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bonnie c. meyer

@puttingthezinmz.bsky.social
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⠀ thezinmz.straw.page (parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; writer 18+

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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
BECAUSE i am surrounded by stupid gay white boys! ALL the time! [ Paxton is stupid most of the time, to be fair. Urbain only gets stupid if Paxton is involved, he like… voluntarily turns off his brain. Gayass. ] YOU try to survive with those guys!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
[ staring ash dead in the eyes as she starts chugging her strawberry milk ] 💨 Don’t talk to me about milk, wh— [ pause. ] —- kanto boy. Sorry!! I didn’t forget !!! I just, uh. 💧 used to white boys talking dumb stuff
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
[ she is. Tearing into one of those croissants. it barely gets to ECIST before it gets sucked down bonnie’s ravenous maw. ] I don’t NEEPH big ragons, though. I’ll be phine for now, but I just wand my darm segway… [ speaking while she consumes another. little beast ]
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i hope. i can only hope!! i’m tired of not having a massive bird or dragon or whatever that can ferry me around like the princess i am!!! PAXTON has something for travel!!! And he’s paxton!!!! he doesn’t know anything except for stunfisk!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
uhhhhhhhhh. shoot. i didn’t think about that. maybe dad had a point, hehehe. 💧 STILL!! i wish I had transportation like that!! I could use Larry or moe, but they get separation anxiety and flying with both of them is AWFUL!!! and don’t tell squishy, but extreme speed airlines SUCK!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it’s DUMB. I wanna be able to drive myself around!!!! Lumiose is gigantic!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
THEY’re COOL!! PAUL BLART HAS ONE!!! I get tired walking everywhere by myself and there’s not always a gogoat or taxi around!!! I wanna drive around by myself but APPARENTLY, okay, it’s too much for somebody my age!!! [ that, and she’s not tall enough for the one she was trying to buy. lol. ]
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
— some of my royale earnings, but not ALL of it, cus dad says I can’t be trusted to be “financially responsible” because I’m “thirteen” and “last time I tried to buy a Segway”!!! BLEHGH!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
[ her body is Freakin Limp as he sets her down. as soon as her bum hits the seat she firms up, though, coming to… somewhat… of attention? ] Guh….. can i get , uh …. Three chocolate croissants and a biiiiiiig gulp cup of strawberry milk ??? I can help pay for it!!! I’m allowed to keep —
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
clemont won’t let me go out unless it’s the weekends or whatever,,. because it messes with the ‘circusiam rhythm’, or whatever that’s called, iii dunno. but … begh!! I wanna stay up bit then i feel like CRAP!!!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it’s fine for ADULTS who have NO RESPONSIBILITIES!!! or of they do but not … in the morning?? i dunno how this works. why isn’t it in the day like normal people ….
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
[ basically throwing herself against his back. bleh. call her a wheel the way she’s so tire….d….. ]
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
ggh yeah okay [ flopping around like a fish ] you gotta carry me though …… you gotta!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
bguuh……… just a little bit …
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
im tired… guaaaah
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
like ooo yeah I get to look at the ground all day
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
do you guys ever think about how the legs in barbaracle get the short end of the stick
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One day the earth will fall into the sun and we’re all perish in a fiery blaze. But you won’t get to see it because I’m getting to you first
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
[ holding clauncher like a gun ] this shrimp can fit so much ordinance’s..
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
[ putting two float stones in her pockets and starts drifting away ]
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(( yuuuuuup it’s bad
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
FLONT STONES!????
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
WELCOME TO LUMIOSE CITY!!!!!!!! [ running directly at an alpha bellsprout and tackling it to the ground ]
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
idk she said it’s scary that you’re always around or something
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
ash she wants me to tell you get travel around too much??? Lame ass cat lmao
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
it’s a CWOISSOWNT, man, you eat it
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
EVERY TIME I PASS WILD ZONE 17 I HAVE TO PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO THOSE GUYS!!! IF I DON’aT HE’LL NEVER LEARN!!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
SOOS WIT DA MONEY
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
why is mega clefairy just expensive togekiss.,,. does anybody know
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
DONT FUMBLE!!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
OK just don’t make any vague deals with her and you’ll be fiine (: winks
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
(( i also made a bonnie strawpage because these are fun to make lol thezinmz.straw.page
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thezinmz's strawpage
thezinmz's strawpage
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
YEAH but they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
ASH NOOOOO SHE'S A RICH PERSON!!!! ASH NOOOOOOOOO SHE IS THE 1%!!!!!
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
山ムᄃズリ
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a store with a sign that says does he know he exists
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I TOOK MY BABY BOY 4 CROUSSONTS CUS HES AWESOME
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I ate half da turkey
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
( this guy wants TREVENANT for his scary movie??????)
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
im gonna get sturdy with it
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
is he ok
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i don’t know……… he gains more and more powers every day … ………. that’s scary ………………………
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Tsk. his greed sickens meHUHHH???
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
(( I should explain some of my patch notes for how bonnie fits into ZA’s protagonist role at some point. one of these days there’s gonna be a Phillipe and I WILL have to explain their friendship
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
why did soos get sturdy with it
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
(( ahhh my apolocheese
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
(( I’m ngl I don’t recognize you I’m sorry 😭 whomst am I speaking to
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
(( IVE BEEN FOUND OUT
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
IM GONNA BREAK THE HOLOGRANS GRAAAH
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bonnie c. meyer @puttingthezinmz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I HAAAAATE THE STREET ZONES THEY SUCK SO BAD!!! who would want to live in the STREET
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