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Matthew Frye

@purble.bsky.social
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…move along, nothing to see here *whistles nonchalantly* Various things. Very much personal account, I haven't figured out how to do professional social media accounts yet

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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reassuring
Furthest from you: 
Nazi Germany (Third Reich) 36%
Fascist Italy (Mussolini) 37%
Habsburg Spain 1516-1700 37%
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jeez, didn't realise how far you made it before turning back
Map of the flight route, showing it departing from London, crossing up England touching the NE of Ireland before arcing over the Atlantic. It crosses Greenland a couple of hundred miles up from the tip, reaches almost to the West coast before turning sharply back on itself, almost 180º, and heading towards Iceland. Bands of increasingly dark shading can be seen encroaching from the East showing where the sun has sets in Europe, at the moment the plane turns back the sun is about to set in Reykjavik.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frog and scorpion meme: "But now we shall both surely drown", said the Frog. "lol" said the Scorpion, "lmao".
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This para
"We therefore agreed that the government’s ambition is to ensure every area in England has,
or is in the process of establishing, a strategic authority by the end of 2027, with strategic
authorities in place everywhere by the end of 2028. The government will not impose mayors
on areas that do not want one, but we do consider that directly accountable mayors
represent the strongest form of governance available, and so the suite of powers available
to areas with mayors will be commensurately greater. The government wants all areas that
are ready to have a mayor as soon as possible, as long as there is strong local support. We
will therefore invite all areas without strategic authorities to confirm their preference as to
whether the strategic authority for their area should be mayoral or not."
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Signing up as a fellow Mamdani recruit! (Although I answered no to the "would you fight and die for your tribe" question so who knows how much use I'll be.)
Your Results: 
78% Woke 22% Chud
45% Techbro 55% Neo-Luddite
55% Hopepilled 45% Doomer
77% Davos 23% DubaiYour closest match: Zohran Mamdani, Mayor of New York City (2026-present)
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Screenshot from the Oxford English Dictionary website, including "workshop, v. transitive. To develop or improve (something) by…"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Do these people never learn? Doing something for Trump is never going to make him like you and will only get you stabbed in the back.
Except from article: Allies also say he feels particularly aggrieved that Trump has criticised the UK despite its military assistance when the US recently seized a Russian oil tanker in the Atlantic.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Oh no, these missing deaths are driving me mad.
Bullet list (screenshot from "i will strangle a horse"):
- you died due to a misunderstanding
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- you got mangled into slurry after strangling a horse. was it worth it?
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Jamvent calendar time!
Advent calendar with a typical cliche festive scene with snow, Christmas trees, reindeer, etc. The first door has been opened and there's a cute little pot of jam standing in front of the calendar with a red and white checked lid.Closeup of the little jam jar:
Confiture Bonne Maman, Abricots au Miel
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Version of "Consent Jesus" meme. At top: 'THE MYTH OF "CONSENTUAL" POLITICS' (where "politics" has been crudely photoshopped over "sex"). A man (with Mamdani's head) lies with a woman (with Trumps' head), each saying "I consent", and gazing joyfully at each other in a frankly disturbing way (I have regrets), but Jesus (with Vance's head) looks on saying "*I* don't". At bottom: "ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Meme of a stick figure person labelled "The Audience" in front of a table with two cakes on, one noticeably fancier than the other, but hey, they're both cakes! They are saying "Holy shit! Two cakes!"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Oh no! The endless Bees are multiplying!
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The existing IC service has some very cheap tickets too. Don't know the exact conversion rate, but I think this is under 5 Euro. Having options and opening up lines is great, but it's not like cheap train travel in Poland is a brand new invention.
Screenshot of a ticket offer from Krakow to Warsaw for 19 PLN from PKP Intercity.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Judge ripping into experts. She really ripped into both of them. "You're not paying attention, and you're just making stuff up"
Extract of a court judgment of a judge's assessment of two expert witnesses. Of one: "…he gave the impression of not having engaged particularly rigorously with the exercise he was being asked to perform… …mercilessly exposed examples of generalisations, loose assumptions and failures to dig into the relevant evidence. Dr Richards also occasionally lost the train of his thoughts or did not accurately recall the questions." Of the other: "Mr Archia… was certainly no better. He was, despite the making of a succession of fairly major mistakes… extremely dogmatic… His evidence was on occasion plainly overstated… …sought to overbear… the court with a document dump of citations (numbers of which on probing proved not to exist or not to be relevant to the proposition cited)"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Found it!
