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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is to play 5 nights at Sun City
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Statically more people at Reform conferences have burst children’s footballs that come over their fence . Then anywhere else on the planet
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nigel Farage’s favourite Chippy tea is Oysters
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Richard O ‘ Sullivan scored a 147 break at the Crucible theatre
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The burglar alarm code at 10 Downing St is 1888
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Leeds based pub rockers Kaiser Chiefs only play live at racecourses
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Due to an unconfirmed threat by nobody in particular. Man of the people and anti establishment figure Nigel Farage . Was smuggled out of Clacton in a Fortnum & Mason hamper .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The United Arab Emirates have been hit with 50% tariff’s by Donald Trump . In retaliation for voting against FIFAs plans for the World Cup .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nigel Farage buys his clothes from Posh George at Asda
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo Drivers have a Wren Kitchen
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo cars have a button that shoots down Iranian drones in Dubai
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo Cars have child seats for French Bulldogs
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo car seats are made from Dry robes
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo car drivers have never let anyone out at a junction
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jaecoo cars will not start till you flash a pair of Turkey teeth at the ignition
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
During the coronation of Andy Burnham . Anthony H Wilsons corpse with ride down the Mall on Red Rum as a sign of the Northern conquest of the South .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Andy Burnham is to bring in the other most famous son of Newton Le Willows as chancellor . He will never give you up , never let you down , never run around and hurt you .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Neil Sedaka played The Yeti in Nick Loves version of The Firm
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prince Andrew has been sentenced to 30 years which is roughly the time the Curling lasts for at the Winter Olympics
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Since the Curling event at the Winter Olympics has been being held . Nottingham Forest have had seven managers
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tranmere Rovers players have been on strike since August in protest over the comments made by Jim Radcliffe yesterday
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Morgan McSweeney is Claire Sweeneys Scottish cousin
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Milano Cortina is the vehicle of choice for Italian Soulboys
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Every time Chris Mason gets a twitch in his tallywacker by mentioning Reform . A strand of his hair falls out
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Steve Cropper was Roy Croppers dad
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@bsrg1.bsky.social oh hello
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Robert Jenrick takes liberties on your manor
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Robert Jenrick comes in Peace but leaves you in pieces . According to his parliamentary under secretary
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Robert Jenrick has renamed The Conservative Party as the Conservative Tasty Little Firm snd has had calling cards printed
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Robert Jenrick was the Top Boy of the feared 1980s Football hooligan firm The 1922 Committee .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Mark Carney is Cockney rhyming slang for sandwich
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
St George is the patron saint of The Asda
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The letters for the track listings on Saults new album 10 . Spell out Tranmere Rovers backwards .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The arrival of Leeds and Burnley into the Premier league has seen shares in Weekend offender reach an all time high
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Leicester City and Burnley are to swap Aquascutum baseball caps as they pass each other in the league .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Donald Trump has put a 50% reciprocal tariff on Love Island
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Charlie Drake was Nick Drakes dad
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Newcastle Uniteds open top bus parade follows the exact route of Stings dads milk round
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Wirral council is returning Oxton Village to pre Industrial Revolution times by digging a moat around it
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Birkenhead has the largest amount of temporary traffic lights per capita than anywhere else in the entire world
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Scotland are to play minor counties football
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The Kaiser Chiefs have a residency at Haydock races
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The Wealdstone Raider can't stand for the Reform party at the General Election due to height restrictions
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The Penelope Keith liberation front have claimed responsibility for the attack on Heathrow's electrical sub station
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Radio 6 are to marry the Ezra Collective in August
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Trumps face is the deepest orange on the Farrow & Ball paint chart
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Sabrina Carpenter can hang 8 internal doors a day .
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Pam Ayers is called Pam Uluru by the Aboriginal people
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Pam Ayers is Roy Ayers mum
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Properfacts @pwoperfacts2.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
J D Vance is Cockney rhyming slang for trousers
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