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Purple_Lukas17

@purplelukas17.bsky.social
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Ain't nothing but a dumb Bi-sex hound, looking to make myself happier 1 dumb thing at a time. (He/Him/His) 24 April 30 🎂 [It's aight now.]

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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This some bullshit
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A single moth who works two jobs, Who loves her Grubs and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a Fighter, I'm a Survivor. . . I watched too much Reba Growing up.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I made chili :)
THE PRIDE OF A MEAL, A STEPPING STONE- A CORNER STONE OF CUISINE MEANT TO FEED THE HUNGRY, TO STAVE OFF THE STARVATION THAT BEFALLS HUMANITY ALL OVER THE WORLD. MADE BY THE HANDS OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHO KNOWS NOT THE DEEP AND RICH HISTORY OF THESE DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS MADE INTO A DISH TO TO CARRY ITS LEGEND FURTHER.
. . Chili. Made with two tubes of ground beef and cans of stuff because I'm poor.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It mah Birthday. Happy 24 years for me.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I just really badly want to have a larger figure in my life to just hold me when I'm down. I'm just feeling pretty tired and not able to have it any other way. Like either, or. Whether it's a muscle bond lady or fat dude both who just wanna hold me, if love that.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Had a dream that a dragon was doing a presentation at my work with modernized light effects and projectors to make fire and lava effects for immersion, then I walked out for a sec and came back to the event getting cancelled cause that dragon said bad things about humans.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ridiculous that I gotta bust MY ASS just to support MYSELF in a world I CAN'T EVEN RULE!? BUUUULL-SSHIIIIIIT!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Anybody else having trouble with YouTube right now? Mobile app isn't working, might try on chrome but I have my doubts it'll be so simple.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Thoughts on Fallout Season 1 & 2? I am Media Illiterate to please be Patient.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Random bullshit GO-ing my way through things ain't working, I've lost the plot and am working SATURDAYS AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL?!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Don't know if I can be as bisexual as I tell myself anymore. . . . . I'm liking more people with genders beyond the spectrum now. What have I become, why are people so hot? Why do I wanna be a muzzle clamped to any crotch? Whats wrong withme now?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'm proud of all of you. For not giving up. For doing shit that's easy for you. For standing outside your comfort zone. And for being versions of yourselves that you're happy with. THAT is the best I've seen in this world. I just wished I was better. I feel so fucking useless, but I'm proud of you.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Okay, which of you fucks tried to "deflower" my olive oil. And don't say it was the Romans, I've seen them busy with the Twinks already!
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It's me, Syd @adabear-art.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
FUCKIGN
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Interwebs I have thought Ahaego hoodie, but bara furry reactions Brain too fuggy for Fear. I have spoken. And spooken. I choose to disappoint my folks.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
On all levels including fizical, I am a dumbass
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I wonder if this would actually work?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Not sure if I've got something wrong with me or if we all got little moment like this, but here one shred of thought I scraped up from my scalp for yous.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Okay, can I complain about something silly I'm a lil miffed about? Why are we making character fits so complicated? I love the beautiful, intricate and ornate style of clothes for bosses and generals, you name it. But why is the average dude given a choice between Gucci and Tech wear only?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I talk allot shit like "Give me a man I can slam" or whatever and yet I'm more often then not just looking like this:
Me as chicken scratch drawing of a dog with an angry face and stick figure body, sitting how dogs usually do. Yep, I ain't a very dominant person but I do talk shit a lot. ;3
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Question: Can I take a werewolf in a fight? Answer: No. Definitely not. Follow-up: Do I have to stones to even approach one? Answer: If given the chance I would, in the words of my favorite game dev, SLAM THEM LIKE ANIMAL. Why? Because I like big feral creatures that can try a best a MonstaFukka!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Not my dumbass jamming out to songs I don't fully understand and still having the confidence to sing it loudly. Couldn't be. . . It is me, who am I kidding.
That one song from Yakuza 5 that appears in the princess league as one of the major songs you sing that has all the dudes in game go knucking futts like la, la, lala, la la-la-lalalala or something and it's a nice and hype song I like a whole lot and it makes me grin ear to frucking ear. Oh yeah, the songs called "Konnan Ja Nai" or "So much more" if the subtitles are too be believed but either way listen to it I love it so much.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Okay yo, uh, to that limp wristed haiku on hiatus writers block round the clock ho who said "thought can't be louder then other thoughts" GUESS A-FAWKIN-GEN! I WAS AWOKEN BY MY OWN BRAIN WHEN SOME DREAM WOLFMAN LIT OFF A FIREWORK, IT WAS GUNNA BE ROMANTIC YOU CAWK!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Is.. is it weird that my furry awakening wasn't from cartoons or movies and such, but very specifically from Hotline Miami? Is that strange?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I wanna cuddle a fucking werewolf, soft fur, warmth that envelops you, strong muscular body and likely to hold tight, FUCK I WANT THIS BAD!!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
