Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Two artists competed in an art contest. It ended in a draw! 092
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025What kind of classes do spiders attend? Webinars 160
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He had trouble keeping his pupils in line. 051
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope. 071
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Doc said to eat lemon rinds for my cold. It’s a bitter peel to swallow. 031
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025What kind of classes do spiders attend? Webinars. 031
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/02/2025To start a zoo, you apparently need 2 pandas, a grizzly, and 3 polar bears. That’s the bear minimum. 061
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/02/2025What did the ocean say to the beach? “Do you mind if crash here?” The beach said, “Shore!” 062
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive, I had to sign a legal contract promising not to share their flatbread recipe… Just your typical naan disclosure agreement. 031
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Did you hear that people in Athens sleep in until noon? Apparently, dawn is really hard on Greece. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I got in an argument in an elevator with my wife. I was wrong on so many levels. 051
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/02/2025My wife gave birth in our car on the way to the hospital. I named him Carson. 051
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/02/2025What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man fights the villains, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans. 030
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I once worked at a bakery just to get by. I really kneaded the dough. 040
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I can’t recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals… I M LIVID! 021
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him. I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Sad news, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing someone else named Claire Lee. But the good news? I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone. 031
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat… She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Incredible they made the world's strongest suction cup… I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I tried to walk like an Egyptian… Now I need to see a Cairo practor. 040
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away… Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I noticed that my ironing board cover was wrinkled and laughed at the irony. Then I laughed because of the word "irony." 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch. 000
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I got kicked out of a fishing class today. When the instructor asked what my goal for the class was, I told him I was here to master bait. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I am going to get a tattoo on my wrist that says "Terror". Then I can say to people "Look, it's a terrorwrist!" 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Teslas don’t have “New Car” smell… They have an Elon Musk. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025My grandfather passed away at 101. He died in his prime. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I'm not worried about the moon getting too full. It's just a phase. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025The population of Ireland’s capital city is really growing… In fact, it’s Dublin. 021
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Did you hear about the new bar on the moon? Great drinks, but no atmosphere. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I have just finished a job interview for a new position. I was asked, "Can you perform under pressure?" I replied “I'm not sure, but I do an amazing Bohemian Rhapsody!" 020
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025"What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025My gf borrowed $100 from me. After 3 years, when we seperated, she returned exactly $100. I lost interest in that relationship. 021
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My wife gave birth in our car on the way to the hospital. I named him Carson 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 02/01/2025People are making apocalypse jokes... like there's no tomorrow. 031
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 02/01/2025What do you call someone with a nose but no body? Nobody knows. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Axl Rose's metamorphosis into Benny Hill is almost complete 121
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts. 000
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is. 010
Puns & Dad Jokes @punnyhow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 000
