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Dumbass Pyro

@puppypyro.bsky.social
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NSFW 18+ 25/Bi/taken(open)/exhibitionist🧡Kinky BoarBernard in New Hampshire🧡He/Him🧡Nerdy Dumbfuck🧡Subleaning Switch🧡Gooner (Weirdo loser) and geardog🧡 in my slutty himbo era~

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So when I am feeling down, the quickest way to make me happy is a bottle of poppers and a thick throbby dad cock for me to choke myself on. You just gotta sit back and relax. 🐽😈
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What can I say, I'm a brat because I am a glutton for punishment. >;3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a BIG need rn. >:3
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Beau, Smelly Dad @beauskunkdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brat corrective assfucking.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You should sniff these cum rags. While you're at it sniff the rest of my shit too.
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GoatyTobi @yeenngoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinktober day 1: Bratting! Careful what you ask for~ like every year I’m back to attempt the Kinktober challenge >:]
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many 'tobers to take part in, only one month.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have not had control of my hair/beard in over a year. My barber has had full reign to do whatever they want with no input from me. To have a part of my body that is DEEPLY tied to identity, expression, and self identity controlled so tightly is so intense but freeing. He also makes me hot >:3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boing
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just greasing up my sweaty stoner penis, showing off some rank socks, and huffing some poppers until I bust a nut in my Alpha's shoes. Just porn mutt behavior on the lord's day. 🐗
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are two puppies inside you. One is a musky gear head penis gooner. The other is a cute lil stuffie humping diaper cuck. Both are valid and sexy.
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Colt @orangestwolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Never too big for diapers ;)
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM LOOKING EXTRA DISRESPECTFULLY. (IN A RESPECTFUL MANNER.) 👀🐽😤
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would be interested 👀
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YEEEEENS! THEY ARE THE BEST! A bunch of stinky fucks. I even simp for a handful of them, hell i am dating one. They are just so sexy.
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🔞macro🔞 (COMMS OPEN 2/3) @notmacrolee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot summer day
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think this is the most intimidated I have been by a plushie..... >////<
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay but if you didnt think I would show this you are a fool.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went to the movies all pampered up for the 80s transformers. Hamhock really enjoyed the cuddles I gave him while we watched it <3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I havent been feeling myself lately (in a great way) so I have been a bit quiet. Trying to figure out what to do with this account honestly, dont wanna just dump it. BUT, there might be a big overhaul in how I post and need all yall to bear with me.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Like could you imagine me doing this over a fresh pamper, with a papa patting my butt telling me how good I did at school today. And hes proud of me 🥺😳 Only to then wrap me in that now dirtied pamp to sit on his lap while he reads me kinky stories and buzzes me till I add my own stickies. 😵‍💫🫠
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Dahar 🔞 @daharart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only your tiny self can get to those "hard to reach" spots~ Dragons are cool.. hope more are added to drag'n wash. #nsfwart #furryart
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Zeki Tilki @zekitilki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love feet 👣
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The Bro-Sitter @brositter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Evergreen. My inner “but you need to take care of everyone or you’re bad” sensor is burned out anyways 😅
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Sense of Yote (Comms Closed) @senseofscale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sweaty, reeking, nasty, humid dragon ass 🤤😵‍💫 Send post
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
CW: implied hard-vore I tried to do the ol' dine and dash at a fancy restaurant and got caught... Not sure why, but they invited me back for a 'private dining experience' with some of their finest customers. Doesn't seem like much of a punishment. Maybe they just admire my guts?
A sheep stands, naked and shaking, with a red sack over his head fixed with a black collar. His body is covered in butcher lines, with some cuts already claimed with an 'X'. A canine waiter holds the leash tied to the sheep's collar, gesturing with his free hand to a hawk customer, asking for his choice. The hawk reclines in his chair, an expensive watch dangling from his wrist and a barely-fitting button-up shirt spilling his chest-plumage out through an open collar. One of his talons points lazily towards the sheep's unclaimed belly fat.

