see stuff like "Stinky Cat", "Puzzles:Fish" or "1 day poison in world"
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 08/07/2026
I want the people at MTG Goldfish to know that I would love to watch their content, but I cannot do so until they fix this guy's voice www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Lp... preferably by replacing him with ANY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET
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The Pro Tour Deck That Won By NOT Playing Magic?
YouTube video by MTGGoldfish
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 07/07/2026
would've been neutral but given the balogun sitch...COME ON YOU BELGIANS. MOULE FRITES ON THE BEACH IF YOU CAN DO IT
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 06/07/2026
the person behind the @triforcefactcheck.bsky.social account really does sterling work
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 03/07/2026
Egype Vs Australia - Commentator didn't comment on the fact that manager Hossam Hassan just brought on two subs, one named Hossam and one named Hassan. Surely a footballing first.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 30/06/2026
love how solasta is trying to show off it's character creator by showing this poor cross-eyed girl to me on reddit over and over
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 22/06/2026
an elderly relative of mine - and these were their words - always said "fat people are very graceful". what sort of (relatively) harmless utter bobbins have your elderly relatives come up with that you somehow know are false and also slightly offensive?
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shadowatnoon🌸 @shadowatnoon.onlyhippos.com · 22/06/2026
its that time of the month again! Sheopardy returns this Thursday at 2pm EST! 🎉 Watch as new players @nilesy.bsky.social and @pyrionflax.yogscast.com take on last month's champion Daltos in an hour of video game trivia! 🧠 Episode 3 will be streamed on both my Twitch and YouTube! See you Thursday!
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 21/06/2026
Vegetarians and Vegans - would you eat insect meat? i.e. a Greggs sausage roll where the filling was ground up cockroach meat? Imagine that aside from the label you couldn't tell in any other way that you were eating bugs
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 19/06/2026
SCOTLAND FOREVER. LET'S FUCKEN GO LADS.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 19/06/2026
Come on you Aussie bludgers, smash these Yanks
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Man's Awesome Job by the Water
ALT: Man's Awesome Job by the Water
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 17/06/2026
What if they DID demand world war 3?
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 15/06/2026
got this in my spam folder. "should christians buy gold". they cherry pick some shit and you can assume the answer for yourselves (the answer by the way is ABSOLUTELY THEY SHOULD!)
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 13/06/2026
Mrs F says the shadow of the camera that moves around over the pitch makes her think of animal crossing and makes her instinctively reach for her slingshot. Not played so can't comment
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 13/06/2026
two mysteries from seinfeld that I want cleared up, but which will never come to light: 1. what was in the penske file 2. what was in kramer's reports he filed while he "worked" at brandt-leland
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 11/06/2026
excited abour ayoade on taskmaster. dreading matt lucas on task master.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 11/06/2026
The commentators at the azteca atadium saying "A wave going around the stadium here". If only there were a name for said wave.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 11/06/2026
Great opening goal for Mexico but start keeping track of how many goals are scored by defenders fucking up. There needs to be a way of tracking this shit statistically but I've yet to find a good source
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 11/06/2026
Ok here we go for world cup shit show 2026 edition. My money is on Mexico beating South Africa because it's an obvious choice but I can honestly say that opening ceremony may have destroyed any and all atmosphere
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 09/06/2026
can anyone find any european mythology about spiders other than arachne who was turned INTO a spider? we have tons of stuff about fairies ghosts and spirits and goblins etc but I can't find any spider stuff. what's that about?
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 07/06/2026
why doesn't the iplayer have a pop-out resizeable window? you can either go full screen, or have a little window. come on bbc you can do it!
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 02/06/2026
how old am I? I'm at default 110% browser zoom. That's the beginning of the end.
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 31/05/2026
Was hoping this ancient grizzled entertainer would finally wade in with a take on toxic masculinity so we'd all know what to think
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Pyrion Flax @pyrionflax.yogscast.com · 30/05/2026
also just to revisit this - I'm glad sophie acknowledged that this is the HONOUR of her LIFE
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