FFFUCKIN DAMMIT!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
So did I do it right or should I go back to the drawing board, Let's find out together on "Is it good or is it shit 💩"
A bowl of rice with beans, Pinto and Black Bean, corn held over my stove, I intend to eat dis bitch because I haven't tried yet but did my best.The pot in which the bowl of rice, corn and beans originated from, now standing slightly emptier but still very much warm, Thank you for your contribution pot in which the rice, corn and beans Originated from. Patpat ah hot.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Sent a totally normal caption in my family's group chat with this video attached, I will send that caption when my Siblings stop laughing and IF I survive this asswhooping, wish me luck! (Latin Grandparents for context 🩴)
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Artist of Bluesky, tell me: How were the early days of your respective crafts, tell me of your journeys and stories you haven't been able to tell, methods gained and lost, efforts, if you rawdog 300 hours to fix a mistake or simply stopped a minute or to in! Lemme Knoooo!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
AC went out, too hot too game, too hot too goon. What do?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Made some stuff, gonna eat it. Wish me luck!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You know, I think I like that one idea for adding insanity into games, as in an effect. Like what happens specifically, not much just your character getting crappy debuffs, loss of control and Catchphrases.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The time of the rantsona have come to an end, I now propose we refer to them as a YAPSONA, I HAVE SPOKEN!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gonna have to ask about a cyberpunk show in the early 90's anime style, think Akira or Cowboy Bebop, because I believe it would be nice and twisted and beautifully terrifying all in one, but who the hell am I to ask for shit. So I'll just complain and mark it down for later.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Got a Japanese styled teacup as a gift recently. There's just one problem with this gift, I don't have much of a pallet for hot tea. SOooo~
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Family trips need matching drip. . . Aw c'mon!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The hell is poodle-ing, what poodles ain't cool enough now ALL OF A SUDDEN!? Poodles fuck, and Xolos too.
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Wolf Daily @wolfdaily.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
So I went looking into my notes app and found an OC profile I apparently abandoned a while back and I found this towards the bottom of the text.
Text document that reads,
"Strength: Smart, Lax, Kind, Strong. Weakness: Men".
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
If wearing a ring on a necklace indicates something, what does this mean?
A car with a ring hanging from the grill. Got any thoughts on what this could mean?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Why's this baby stanced up like this is his fight?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Should I be worried about being chased in my dreams by a werewolf? Not much else happens besides looking for shit to use. All I remember is the dream ends when my face is buried in his chest. . . Does it mean something?
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
God I love wasting adult money. . . God damnit my accounts at 3 bucks.
A haul of 5 shorts:
1st is a skeleton hand boofing a cat.
2nd is an "I heart hot dads" shirt.
3rd SpongeBob shirt of Patrick stating "Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly."
4th says in all caps "I'M A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE"
5th and finally is a shirt with a winking, possible generic, furry surrounded by text that states "Feral & Horny" with hearts under this text.
Thanks for reading, I will be wearing these in public, and disappointing everyone for mother's day!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I didn't know otters sounded like that, that's adorable!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A failure was born on this day, and IT TWAS I!! I WAS BORN!!!!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Tried my hand at writing, critique it with the wraith of an orbital cannon. I won't be able to handle it but I'll lie and say I never thought of that.
Text in a text doc reading:
Of course things had to go this, of fuckin course it did.
First my roommates kick me out, then I get outted at work when Jasmine finds my Gnashpit account.
And the first date I get in months turns into a feral beast and is chasing me through the forest.
Fuck my life! I really gotta stop trusting Gnashpit hookups. 
"Fuuuuuuckk"
Running blindly is not helping. He's still behind me.
*Loud Crash followed a Yelp*
Nope, still not turning around!
My Date: *In a deep, booming, exhausted voiced* 
"You bitch, COME BACK!"
*I retort, equally exhausted.*
"Sucks to Suck, ChuckleFuck!"
And of course the second I find a man this happens, you are shitting me.
No way I'm the crazy one when this is the other option.

End of text. Judge Harshly.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Couldn't see, so bad shirt idea lesgo!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Feel bad for everyone else that my bullshit has only started, they ain't seen nothing yet and got nothing to go off of. Oh no!
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
No regrets, merely made a friend to watch out while I sleep. . . I'm a fucking adult.
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Purple_Lukas17 @purplelukas17.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Boutta start wearing graphic Tees backwards under a jacket, all so I can dramatically throw it off to reveal the design it's like Kiryu's dragon Tattoo.
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