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allie b.

@pursedangler.bsky.social
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This Mr. Bingo print comes to mind each time I am nearly trampled
Print depicting runners. “Be Aware! Insufferably smug running groups operate in this area”
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely “I learned it by watching you.”
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Liz Szabo @lizszabo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even dogs dressed in Dolly Parton wigs for a New Orleans parade in her honor. Source: NOLA.com
Black and white dog with platinum blond wig.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We have had success hiding a toy or high value treat in our new home to ease the transition/confusion in the past. ❤️ This looks so lovely, though!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doubt he was hoping this was the way he’d be compared to Thom Yorke but alas.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I assume he kept drinking, as he later called me to do his Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi impression. Pretty awkward!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A central tenet of Couchtholicism.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That’s quite a…
A photo of a Subway Cold Cut Combo
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Family of the dog he saved should have returned home with a +1
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Aww buddy. The w o r s t.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oof! So much for inspections!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When we purchased our home the plumbers who came to make repairs took photos to send to plumber friends who immediately called back to ask if the photos were "a joke" bc the work was so obviously completed incorrectly. May the rest of this process be gentle and free of "surprises" for you.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Incoming call ringing as he holds the phone to his ear
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Exactly. It's "partial birth abortion" all over again.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is great. Thanks for sharing!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
40 year olds? You mean “youths”?
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy birthday! Georgie brought her bowl just in case there’s cake?
My scruffy dog on a sofa with her bowl in her mouth because she cannot believe you’d allow her to go a few hours without another meal.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Make Discovery Fun Again
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
May I also recommend Train Cruise? www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
www3.nhk.or.jp
Train Cruise | NHK WORLD-JAPAN
Criss-cross Japan by rail. Enjoy an amazing diversity of nature and scenery across the four seasons, exploring both well-known and hidden Japan.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
At least the Reid brothers are willing to fight!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My first dog was absolutely enraged by the Lamisil toe fungi
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Resy’s 5 levels of authentication gets me on this every time even when I’m already logged in. Infuriating.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Are you depressed or are you just an American.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day from me and the gals ❤️❤️❤️
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/02/2026
Student of the year
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Really appreciated your gift guide this week. Thank you.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Disembodied doll head smoking a cigarette attached to a purse.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Spent the entirety of The Beast in Me preoccupied with concerns for Steve's well-being.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 10/11/2025
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I thought Netflix already had their "Nobody Wants This"
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Well, Chicago, I guess we've reached "Defend Institutions" #howdareyou
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Shared to the Logan Square FB group. Hope she makes it home soon.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Another great day to cancel your Times subscription and redirect those funds to the great work Jessica is doing at Abortion Every Day
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If they come for Excedrin Tension Headache, I’m fucked
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I honestly thought this was just known as “being at work”
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Truly both objectively amazing and the site of some of my most boring school field trips.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There is very little that could compel me to read any deposition transcript outside of work, regardless of sandwich-in-pants based or other batshitty claims.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Highest compliment!
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I chased this one with the heartbreaking piece Jayson wrote about losing his daughter which was linked and then crumpled in my office for a bit. 💔
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Donna Wilson
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Perfect pals ❤️
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Another great day to be a woman! Unconscionable.
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allie b. @pursedangler.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Put this on the “do not play” list for our wedding DJ many years ago and got to have a little fight about it with her because she was so shocked.
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