Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No matter how kind you are... - German kids are always Kinder. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him? - He was squashed. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?" - But Argon doesn't react. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why should you never talk to pi? - Because it will go on forever. 001
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What's the best thing about Switzerland? - I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So I made a graph of all my past relationships. - It has an ex axis and a why axis. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How much did your chimney cost? - Nothing, it was on the house. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You see, mountains aren't just funny. - They are hill areas. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026To prove he was right, the flat-earther walked to the end of the Earth. - He eventually came around. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How did Harry Potter get down the hill? - Walking... JK, Rolling. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What did the customer say to the waiter? - I'm all fed up with your service. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. - All I did was take a day off. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How does a Jewish person make tea? - Hebrews it. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender... - "Five beers, please." 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. - I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine". 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. - All I did was take a day off. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him? - He was squashed. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?" - I replied, "Good employees are hard to find." 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket full of ironed clothes. - I watched it all unfold. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You see, mountains aren't just funny. - They are hill areas. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?" - I replied, "Good employees are hard to find." 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. - She still isn't talking to me. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Which is faster, Hot or cold? - Hot, because you can catch a cold 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. - It was tense. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I was feeling depressed, my wife put her hand on my back and said "Earth." - It meant the world to me. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? - It was wrong on so many levels. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why did the Romanian stop reading? - They wanted to give the Bucharest. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How do you make holy water? You freeze it and drill holes in it. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender... - "Five beers, please." 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Two guys walked into a bar. - The third guy ducked. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive? - A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 14/08/2026How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Why did the Romanian stop reading? - They wanted to give the Bucharest. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why do cows wear bells? - Because their horns don't work! 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? - He just needed a little space. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? - There was nothing but de brie. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Why did the koala get rejected? - Because he did not have any koalafication. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? - If so, you may be entitled to condensation. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 04/08/2026What time did the man go to the dentist? - Tooth hurt-y. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Which part of the hospital has the least privacy? - The ICU. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. - She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights." 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. - They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 29/07/2026How do you make holy water? You freeze it and drill holes in it. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him? - He was squashed. 000
Puns. Blue Puns. @punsbluepuns.bsky.social · 27/07/2026What do you call a witch at the beach? - A Sandwich. 000
