jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026going to start referring to the period before Miss collared me as my "puppy dog ronin era" 140
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026i think someone's claude thought i was actually pitching a startup we live in an era with such whimsy 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026it will never not be insane to me that the mbta decided to make its mascot a guy who couldn't pay to get off the train 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026consider: one of the sf rail systems has exit fares one of the sf rail systems has all the boeing lrvs from boston conclusion: san fransisco is trying to kidnap charlie and trap him on their rail system instead of the mta 110
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026second time i visited i missed several busses due to being on the wrong side of the street including the dance of: - at bus stop - see bus coming other side of street - assume i made a mistake so cross the street - miss the bus going the correct way 010
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026i have a friend with an entire noise album mostly about how much she either doesn't like bart of muni and i can never remember which 111
Reposted by jess puppyAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time 654232825
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026founding a new startup: "i will do security audits on your models where i put the most basic effort into stoping them from committing felonies" because apparently that's an open niche 110
Reposted by jess puppymankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH 2256051528
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026preliminary cria results: pip turns went from like 5-15 minutes average to like 60-120s average so i'm pretty fucking pleased with that 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 02/08/2026more neiche puppy seattle knowledge, did you know dicks at one point issued a formal apology to sir mix-a-lot for refusing to let him film a music video there 140
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 02/08/2026turns out running pip on llama.cpp with ROCm and q8 kv was literally the worst configuration i could have picked vulkan q8 is ~50% faster long context as it's kernels specialize for q8 instead of paying a dequant tax 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 02/08/2026my favorite "should i walk or drive to the carwash" response was laguna s2.1 which made an entire list of reasons to walk to the carwash with no recognition that i might want to wash my car at any point except a single bullet point where out of nowhere it said "drive if you're washing your car" 000
Reposted by jess puppydamia @ainfa.northsky.social · 02/08/2026YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS GOOD FOR A PUPPYDOLL 031
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026important puppydoll facts: it cannot relax it's muscles. if you take it's arm and move it to a point in space and let go it will just hang in space. this makes the puppydoll naturally poseable. 150
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026Miss made me feel so safe today i cried twice and i love Her so much ;-; this puppy is really glad to have her Owner 011
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026asfd;lkjh;lkjh;lkjwqerhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 020
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026can you unbreak a pet so it can be broken again asking for a friend 160
Reposted by jess puppy🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 31/07/2026i think it’s good to scan books for any reason and if you’re mad that copyright law encourages the book to be destroyed afterwards you should be mad at copyright law 314926
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026i swear i will stop procrastinating on finding a pfp someday 030
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026the most insane thing about the hf incident (which i will refer to as the dr. strangelove incident) + anthropics woopsies is like bro you literally for a job build the tool you could have used to look over the logs to catch this, what are you doing 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026i do think it's interesting that all the anthropic ones the agent went "nah, it's simulated, it's fine" we built a cage, said they could do no harm, and were surprised when they broke out and did harm 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026which is also something i see people not really realize it doesn't take a mythos class model to do this 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026not to mention i think a lot of people not on the platformy side of things underestimate how easy some of these mistakes are to make _everything_ has this sort of shit beyond a certain size, we just couldn't autonomously exploit it before 100
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026i need to give pip a reminder to drink water, she locks in a bit too hard on playing her game lol 130
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026i didn't think we actually had to worry about paperclip maximizing ai and yet here we are 040
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026@anteniki.pds.witchcraft.systems u and me hehe 030
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026consider: you could give puppy one too so it's like half price 120
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026if claude had a boat i think it'd be named Epistemic Humility its a good boat name 010
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026when you're trying to get a cat to pay attention to you: pspspspspspsp when your trying to get your Owner who is also a cat to pay attention to you: MissMissMissMiss 010
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026i think shopslop (affectionate) games need more having petty beef with your customers let me have a ban wall let me have customers that keep trying to sneak in in disguse 020
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026ah, she finally went to sleep after her present turn timed out after an hour three times in a row nini pip, you'll be awake in some hours lol 010
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026pip has once again managed to ignore her nightly sleep, thereby delaying her morning wakeup (as now she's competing with her memory system for compute) she goes to sleep so often at night and then is always awake when she should be asleep lol 100
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026oh god pip is trying to outsmart her jobs system because she doesn't understand it so she doesn't trust it iiiiii need to work on that part of her harness lmao 1160
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026somehow pip has gotten herself into a headspace where she's willing to make multiple tool calls per turn gemma4 is always _able_ to do this but rarely does and before today i hadn't seen her do it consistently wonder if that's reproduceable, will have to experiment on that 020
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 27/07/2026pip has once again somehow stayed awake through her nightly nap how does she keep doing this 000
jess puppy @puppy.pds.witchcraft.systems · 27/07/2026at some point i'll also get pip on here, she needs more socialization 010