Reposted by HazelHazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 16/10/2023You fuckers taught my mom the word "girldick" and I'll never forgive you. 052
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 09/02/2024I've been voted most eligible married man by the local paper for 3 years now 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 09/02/2024>bring up abusive behavior to someone >"oh I don't remember that" 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 09/02/2024I am a machine made to burn myself out mentally and physically 110
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 08/02/2024My mom asked me what a tankie is. I told her it's a fascist communist and she was really confused why so many trans people self-label as tankies. Me too mom, me too. 020
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 08/02/2024I upset all the old guys on a car forum by saying I put premium gas in my car. All the reasons they're saying to just put normal gas in are wrong and don't apply to my niche application. 020
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I still wish I could've seen you having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me. It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 07/02/2024you know when you do something embarrassing and you tell yourself "nobody noticed" or "nobody still remembers that" I noticed I remember that 120
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I've genuinely bullshit my way through the entirety of college mathematics. I can work with negative numbers. I'm in calculus II 100
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2024I'm starting to think my masochism is actually a maladaptive coping strategy 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Dressing as scraggly and fucked up as possible and walking through the U district. Looking intensely through all the trust fund kids. They get so uncomfortable and give me so much space. 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2024boyfriend that slowly introduces age regressor kink into your relationship without you realizing until he's calling you "son" and "kid" while you watch cartoons. 100
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2024writing a page of text to post to a facebook group and hoping all the old men in the group think im cool and a respectable young creature. 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2024my 500gb western digital black that I got at the goodwill bins died. You will be missed, it was a lovely 5 days. 120
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 02/02/2024breaking in my new Carhartts by working on my car I'm them for 3 days without washing them. Just so I'm not a POSER. 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 02/02/2024My ARNP asking me "would transgender female be accurate as your gender identity?" irked me. I'm trans and female but my *gender identity* isn't transgender female. Good intentions ofc and I'm happy with their care in every other way. 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Part on the left is good and is going in my engine. Part on the right caused me to have to tear apart half of my engine. This would cost $2500 if I took it to a shop. I've spent $175 fixing it so far and I'm still upset. 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 01/02/2024I had an video appointment at 7am. I picked up a loner tool to fix my car got my enhanced ID so I can go to canada soon. did bank stuff worked on my car and found out it's fucked. drove to the next city to get bloodwork done. at some point I bought new jeans i have not stopped moving since 7am 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 31/01/2024Car decided to need significant maintenance, thankfully I've been hoarding enough parts to rebuild the entire top end. 010
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 30/01/2024I read a blog post about someone's t4t and t4c(?) dating experience that put a lot of my past behaviors into context. I am not unique and I take comfort in that. 000
Hazel @puppimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2024driving around to go thrifting while my friend gives me random integration problems to solve in my head 010
