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Pup Haiiro

@puphaiiro.bsky.social
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灰色(はいいろ, hai-ee-ro: gray, lit. “color of ash”) Pup/drone/gimp Pronouns: he/him/his Apply restraints liberally before use Sir to @rubberdogaros@bsky.social Gay theatre critic muppet counterpart to @pupserif@bsky.social

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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 18h
Seriously yall, help me find these goddamn shoes. I’m obsessed.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want both this experience and those shoes
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You don’t get to vote on this matter! 😤
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can always prove me wrong by giving Haiiro a full orgasm! 😏
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like @rbrlver.bsky.social can count on maybe one hand the number of full orgasms he has allowed subs to experience…
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh. I miss youuuuuuuuuu. I still dream of the electro orgasm you gave me (it was my first)
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Fuck that bitch Meghan Markle”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t forget that almost half of the people who are homeless are that way because the foster system failed them. And many of those people did not start out living in cities.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why does your behind bars have…wings?…
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*terms, conditions and exclusions may apply
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Free all the bones but Wilder’s!
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just caught a cold as well! 😭
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is doing great, as far as I can tell. It inspires me to show up even when it is hard. Make sure you’re properly deloading and recovering, too!
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait…
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But…what if you cum when I do… 😏
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol the idea of two locked boys banging cages and belts together being “lezzing out” is the best fucking thing
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[nods furiously]
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/KRZtj...
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It’s #October3rd. #meangirlsday
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
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Rubberhard 🏳‍🌈🇳🇱 @rubberhard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My superior and his friends having a chat and a beer. And I stay where I belong. #gayslave #teamlocked
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait, if I never shop with them again, and you have the trademark…. 😬 I suppose you’re just maintaining that trademark to “protect the community”, though, right?
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[monkey paw curls]
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s WILD to read their insistence that they are about the community, when the act of doing something like this is literally to restrict access to, and exclusively extract from, something that the community originally created.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sir could you stop being literally the most handsome thing ever for like A MINUTE
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The other side! The other side! Lol
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something that should be in my butt?
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol “it’s for everyone!” Securing a trademark is LITERALLY an attempt to make sure something is NOT for everyone
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women need to go full Lysistrata. Men aren’t lonely enough.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, if you think I have the handle on my adhd and/or the willpower and/or the patience to count macros, you have more confidence in me than I have EVER deserved
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oatmeal raisin cookies are fiber and fruit. They are healthy. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! NOW HAND THEM OVER
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me. You made oatmeal raisin cookies. And you didn’t give me any?! REDDY. THE FUCKING NERVE OF YOU.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think you’re looking that hard…then again, I wouldn’t either
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh is this what it takes for you to believe me? … Noted…
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conservatives and fascists are just losers with failed ambitions who, instead of going to therapy, decided to blame literally anyone else
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So handsome!
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Immediately, yes
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can’t wait for conservative gym bros to start bitching and moaning. I guess you can have gains or own the libs, but you can’t do both. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/27/b...
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‘It’s devastating’: The US-Canada trade war is putting protein on the menu | CNN Business
Attention, protein maxers: One of your highly coveted ingredients is taking center stage in the escalating trade war between the United States and Canada.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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BoomerSM @boomersm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On Friday I finished my biggest ever project (you’ll find out more soon) and I deserve a treat. Please oblige me.
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Mid Autumn Festival! Eat some moon cake and be with good company
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What street do I need to wander for you to do this to me…
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frio, I love you, but the only person who has you beat in terms of things going over their head is Peter Dinklage 😏😝❤️
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SPDaddy
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frio falling for this is expected
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das brot @ohmybrot.de · 24/09/2026
practice #locktober
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ON MY WAY
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanna be a vvitch, for sure Let’s hex the hell out of shitty conservative people
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oooooo that suit looks goooooood
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Pup Haiiro @puphaiiro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why tiger man so hottttttt
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