"344. There were also some puzzles deriving from the facts that:
a. One of the contaminants Lysinibacillus yapensis, was a species which was not isolated until 2017, when it was recovered from the deep sea Yap Trench;
b. another Ornithinibacillus contaminans is documented in a blood sample in Sweden;
c. a third Bacillus mojavensis was (as its name suggests) first isolated in the Mojave desert;
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
There are worse places to be sat still on a train
Pretty views of a green grass-converted hill, rising up to wooded slopes to the right, with a big blue sky. At the edge of the frame you can see the front of the train we are on, stopped at a red light on a wide curve.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Surely they should clean the stage *before* letting the audience in?
A stage in all blank white, with mirror walls on left and right. On stage there is a woman vacuuming the (spotlessly clean) floor and a man walking towards a ladder for polishing the mirrors
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
🤔
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for Luigi Mangione, the suspected killer off a healthcare CEO. The picture at the top is of... King Charles III?
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I found the tree where they grow all the pigeons!
Photo upwards of a group of trees with bits of blue sky between branches and leaves. All of the branches have pigeons sitting on, dark shadows silhouetted against the light coming through the canopy.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Bronze Medal Celebration meme, a man receiving a bronze medal on a podium during a sports event while overly celebrating and popping champagne despite coming in third.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Some wonderful Mandarins in the park near me in Warsaw
Mandarin duck
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Art.
Conversation between @infinitescream and @infinitebeesbot:
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire was exactly as good as you think it will be from the title. Some surprisingly big names in it though, Kevin Hart, Matt Lucas, John Rhys-Davies.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
AFAIK that's largely urban legend and there's not really any good original reason for doing it. Nowadays football players do it mostly because it's a thing football players do And because performative christianity is also a thing football players do, inevitably this becomes a thing too
An american football player (Tua Tagovailoa) with eye black in the shape of a (christian) cross on his cheeks
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
*points* There you are!
Screenshot of a flight tracker showing a United flight recently departed from Chicago O'Hare heading NNE over Lake Michigan. There are also dozens of other planes in the area, mostly clustering around Chicago and Milwaukee
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
AI art or Cookie Clicker icons?
Image of (non-AI) eldritch-horror-like worm creatures, mutated from friendly grandmas by the power of too many cookies.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Gas pretty stable on average over the past ~8 years, slightly reducing. We've mostly made up with wind. Graphs from www.energydashboard.co.uk/historical
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Arrested Development meme template, caption says: "It's one music theory, how many notes could there be?"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Screenshot of webpage "Introducing ChatGPT"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Art.
Screenshot from BuyWokeFree.com showing famously lefty liberal Lockheed Martin rated as "Extremely Woke"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Hi Chopin! Nice to see you again!
Photo of the Chopin statue in Warsaw, with a grand piano sitting next to it ready for a public concert.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Nice bit of Old Amsterdam this evening
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Found a @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com in Kraków! Well, found a bench called Neil Gaiman, which isn't quite Neil himself, but still cool.
Photo of part of a park bench in Kraków, with a small plaque saying Neil Gaiman.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Every warning sign has an idiot that inspired it, but today's most have been special.
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Image of Margaret Thatcher, captioned "The l̶a̶d̶y̶ WORM's not for turning"
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Gotta buy a book before you can burn it.
Thinking guy meme (Roll Safe)
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
He's getting clowned on by the research group I work in in Warsaw, hilariously.
Tweet from "Tomza Group on Quantum Molecular Systems" responding to Sunak's xenophobic nonsense:
Dear foreign PhD candidates, if you are highly motivated and talented but don't like to be discriminated in the UK, please consider applying for PhD positions at Polish universities, including our research group at @UniWarszawski
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Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Meme image: "I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer"
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