Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I’m rolling up to Cookout with ten bucks and a dream 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Okay it’s been long enough that I can say I would actually love living the life depicted in the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip husband smacks your ass post 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Got high with a friend from high school and she had a painting of her fingering herself on her apartment wall 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 02/06/2025For pride month I’ll be choosing one of my followers at random and taking them to the lake. We’ll sit on a dock and let words we’ve wanted to say hang silent in the air. Has to be a girl though. Also has to have kissable lips. Also needs a fishing license (mine got suspended) 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I’m in the box sounding crazy like I’m Spongebob 110
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Beauitufl woman from New York are messaging me,,,, asking me for my credit card number 121
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025They’re muscling in on my territory 130
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Call my girl Polio, she F my D because she like the way I R 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025“For Sale, baby shoes, never worn” uhhhhh I can do better than that: “Little puppy has so much cancer” wait no “diarrheaed in my favorite khakis, Fuck” 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I’m a concrete prairie, baby FoodMart in a lot too big – no, Sun cracking sidewalk in a Mississippi ghost town I’m empty and empty and empty and the heat is killing They all left for blacker pastures, fresh asphalt Die here and bake on the road, doll 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 16/05/2025must have a yeast infection the way this pussy makin bread 💸 😈 021
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Fucking a fat bitch she look like the michelin man Eating gourmet pussy that’s michelin, man, 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I smell her sometimes, fleet ephemera on the air And I lurch from my spot to chase it Like a thirsty beggar who claws at a dripping spigot, and through so much force Tears it from the wall 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Clocked you giving corporate androgyne in some target capris my little theyboss trader joes macbook diva, 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Got trapped into watching tank girl. this is just Dune 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025They call me Bashar doll-Assad the way I gas these bitches up 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025My tgirl got her undercut call her Clocky Balboa 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Tripping and busting my face open on the indulgent mother stairs 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The azaleas are in bloom again💕 When I was a kid, my mom would stand us in front of the flowers in our Easter outfits for church. Khakis and button ups and nice dress shoes. I would always pick a flower and put it behind my ear. It made the whole ordeal sting a little less. 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Accidentally swallowed three AAA batteries….I suppose I am the ultimate April Fool. I thought they were tootie rolls, 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Thinking about becoming a Corn Subsidies Guy. Just getting really into Corn Subsidies. Sort of the agri-political equivalent of a Disney adult 110
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Sent nudes to a Latina and they got intercepted by the NSA like the Zimmerman telegram 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Eye of newt and cattle dung, Cauldron boil and potion fizz, Gilded ink and silvered tongue, Give this white girl unmatched rizz! 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The doctors said I have so little autism in my body that they’re going to take my blood to make a cure for all my little freak friends 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 10/03/2025girl told me I barked well yesterday 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Hang in there!” kitten poster taped to my back so the insecure girl topping me doesn’t get discouraged 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Saw the most gorgeous tgirl on God’s Divine Earth working the grill at this diner and it turns out it was just a malnourished gamer boy sweating through his Halo 3 t-shirt. I pictured our life together, 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My pussy could best be described as “umami” , 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Wife broke their leg and we have to destroy them like a horse. Doctor keeps trying to tell me it’s “only a sprain” but the shotgun’s already loaded 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025The well is dried up, I’m so washed 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025kyaa,, >~< there’s no way a girl like (gulp) you,,, would ever go for an ogrehon like me,,, I should probably ropemaxx… (a nearby explosion forces an iron tamping rod through my prefrontal cortex) sorry I’m normal now can we fuck please. Please. 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Referring to one member of the polycule as “the DEI hire” 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Writing an Erowid trip report for a single ballpark hotdog and a cold natty light 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Saturday night and beautiful transgenders are saying mean things to me never kill yourself dot jpeg 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Sorry I called it your theycock are you still in the mood or sho- hey you’re pulling my leash kinda tight I’m st- ngh,, hhey,,, 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I got a dog dick I’m jerking arf. My dick like a dog dick I’m jerking it arf. “Jerking arf” my dog dick, 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Guro Guro Girl!!!!! I’m so full of meat!!! love me love me love me love me loveme love me loev me love me 000
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Girls reading my posts to me in voicechat and making fun of me,,,,,, 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Yes I act like a bimbo because I think it makes me cool and hot. No I will not examine the sociosexual implications of that because idk what that means lol💕 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025She gorbin on my chev til I tear her walls down idk man. Yesterday I saw a man get put down like a dog in the middle of the street. Shot in the nape of the neck, 9 millimeter ripping through the spinal chord. Didn’t even see it coming. Wait wait she yeltsin on my boris lol 020
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025If I do all my chores my partner lets me pick out a pretty girl at the humane society for girls and hold her by the hips for 20 whole seconds 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Beautiful transgender women love my cuckposting. They read my posts in bed with their boyffriends and they laughh,,,, at me,, hhh 010
Portrait of a Katie on Fire @punishedkatie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Every time a pretty girl laughs at one of my jokes a little bit of beauty is restored to the world. It’s why I post so good 010
