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Dammit Jane!

@puppygirlblitz.bsky.social
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be trans throw hands she/whatever

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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ya girl changed her first tire after absolutely WALLOPING a curb tonight 0.o
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bleh Tchaik 5 is killing my trombone lips. Someone should kiss them to make them feel better
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
holy anxietoly
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Slim Thick Wario @devoteddruid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You use grindr to sleep with men. I use grindr to talk to transgender women about star trek. We are NOT the same
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she’s a 10 but she merges onto the highway like a little bitch
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the thing about working on an educational farm is that i legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if we had an executive officer in charge of radishes
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
beep chair predicament bondage
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
get you a boss who calls her cop sister a bootlicker
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OOF
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
she slab on my grade till i spray foam
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
damn, he makes telescopes AND eats hot dogs??? what a guy!!
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
gridlock on horseblock road
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
holy shit who decided that the state of new york was going to buy me a clicker
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I held a baby goat today. Multiple baby goats actually. Maybe life IS worth living
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My lips kissed My trek conventioned My friends loved Knicks in 5
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
thank god for transsexuals and sertraline o7
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride month bitchesssss!!!!! ya girl is gonna be employed at a real adult job!!!!!!!
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
comparing Data to either zuck or genai is an immediate block
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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ripley @spacephobos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
vulcan porn site called pornfarr
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
trombonist or tromboner
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
archaeologist who severely misunderstood the premise of “Date Everything”
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
gave my trombone slide a bath and the way she glides now is SEXY
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
putting a white flag on my trombone so i can play the french horn part
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
just wait until the people who play loud classical music to prevent loitering find out about Schoenberg
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
El concierto de orange juice
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
mmmm delicious smoke detectors, yummy!!!
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I know in my heart of hearts that when i meet god she will have Majel Barrett’s face
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
pro tip: don’t inhale the fumes from your haunted soviet tuba
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
if the triangle misses their cue WE’RE ALL FUCKED
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
don’t read books, they’ll just break your heart :(
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
help the hsts are gonna find out i‘m an agp
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
superb awling ball
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
oat milk of depressive shame
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
she tend on my bar till I pour
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
she flugel on my horn till I crescendo
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
woefully underprepared for this concert tomorrow, just how much heroin do I have to take to level up my jazz skills real quick?
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
"I've got you under my skin" is a song about docking
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
galore? I hardly knore
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
she nog on my egg till my bells jingle
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
a hot girl should turn me into a cello for the crime of being a shitty trombonist
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
queueing up sleigh ride to bait her into slapping me
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Computer. Retcon. Hot.
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
wow. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a cis siberian orchestra that can do that~
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You get a transgender! You get a transgender! Everybody gets a transgender!!!
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Dammit Jane! @puppygirlblitz.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
oh god oh no don't join your local community orchestra there won't be enough trombones and then you'll have to play the solo oh god oh fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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