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I like cats and video games and nail polish and nothing else

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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some people have zero survival instinct and I can most easily identify them when they’re walking through parking lots
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People always talk about the food and alcohol they can’t wait to have once they aren’t pregnant any longer. All I want back are my hot baths. And hot tubs. I want to scald myself again without fear. I yearn to boil.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Maybe it’s time to return to FFXIV? Those heavens won’t ward themselves
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just found out recent research shows that babies can, like, catch contagious yawns in the womb from their mothers AND THAT IS FASCINATING LIKE HOW
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
An acquaintance surprised me with a hug today and I turned my head the wrong way (it went in the same direction as theirs) and omg why is that so embarrassing and intimate
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Last night I needed spaghetti so bad and Boston Pizza cancelled my order and I cried because they just didn’t understand that spaghetti is all I can think about and all the other restaurants serve their spaghetti with meatballs and I don’t eat meat and I wasn’t going to go to the store to COOK (1/2)
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So I have been told I will be pushing a human out of me this December and boy what a ride this is. It’s such a weird time right now especially. I can’t feel anything, but I know she’s the size of a pear. But if someone cut me open and shoved a pear inside me, I WOULD FEEL IT. What a wild time.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It feels like a real life game of Civilization is happening
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Actual words I have heard from the commentators during the Big Air Skiing: “Tormod’s biscuits are baked with that butter take-off” Commentator 1: “he over-marinated, too much sauce” Commentator 2: *in agreement* “too much sauce”
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I see people posting their end-of-year lists of accomplishments, here’s mine: I got married and bought a house and thought I would die from the stress of it all. Cheers! 🥂
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Post your first 5 steam purchases (One fable was for me, one for a friend) (Also I never played FFXI because it immediately didn’t work)
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I returned to therapy for the first time in three years yay I am completely, utterly drained ohno
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Soooo I finished Fire Emblem Engage. As a HUGE Three Houses fan…….. that game sucked big time.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This guy would be on my “hear me out” cake
That shy guy in uniform from paper Mario who fucks
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I’m going to start calling them pickled cucumbers
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Garden party nails
Pale green french manicure with flower sparklesPale green french manicure with flower sparklesPale green french manicure with flower sparkles
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“I wouldn’t tell anyone I was changing my meds but there would be signs”
Notebook with a list of annoyances being prepared
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Chrommmme Pink Steel by HT
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Check out my sailor moon nails
Nail art inspired by colour schemes of inner sailor senshi from sailor moon, with their planet symbols on respective nails
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Geriatric millennial cosplays as teenage western video game character at local Japanese anime convention
Rachel Amber from life is strange, red plaid button up, white tank, signature blue feather earringamateur cosplay of Rachel Amber from life is strange, red plaid button up, white tank, ripped black jeans, blue feather earring
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Bring Me the Teal, Nip in the Bud (index), and Lowkey Blushing (pinky) from Holo Taco
Hand with dark teal nail polish on thumb, middle, and ring finger, two shades of pale pinks on pinky and index
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Birthday Brat by Holo Taco for my birthday 🥳
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Suppose it’s a good time to show it off ♥️
Bride in strapless wedding dress
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Drop your cosplay ideas that I could reuse my wedding dress for 🔥
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
(Reposting because I accidentally tagged a rando in the last one) Wild Child by HoloTaco. Also I got married :o
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Calming 🍃 Touch Grass by Holo Taco
Dark-ish sage green nail polish on handDark-ish sage green nail polish on hand
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I get married in one week and I’m thrilled with how my hair trial went 😀
Half up curled hairstyle on blonde highlighted hair
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
So the wedding is in one month and I need a self-help book on how to ease the load of carrying everyone’s expectations and feeling responsible for their enjoyment. Because whoooa that’s a heavy heavy backpack that I am obsessing over.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thank fucking god #canadianelection
Robert Downey junior clutching his chest in relief
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Man, I want light-up shoes
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Feeling glittery this week
Hands with purple sparkly nails polishHands with purple sparkly nails polish, closer shot
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you get out of bed on Sunday I want you to know you’re actually breaking the law
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wordle 1,389 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ll never not share this lol
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Holy shit Adolescence!?!? I don’t remember the last time I was so immediately captivated by a show. Just finished ep 2
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Guessing we’re looking at $110ish for individual games, and we were already at $80-$90 for switch games 🫠 ouch ouch ouch
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You throw any story of seasons at me (new, remake, whatever) and I will adjust my entire life around it,
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Highly likely I’ll wear this for my wedding Wild Child by @holotaco
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
mood
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I have two black and white tuxedo cats. Foss is turning brown and I don’t know to feel. Here is her tail next to Terra’s.
Brown long haired cat tail next to black short hair cat tail
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Update: my manager found me a temporary position in another department until June. The training starts on Monday. Super thankful, but also still grieving the loss of a job I truly loved. Change is heckin hard, especially spontaneous change.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yup. Have until the end of the month
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
brb might be getting laid off
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Finished Echoes of Wisdom Game: 10/10 Final boss: 2/10
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Fairly tame.
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hmm @profanity.accountant
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
🌙 Moon Lagoon 🌊
Shimmery pale aqua nail polish on nails
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I never expected the term “mouthfeel” in a Zelda game
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Pyre @pyrefly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
should I play balatro y/n
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