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Philippe Yaworski

@pyawo.bsky.social
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I do words. Some of them go on Netflix. Some of them go over there: substack.com/@philippeyaworski

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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 10h
Elon's probably got a couple of each
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 12h
Crazy that this entire quote revolves around wigs as character work "Why'd you change your wig color all the time?" 'cause it fit her gear's color better something this superficial doesn't count as character work
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 12h
"I don't want to stay here a second longer than I need to"
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...ego death has lyrics?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNm...
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Polyphia - Ego Death feat. Steve Vai (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Polyphia
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does my cat's breath smell like cat food?
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay, late enough in the day to respond without spoiling too many other players. The movie is Spaceballs. It had Pizza the Hutt, Dark Helmet, and I guess most people couldn't figure out the third name? This looks "bad" because the second movie is finally being made, and I'd prefer if it doesn't fail
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
unrelated, but this makes me sad for the enduring relevance of a certain movie :(
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
And There Was Much Rejoicing Cartoon Scene
ALT: And There Was Much Rejoicing Cartoon Scene
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everything is SOMEthing
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After reading the first Murderbot Diaries book because of hype, I've pretty much sworn off letting hype dictate any of my reading habits.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"why does this guy look fami- OH MY GOD THAT'S THE WRESTLER FROM BEAST GAMES (that I only know of because of @foldablehuman.bsky.social 's video)"
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for someone who likes barking so much, you'd think he'd manage to not make his bark sound like shit >.>
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is such a downer of an intro theme
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to contradict you too much but the CAQ has only existed for 14-15 years. Not exactly "dominated the late 20th century / early 21st century" territory.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
betting...on predetermined outcomes...from a company that's been ridiculously predictable for the last couple of years...
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they say "for you character, just take your personality and turn it up to 11", you first gotta make sure your personality doesn't suck
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
called out the slow tempo of this karaoke version and got punished for it smh
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I watched it anyway! I'm going to guess the claim is either for a throwaway gag/soundbite or from one of the karaoke bits.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I KNOW I saw someone predict the "here's a sob story for my feathers" post last night
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is your way of making me finally watch the video before it gets edited, isn't it? >.>
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in all fairness, System not putting out new music has nothing to do with politics. It has everything to do with Serj wanting the music he brings in to not be fucked with, and Daron's need to fuck with whatever is brought to the band. So now they both just create things in their separate projects.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yea might as well send games on USB sticks atp tbh
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(also applies to the "sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good" logic)
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a dumb idea, totally not inspired by personal experience.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y'know, maybe there's a reason shapiro failed as a scriptwriter
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, yea, I've been playing a lot of OoT with some enhanced stuff through Ship of Harkinian, but my aim was explicitly to play randomizers, not play OoT >.>
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The book has arrived. It is, thankfully, shrink-wrapped. Which means I can LEAVE IT in its wrapping, and years from now, I'll get to say that I never even unwrapped the thing. Being able to say that will be more enjoyable than actually reading the thing on a physical media.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sounds like he's gonna make the american dragon a mad dragon
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not to mention it's kind of nonsensical to use "circa" and then give a precise date
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
BRYAN DANIELSON IS A DEATH RIDER TONIGHT!
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live
ALT: Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
ALT: Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICYMI A Crew's Mistake substack.com/home/post/p-... #booksky
substack.com
A Crew’s Mistake
To err and change the world…
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula. My copy of The Dead Shall Rise was shipped last week. Can't wait to literally never open the damn book.
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Legacy Of Kain
ALT: Legacy Of Kain
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's one repost now!
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(for that matter, the "aggressively nice keanu" turn he's taken these last couple of months doesn't seem to be all that far off with the whole "lemme in, I got drugs for you" thing)
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow the guy whose whole gimmick for months on end was being a whiny pissbaby lashing out at the GM turns out to be a whiny pissbaby lashing out at his ex what a surprise
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he turned into samoa joe for a moment there
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fun fact: Remember Palpatine saying Plagueis could "influence the midichlorians to create life"? In the old books, Darth Plagueis is implied to be Anakin's father via this process (he never even met Schmi, just randomly did it on a distant planet) So Ben and Rey might have conceived without fucking.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and they STILL can't make me care about this angle
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...you literally asked???
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can see its airing announcement right on wwe's website www.wwe.com/article/wwe-... The event has already happened and you can see the full card and results on cagematch
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WWE Worlds Collide: Match Card, How to Watch, and Start Time
This Wednesday, WWE Worlds Collide will stream on YouTube beginning at 7 ET / 4 PT.The Match Card will include:Six-Man Tag-Team MatchCM Punk, Rey Mysterio & El Grande Americano vs. Dominik Mysterio, J...
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They taped Worlds Collide this weekend specifically just so they could air it on Wednesday.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the vibe I'm getting is that of the gynecologist rachel dated in friends "you ever come back from work [as a waitress] and think 'If I see one more cup of coffee…'"
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the actual fuck…
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To err and change the world… A Crew's Mistake (5291 words) substack.com/home/post/p-... #booksky
substack.com
A Crew’s Mistake
To err and change the world…
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(tbf, that's kind of the point of the song, afaik. The guy she's interested in chooses a texas girl instead of her, hence, choosin' texas)
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People and their bubbles… I have only heard of the song is because TITS talked about it last year. I sure as fuck haven't heard it in the wild and I don't have spotify to have its algo throw it at me and what I listen to is prog and symphonic death metal. I have no idea what's on the charts.
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what a fucking match
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Philippe Yaworski @pyawo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Odd choice considering there are no more skywalkers
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