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Zenith!

@puppyzenith.bsky.social
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32 || he/it || Multi-Ghoul! || Pan/Poly || ghostrp || mun is 19-dms open for int-don’t be scared :D

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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
papa deleted minecraft pocket edition off my vape
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
prolly not :D
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
papa deleted minecraft pocket edition off my vape
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀɪɴᴄʜ and 6 others liked your tweet: not a fan of christmas honestly ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀɪɴᴄʜ has followed you ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀɪɴᴄʜ has sent you a message: sup sup sup you date green guys?
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
grainy CCTV footage of a little grey alien chasing a ball out into the street and immediately getting obliterated by a speeding semi
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i was Just Born Hi
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I farted while sagging and it blew my jeans off
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The Amtrak train attendants keep stopping by my seat to tell me that the conductor is really mad at me and isn’t going to stop or slow the train down at my station. They say that there’s an inflatable swimming pool for me to jump into if I can time it right
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Hey you’re a doctor? Can you check this out for me? {I pop the top of my head off like the lid of a jar and where my brain should be is a massive black widow spider, which reacts to the sudden burst of light by leaping at the doctor while emitting a high pitched shrieking noise}
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
700,000 canisters of baja blast buried by centuries of desert sand still cold to the touch
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
(Two millipedes passing each other in the wet tunnel darkness) M1: How goes it my friend? M2: Just taking it segment by segment brotha
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Do you remember me from the hatchery bro? Yeah bro we were grubs in the hatchery together. Remember the moisture bro? The hot reeking darkness bro
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sorry for trauma dumping but I had a really weird relationship with latex in a past life. So yeah condoms are kind of no bueno for this cowboy
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
what the fuck
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
TEEHEE KISS ME NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
wanna kiss
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
then you spell it smart ass
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
ur joeking
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i fuck with mexican food, them chicken case of ideas be good as hell
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
whatever creams your pie big dawg
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
come in then babes, the door is unlocked~
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
come get me then big boy
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i wana fuck
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m a grown man but sometimes I still find myself falling victim to thinking five nights at Freddy’s is indeed at the fridge.
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
to late i already showed him blehhhhh
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𖤐 Cardinal Jul 𖤐 @cardinaljul.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“your icloud storage is full” i dont give a fuck. stop stalking me
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
oh pyotr is gonna love this
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
this is mind blowing shit Cardinal i gotta go take a walk
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
what about actual 9/11
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
dude i was like twelve when the titanic sank. crazy times. i was also drinking straight lead and stuff
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
that’s actually crazy and fucked how did they not register the flares as an SOS
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
holy shit is that actually true
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
yyeah? *blushes* tell me more about the titanic aahhahah
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i’m drooling keep going
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I LIVE ON EDGE
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
HELPPPP!! I STOLE MY PHONE BACK FROM PAPA HAHAHAHAA HE WONT CATCH ME ALIVE
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
No.
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Good cop: Did you really see yourself as an avocado smuggler growing up? Is this what you wanted to become Me: 5th amendment muchacho Bad cop: Rules don’t apply to you, guac boy. We caught your idiot ass with 50 crates
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hello this is Zenith’s summoner. I opened up this app due to the notifications and wouId Iike to let you aII know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things that he has been saying on this app are disgusting.
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
please please please omg
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
holy shit HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS HUUUGE :D I CAN TAKE YOU OUT FOR A NICE DINNER AND YOU CAN DRESS PRETTY AND- AND YOU CAN SEE THE WORLD
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
IM ALL OF THOSE :D
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
WHAT??? CARO WHAT??????
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
woof woof bark bark and other such things
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
meet me out at the car park!!
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
babes i’m ready to go
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Zenith! @puppyzenith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
dude… fuck yes
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