𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is not the banana you want to use as scale 😅 #NotYourAverageBanana 000
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Remember when Artificial Intelligence was still science fiction and Natural Stupidity wasn’t an epidemic? Yeah. I miss those days. 0204
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Restraint isn't always strength. Sometimes it's the cage you build around everything you're desperate to set free. 000
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Abdul El-Sayed. 🙌 Fucking proud of you tonight, Michigan. 💙 063
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There's something unbearably sexy about wanting someone so badly neither of you wastes a second on anything as civilized as undressing. Clothes aren't removed, just adjusted. That frantic, I've waited far too long to touch you kind of passion. Just a daydream I often have... 000
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Turns out my completely unreasonable weakness is a man who knows how to wield a sword. Who knew? 100
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm at work. It's a quarter after midnight. I had the last 48 hours to get some sleep. I chose... not to. For reasons that remain under investigation. So if I messaged you in the last 30 hours, I meant every word. And it'll probably happen again. 😬 010
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If it's been recalled, looked funny, or made the news, it's gone. Eggs are officially under investigation now. On the bright side, my alcohol is still innocent until proven guilty. 😅 010
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My dress has a built-in corset that I need help getting into... and out of. So lock up your dads. 😏 Don't worry. I don't want any of them. ...Well, maybe one. 😉 020
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The same reason that, for a brief moment, Bluesky notifications used to make me horny. 😅 010
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sometimes I wish I felt this way about someone else. My mind gives me words I'm desperate to share... so I write them down and let the moment pass. 010
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Yeah, we definitely wouldn’t want everyone to have access.. that would be chaos. Healthcare clearly works best as a luxury item. 000
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Well, that went from zero to fuck off in no time at all… didn’t even clear first gear. 000
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It's like I have an angel on one side, devil on the other... and the devil has better ideas. The angel? Fucks it up every time. 010
Reposted by 𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty. 14653872211741
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I want to worship you with patience and hunger. To kneel before you, trembling with restraint. To wait like prayer, but burn like sin. To make my longing a ritual, and my restraint, a form of devotion. 040
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I know the secret to youth. If you ever lean in... I'll whisper it in your ear. ;) 020
𑣲𝐿𝜄𝑠𝛼 @purefan1.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I feel like I'm letting the day get away if I don't post this. #HBD ;) @jamespurefoy.bsky.social 010