🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 9hNot only is it a physical thing, there's likely EVEN MORE there than we currently realize. As far as we know, it's an entire organ w/ THOUSANDS of nerve endings throughout the genitalia — including the underside of the vaginal canal, which may explain why anal stimulation can also provide orgasm. 020
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Camera roll. Even though, thanks to saving a ton of y'all's memes from on here, I would still have A LOT of 'splaining to do... 100
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Not only was EVERYONE from the main cast GORGEOUS, Erika Alexander is, and has always been, my CEO for DSS (Dark Skin Society). Had a crush on her since age 15 (when the show released), and it remains TO THIS DAY. 160
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026I feel it's extremely relevant to point out that Yudkowsky dropped out of school in 8th grade, and then went on to co-author an apocalyptic fan-fiction SO ENTHRALLING to Silicon Valley's TESCREAL cult that it became a "sacred text" on par with that of Ayn Rand's work. These ppl are truly insane... 200
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026To hear him tell it, he— or rather, "the person," was trafficked and coerced into it. But we all know that fascists prefer partners who can't consent... 130
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Imagine not even being able to recreate what worked in the 2009 game but with newer graphics. A travesty. 230
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026Exactly. Between the lack of necessary external sensors, the recessed outer door handles that don't pop out in an emergency, and hidden interior door handles in different places for each model, every Tesla is a potential death trap. Musk is aware, but not concerned. Aesthetics over safety. 001
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026On this very special day, we remember the heroic actions of Ensign Charly Burke from 'The Orville: New Horizons.' Ensign Burke went from bigotry to making the ultimate sacrifice, giving her life to stop the genocide against the Kaylon. #WeAreCharlyBurke #Burkeversary #TheOrville 011
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026Still haven't seen 'Rebel Ridge,' but I thought he was great in 'Genius: MLK/X.' 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026If you haven't already read 'The Nerd Reich,' plz do so ASAP because guess what: with or without AI, the plan is to kill everyone anyway, upload or somehow preserve their consciousness, and then leave Earth to explore (read: conquer) other planets and worlds throughout the cosmos. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026Ion know. "MILF" and "Mature" were among 2025's top favorites on meatbeaters dot gov. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026This new book by @gilduran.com is a brilliant compendium of the machinations of the world's most bizarre techno-zealots. It's also a stark reminder that psychedelics are NOT the cure for racism, sexism, etc. Almost all of the WORST ppl on the planet are now addicted to them and achieve ZERO GROWTH. 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026The primary problem with the Masculinity Ouroboros is that it's mostly just eating its own shit at this point. 030
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026[In radio shock jock voice] Dolly Parton & Tim Curry dying after their appearances on 'CBS Sunday Morning'?!?! The question on all our minds: why are Bari Weiss and the Ellison's KILLING our beloved octogenarian celebrities?!?! 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026That's Margaret Qualley, daughter of actress Andie MacDowell. Memba her? 110
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Apophenia is definitely a bias to be minful of; but at the same time, there seems to be a very thin line between "conspiracy theory" and "not wrong, just too early." We are known for seeing things coming from a mile away. IMO, we should learn to trust our pattern recognition MORE, not LESS. 140
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026ABUSE (the bad thing that shouldn't have happened, but did) & NEGLECT (the good thing that should have happened, but didn't) are two sides of the same coin. The child needed comfort, consolidation, support; but was punished instead. Parents like this end up "cut off" when their kids are grown up. 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026Even the creatures of the forest know that she is a deity walking among us humans. 110
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026Textbook Drama Triangle. Just saying a ton of out-of-pocket shit w/o any consideration whatsoever (Villain/Persecutor). And then switching up to the "I'm just joking" and "why u attacking me" (Victim/Bystander). Super-common online these days. 012
