T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PSA if you are running late to something. Don't go to Starbucks then blame you being late on the barista making your drink. Ps: When you place a mobile order, it tells you when it should be done. Don't show up 2 minutes later banging down my door wondering when it will be done. It's too damn early 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My little sister is getting married in 8 days. I never thought she'd be the first of 6 to get hitched. I can't fucking wait 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love when a customer explains to me the joys of being a father trying his best to convince me to have children then I tell him I'm gay as fuck and he walks away stunned. 022
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why everything gotta be so fucking expensive. My rent is due, then my car insurance is gonna knock me negative a bunch. Or just not renew. I don't have money for gas. I'm not gonna be able to pay my credit card bill either. I'm working full time and still living paycheck to paycheck barely. 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am less than 7 days from Gears of War EDay. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. I 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friendly reminder that I am going to fall off the face of the earth come October 1st. Gears of war Eday comes out, and I will not being coming out of my bedroom. Gonna have to get the piss bucket back out. 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To young to retire, too broke to quit, and I'm too fat to strip. What else do I got? 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Crazy to me that still! When I ask for help there isn't any. But when everyone else asks it's at the drop of a dime. Shit annoys the fuck outta me. So does your tone of voice. 020
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don't understand how a workplace can hire a bunch of people that need trained and not have the training hours to do it. Then expect me to give my hours which I need the employees in the kiosk for because we've been getting obliterated by the fact that I'm right across the street from a university. 100
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My parents are the ones that are like: "Oh you're depressed? Have you tried being happy?" Or, "Oh you're broke? Better start saving money!" Like how does that help? 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Child: Mom can we get Speedway? Mom: No sweetie. We have Speedway at home Speedway at home: 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I thought I was the cat. Then why does it feel like I'm the toy 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Me at work: "I wanna try putting this here." Everyone in the kiosk: "But why? We've always had it like this. Everyone is just going to love it back from what you had it." M:"I'm trying to limit the amount of steps and things you have to reach for to make your time on bar easier." E: "But why?" 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Save the cheerleader! Save the world! Well the cheerleader died. So rip earth. 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is it October 1st yet? I literally can't wait for this gears of war dude. It's been 7 years since we got one, and more than 7 years since we got a good one. 110
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can I please be October? I want to feel what it's like to wall bounce on chuds as Marcus Fenix. The ultimate DILF 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Hey, supervisor I don't have this thing. Can you send it to me? The one at the store is asking for it." Supervisor: "You guys don't have it?" That's what I just said. Thank you for clarifying. 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bring back the #GrimaceShake so we can make those funny asf videos again. 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Woke up horny as hell and the art from yesterday isn't enough. I need balls. 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm at dinner with almost my entire side of the family. All the adults mostly. This has never happened before. I really like this a lot. 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I forgot how emotionally taxing my family is during funeral time. Jesus fucking Christ. 010
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It's crazy that all my employees will do nothing but bitch about the lack of hours they have then when they're given what they want they call off or no call no show then expect more hours still. I don't want to close the kiosk. That's why I don't close. I work the mids. 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm still not doing great. I feel I have this great fog in my mind that keeps me from wanting to interact with people, customers, coworkers, bosses, friends. 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My grandma passed away last night. At 1108 pm. I am so fucked right now. If you don't hear from me this is why 000
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 24/07/2026God when he was creating me "Okay, we got good looks, nice weiner, good personality." "We have to nerf him, he would be too powerful like this. Lets add: Balding in his teens. And over active bladder when he is in his 20s." 111
T_FU! @purrista.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Thinking about that time my straight friend told me he and his partner have considered asking me to partake in a 3 way with them. 010