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Punk Mikey

@punkmikey.bsky.social
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Using my free will to try and find happiness. These are my sober thoughts.

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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Character sketch for my YT channel. Done by the wonderful artist @cleaverbacon.com
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Another video so soon. I must have no life. youtu.be/fW4j-tQzPqI?...
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She Broke The ONE Rule - Witch Hat Atelier
YouTube video by Punk Mikey
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sometimes I make shit YouTube videos. This New Anime Fooled Me - Marriagetoxin youtu.be/cDUU9pNLHGk
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This New Anime Fooled Me - Marriagetoxin
YouTube video by Punk Mikey
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I can eat so much Fruit by the Foot as an adult and no one can stop me.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was called upon as the smart one in a discord server I’m in… I have never been insulted and complimented at the same time like this.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He saves children but not the British children.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Can someone lead me to the shitpost side of Bluesky. I believe I am lost.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Me and my homies in a discord call talking about thermodynamics to get infinite energy to power a car knowing damn well we would struggle to put together an IKEA Kallax Shelf Unit.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Domain Expansion: Responsible Sleep Schedule
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Looking for new friends. Just showed my current one my liked TikToks and they only laughed at like 60% of them.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Didn’t know asking someone about gay sports would fill my feed with gays, cats, and bread. I ain’t even mad.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Working on my theory that salads, soups, and sandwiches are actually all the same thing.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Looking for a alt femboy preferably with a wolf-cut to end me.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Learned about the Omegaverse today from a friend. And WikiHow says I’m a beta. Thanks. I hate it.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Midwest emo music over Little Caesars commercials will always bring me joy.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will stop shopping if I think there is even a remote chance that it will take me more than one trip to take in the groceries.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Biggest downside of being blind is not having a car I can go scream and cry in.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
In dire need of an animal to borrow. I need to take a lot of pictures of them to post with my shit-posts so people will like them. I could try being funny but that is much harder.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That Big Arch burger actually kinda slaps tho.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My southern accent slipped out today. I have never been more embarrassed in my life.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Going to try to work “per chance” into my vocabulary more often. Feels whimsy.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why don’t we have capital numbers? Seems like a missed opportunity. Sometimes I want to yell numbers and adding an “!” just isn’t enough.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Whoever keeps having rough intercourse with every bag of chips before I buy them, please stop.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Do you think birds eat cloaca like some people eat ass? Asking for a friend.
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Made this little video for my buddy Lvl1Capybara on Twitch. They are chill af. Check them out. www.twitch.tv/lvl1capybara
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Punk Mikey @punkmikey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I call this original masterpiece “Lupper”
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