The decor is elegant, yet secretive. The sheep stands before a half-parted curtain, blinds in the background are half-closed. Behind the wealthy customer, a tall case holds a large plant that resembles a venus fly trap.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A bit of a sock update. Been working alot since camp (part of the radio silence). But that just means my socks have more sweat to soak up. The smell fills a room the minute my boots come off too. Just like its gonna fill that lil head of yours and make it spin.
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Snared @snaredd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
unwinding after a looong match
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Zohran MamDOGni @puptag.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The post wrestling practice stink is heavenly. Not get to sniffing.
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Rovindeer 🔞 Comms Open @rovindeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pre-worship conditioning 😵‍💫 (Big musky paws and hypno are just a perfect combo)
Furry drawing of a big bear and a smaller wolf character. The wolf is being used as a footrest while staring at the bear big paw. He is being held by a leash while on his knees. The bear says THAT'S IT PUP
EMPTY YOUR BRAIN
LET MY PAWS TAKE OVER YOUR MIND
THEN YOU MIGHT WORSHIP THEM.
Furry drawing of a big bear and a smaller wolf character. The wolf is being used as a footrest while staring at the bear big paw. He is being held by a leash while on his knees. The wolf eyes are swirling. The bear says : good pup.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Oh to be o̶n̶ your dick" I completely agree, why dont you come here and you can be apart of all my gooning to come~
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just greasing up my sweaty stoner penis, showing off some rank socks, and huffing some poppers until I bust a nut in my Alpha's shoes. Just porn mutt behavior on the lord's day. 🐗
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AWOOOOOGA.
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Nidhogg 🔜 MFF 2026 @nidthedragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Here's an older Patreon reward from 2023 for Bowser Day. Even little koopas need their balls drained every once in a while! And it's a king's duty to see his troops satisfied.~ #nid-nsfw-art
Bowser egging his koopa troopa on to FUCK HIM.The fuckening ensues
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Big Bong Baz 🎨🔞🚬 @yungbaz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Don't make me do it myself 😪 #lilstoner #stonerfur #abdl #abdlfur #diaperfur #furryart #blazeit
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Daxhush @daxhush.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
big fellas helpin' each other out with their mouths~ 💕 (comm for @whateverfox.bsky.social, feat. @blubberbold.bsky.social's Cherry!)
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The visual image this post creates is STRONG.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My need to be a submissive blushy Predator for some teasing confident Prey is STRONG. 😵‍💫🐽
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Swampy @swampjaws.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Saber and Grimm do that one angle meme.. not necessarily correctly, though.
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Duran @yaboikenta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
twenty minutes of heaving later
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Duran @yaboikenta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
he probably should’ve thought that through
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Mr. Gravity Ball @gravityballs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A present for my precious boyfriend ft. our gay lil wrestler characters
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🦝Billed hyenito🦝🇦🇷 @billedhyenito72.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you need a mechanic? 👀🔥
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ThatQueerBlueCollie🔞 @thatqbcolliead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In a dire, DIRE mood to eat a fat trucker’s sweaty, musky swamp ass while they rest at a truck stop 😩😩😩 Hearing their muffled grunts and groans while I stuff my face between their wide, wobbly cheeks, teasing me about how much I love their musky hole… would be the DREAM 🥴🥴🥴
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I need him to scramble both my brain and my womb with his ancient tongue :3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BORF!
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to hear what this old stud will be roaring in my face as he's about to flood me ngl.
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Zoner! Probably focusing on magic traps and variable speed projectiles. Also means if a grappler gets in close to me its basically guaranteed I am getting mating pressed for being an annoying spammer. >:3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love my hot sexy yeen so fucking muuuuuuch. He makes me so happy <3
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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just sent my Alpha $20 to listen to him cum on the phone cause I am his lil cash cunt <3
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