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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just let it soften in the fires of hell for a few centuries.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You'd need more than two firemen to lift that vast sack of pudding.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is my number one gripe. Ordering something 'in stock', paying for next day delivery, and the drooling shitwizards don't ship it for three days.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

But if you switched to drone-based warfare, how would Pete be able to inspect soldiers' erections? Drones don't have genitals, and that's just a fact.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The other guys' suits fit properly, so I have to hand it to them.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Saparmurat Niyazov, the authoritarian leader of Turkmenistan, had his portrait appear at the bottom of every yoghurt pot sold in his country. He did this after putting his likeness on public buildings, and banknotes. Just saying.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If you take two suits in, do you get the whole day off?

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So, D-Day is Do-nothing-Day?

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

In the same way I went to great lengths to avoid eating that tube of Bacon Double Cheeseburger Pringles? (they were delicious)

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Like... squelching noises?

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I couldn't get through one episode. Gervais says it's because I'm offended and woke, but I think I was just incredibly bored.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm interrupting this post to tell you to look at your DMs :)

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Could I add an exception to your list? - If Nigel Farage suffers catastrophic rectal prolapse whilst out in public, wearing a linen suit.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

And you ARE an excellent driver, after all.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

So, just to be clear, there's no point taking you to a casino?

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We finished a complete watch through only a few weeks ago :/

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Did he make her go blindfolded through an obstacle course suspended over the grand canyon before she won the chance to marry him, beating off 99 other contestants?

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I wonder what the Venn diagram would like like between anti-trans activists, and people who think Andrew Tate looks awesome wearing my mum's old business suit from 1988.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Well, if he has to spend all day filling his pants, so should you.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm several hundred pages into writing a screenplay. There's one very short scene where a guy masturbates. I'm on the 6th rewrite of that scene now, and it still doesn't sit right. When people say it's easier to write about what you know, they're talking shit.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Nah, I don't know what you're talking about. He's amways smeemed prettly coshlinstent thro my. H ins dcling, ths crzy! Smne cll amblens!

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I name something after him every morning, usually about twenty minutes after my first coffee.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Starting to think the Trump family invested in stocks of national shame.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This is a ridiculous mockery! A candidate with no economic plan, no policies, and no interest in governing - just a joke that's gotten out of hand in a time when we need serious politics. And the other candidate has a bin for a face, so I'd vote for him.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Washington has already fallen.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

You know that feeling you get when you open a bag of Flame Grilled Steak McCoys and there's one really, REALLY big crisp that makes you raise your eyebrows? That very specific mood.

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Pup Rawr @puprawr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026