Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Aw, I wanna get in on that smooch fest between George Springer and his wife. For reasons strictly related to my fandom. 2101 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel like they really missed an opportunity to go with "More Bang For Your Buck". But what do I know? 080 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This offense has been an absolute abortion for three of the last four seasons. Sign some fucking bats, you pigs. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gregg Zaun is absolutely right. John Schneider should be able to have "tough conversations" with Vladdy. Here are some examples to get the ball rolling. "You're not Don Cherry." "We've decided to go with Bengie Molina." "You're being fired for misconduct." 3219 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What an uninspiring, gutless collection of fucking losers. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This Kevin Pillar segment, "Ernie's like me!" is like a goddamn dagger. 2111 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Season on the line and that's the effort we get. What a fucking joke. 030 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wish the Guardians still had that closer that loses baseball games on purpose. 290 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You know, this really is a pretty good team and Jesus Sanchez. 050 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Here's a rule. If any batted ball hits any catwalk, at any point, the Rays have to forfeit the game and stop playing baseball in a fuckin Dave and Buster's. 070 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Lots of great items up for bid at the Jays Care Auction! 1. A stint on the IL. 2. Get adopted by Dan Shulman (comes with a job in broadcasting) 3. Buy Vladimir Guerrero Jr's bat and light it on fire! 4. Draw Anthony Santander from memory. 5. A trip to The Capitol with Patrick Corbin. 66113 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Ben: You ever wear eye black as a kid? Caleb: Oh, I've got a great story about that! Ben: Great! But can you tell a super dumb one first? Caleb: KAY! 190 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jose Altuve makes another successful trip around the bases. Which is crazy, when you think about it. Do you know how far that is for him? 040 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Why couldn't Dan Shulman just put his kid in piano lessons like everyone else? 2201 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh sure, but if I sue Vladimir Guerrero Jr for my pain and suffering, suddenly I'M THE BAD GUY?? EXPLAIN THAT ONE TO ME SORRY FOR YELLING 040 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Nice tip of the cap from the offense, on Kevin Gausman's last start as a Blue Jay, scoring two more runs than they normally score for him. 0120 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Movie idea: A reboot of Face Off. Starring Shane Bieber and Brendon Little. 030 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hope that Beiber trade goes through before this inning gets out of hand. 380 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Right? To average over 240 Ks per year for that long. I'd say his record's safe. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I can't get my head around his total. I think it's a longshot that we'll see another 4000 K guy. 110 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Like...he's still Mad Max and all but now what he's mad about is teens loitering. 2101 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I know you can't win a baseball game when you score zero runs. Okay? I know that. However... You also can't win a baseball game when you use Brendon Little. 2100 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 25/07/2026No offense but why would I take hotdog advice from a fella who thought it was a good idea to use Jeff Hoffman in Game 7 of the World Series? 150 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Say what you will about the Rays. But they seem to have a vested interest in winning baseball games. And I admire that. 1140 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026There aren't too many rooms that Joe Siddal couldn't absolutely suck the life out of but his whole thing about how if Myles Straw hustles, he might get traded to a good team, thus playing himself out of this hellhole, sent me into freefall. 161 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No accountability. Just a bunch of sulky losers feeling too sorry for themselves to work through it. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Like...I'm positive they're not even trying. Fuck every single one of them. 050 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Still, if I'm one of the 20,000 that stayed, I'd rather eat my own dick than watch that clown. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Doesn't matter how much we're losing by, bringing Brendon Little into the game is downright disrespectful to the 40,000 fans who came out to support this nightmarish abortion of a team on a Monday night. 350 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I say this with love but there's not a single one of these guys I wouldn't flick a lit cigarette at. 140 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Good! Because I'm not planning on stopping shit talking him. 010 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If I could offer one piece of constructive criticism to Jeff Hoffman, it would be to fuck off. 270 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I think we both hope that's the conclusion they arrive at. 110 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I guess if Joe Carter and Cito wanted to kiss for a bit, that wouldn't be the worst thing. 160 0
Paul Frank @pwgfrank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Kelly Gruber looks like your fun uncle who's still in a band but is never asked to babysit. 150 0