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026His mother was probably Circe from 'The Odyssey.' Just shaping and molding his shit every time he sat down for a meal. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026I believe that in the UK, they refer to the Emergency Room as "A & E" (Accident & Emergency). That's what comes to mind for me whenever I see one of the billboards for these two. The A & E Tour. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026Now that you've sought the guidance of the Oracles, Corey, and allowed them to FULLY EXPOSE the Blind Self, what will you do with this information, hmm? Men often fear enlightenment because that light not only reveals what's HIDDEN, but also what waits in the UNKNOWN. Men are afraid of the dark. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026Men willingly scorch themselves beneath the magnified light and heat of Yang. Men reject any semblance of softness, however necessary. A man will eagerly break before he bends. Men refuse the rest that comes in the nightfall of Yin, however necessary. Men are afraid of the dark. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026TOTALLY. You'd be hard-pressed to convince me that the Christian God isn't actually a demiurge. I mean, this shit sounds like something straight out of an episode of 'Supernatural'... 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026Society is in the midst of multiple crises, but one of them is people simply having little to no distress tolerance anymore. A lot of ppl now consider boredom/lack of stimulation and even anticipation to be a form of mental distress. Interviews can be intense, yes; but why smoke right before one? 020
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026Not the only genius here, it would seem. You are clearly quite talented! 111
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026Things are so bad now that I'm not even having to tap the sign as much anymore! Ppl can just INTUIT what's going on... 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026This took me right back to 1986! The Happy Toyz truck in Stephen King's 'Maximum Overdrive!' 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026It's this, coupled with the fact that masculinity — which, by every name and variation, is pretty much just patriarchy — has always been in crisis. Because remaining comfortably and safely at the top of any hierarchy requires the strict policing of the behaviors of those at the bottom. 023
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026Trump lies like a child because, developmentally, he IS a child. In the same way someone can seem "mature for their age," a person can age WITHOUT having matured. He is, mentally, an eight-year-old boy (possibly YOUNGER) who lived for another 72 years without mental growth. Very presidential! 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026In this age of man-made apocalypse, RFK Jr. is clearly the Horseman of Pestilence. (Art by wefail.bsky.social) 030
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 24/07/2026I propose adding two new categories of fatalities: SLOWICIDE: willfully engaging in highly unsafe and/or risk-taking behaviors due to not valuing one's life enough to preserve/protect it (passive suicidal intent). STUPICIDE: dying due to being too ignorant or foolish to preserve one's own life. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026Have definitely found the CURSE to be more prevalent than the BLESSING... 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026"Was Nikki possessed?" I think it's more accurate to say she was enthralled. 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 22/07/2026One of the biggest contributing factors to the "male loneliness epidemic" is mens' continued fear of, and inability to distinguish homoSOCIALITY (literally just dudes bein bros) from homoSEXUALITY. Can't get along with women. Can't get along with ourselves. And we wonder why we're suicidal... 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026In the American caste system of White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy, white ppl rely solely on "stolen valor" in order maintain a sense of integrated identity. Joy, intellect, camaraderie, etc. are all seen as RESOURCES that those in the lowest caste shouldn't have access to. It enrages them. 070
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026He's right. Taller women are often seen as a "threat" to some mens' symbolic manhood (masculinity as a social signifier), which equates one's stature to one's penis size. It's why poorly-adjusted men are willing to risk pain and death just to be taller. A short body = a short (symbolic) penis. 033
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026Big Grim: 🎵🎶 You gave em the Cheeto Wit a One-Wish-Willow So smoke up a Graham He met a damn Mitch Pillow 🎵🎶 020
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026New Tushy bidet has been installed! This chocolate starfish will now be one of the cleanest in all of Texas! 000
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026Do you have someone that you can call for support? If so, please reach out to them. Also, please consider dialing 988 and/or visiting the nearest ER. 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026Quite a bit, possibly. The reason it's an empathy gap is because you can't currently feel what it's like to live Future You's potentially-improved life. Sounds like a combination of the cognitive distortion called Fortune Telling, Present Bias and the empathy gap/blindness. 020
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026Fighting the urge to buy the Mister Terrific Bundle in Fortnite... I am currently LOSING said fight... 010
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026And a lot of the time, you can't find it bcuz you haven't created it yet! 011
🄽🅄🄺🄺🄰🄼🄰🅁🅄 @puppetsimon.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026The music in this season of 'Vox Machina' is taking me tf out! 000