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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

“Lizard… izard… zard… rd…” - A gecho

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I didn't believe my wife when she said she'd joined a Moroccan tribute band for The Monkees. And then I saw her Fez.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Me: Old Macdonald had a farm- Someone on X/Twitter: Source?!

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Can’t believe they went with this title when they could have called it “The Tiger Who Came To Tee”

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Snack got caught in the area of overlap between the two rings. My fault for using the vennding machine.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

HOT TAKE: There should also be an Autumn Olympics with events like conkers, leaf-kicking, and tasting delicious soups.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Based on the average number of queries per day, ChatGPT is now the world’s third biggest search engine, behind only Google and parents with small kids.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth the sixth, the seventh we’re in a lift

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

My father has dedicated his life to perfecting the recipe for giant profiteroles. So now I have some big choux to fill.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

In the hospital after accidentally swallowing several plastic toy horses. Doctors say my condition is stable.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

FUN FACT: Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push it” was written about trying to close the cupboard where you keep your Tupperware.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Halloween is always a sad time of year for me, as it reminds me of my late uncle, who we discovered had a skeleton inside him all along.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Are child car seats designed to prevent food/dirt/mess from accumulating? No. But are they designed to be easy to take apart and clean? Also no.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

BREAKING: Loophole in the law means the robbers may actually be able to keep the jewels. It’s known as “Finders Keepers, Louvre’s Weepers”.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I have an online course that teaches you how to trick people into thinking you’re a dolphin on a golf course. Just click on the links.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Ozempic website asked if I accept cookies. Why else do you think I’m here?

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Huge missed opportunity not to buy their own boat and call it Buoyancé.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Why do we need just one Pope? What about a committee or a selection of different Popes to add some diversity. A Pope Pourri, if you will.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

A rocket scientist, a guy with a car, and Brad Pitt walk into a bar. Shania Twain is in there, and isn’t very impressed.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Not sure whether or not to believe this Wikipedia page

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Russell Brand has never been one to shy away from a long sentence.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

It would be hilarious if they found the ‘final’ missing Lord of the Rings novel and it revealed that the rest of the story was just preamble for Tolkien’s chicken chasseur recipe.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My uncle married his radiographer, but I don’t know what she sees in him.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Michael Stipe’s top ingredient in a curry? That’s ghee in the korma.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Apparently reptiles find 80s music relaxing, which is good news if you need a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

They say “it takes a village”, which is great news for those of us who are the idiots.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

CHALLENGES OF OWNING A FRUIT & VEGETABLE MARKET STALL: - Competing with supermarket prices - Increasing cost to rent market space - Constant risk of stall/stock being destroyed by high-speed movie chase

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

People say straws aren’t dangerous to animals if we keep them out of the ocean, but try telling that to a camel with a broken back.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

When a jellyfish makes a joke in front of his posh friends

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The reason it gets abbreviated to ‘typo’ is because people made so many spelling mistakes writing ‘typopotamus’.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Have my annual skin cancer check this week so already practicing my thinking face for the moment afterwards where the receptionist books for next year and asks if I happen to be free on a random Thursday morning in 12 months’ time.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

We've only done the first four days, but already finding it hard work designing this new diary for Robert Smith. Hope he likes Friday more.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Any meeting can be more fun if you refer to the first slide of the presentation as the "agenda reveal party".

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

"I often pretend to be parts of a bicycle wheel," said a spokesperson.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The WeightWatchers website just asked if I “accept all cookies” and to be honest I wouldn’t be there if I didn’t.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

SOLDIER: What are your orders, General? GENERAL: Run away! SOLDIER: Again? But we have more men. GENERAL: Run! SOLDIER: But people will think you're a coward! GENERAL: What are they going to do? Name something after me?! SOLDIER: I'm afraid it is a possibility, General Tso.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

1. Buy Alphabetti Spaghetti. 2. Remove all the letters except D, I, S, A, T, E and R. 3. Cook. - A recipe for disaster

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love Barista: So I’ll just put Maurice on the cup?

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The biggest lie in the corporate world is that a "friendly reminder" is in any way friendly.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

STAGES OF HOTEL BUFFET BREAKFAST 1. Admire healthy selection of yoghurt and fruit 2. Start piece of toast in strange grill machine 3. Eat 19 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages and 2.3kg of scrambled egg 4. Toast burned, in bin 5. Eat 4 grapes and a piece of melon to be healthy

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Me cutting my kids’ peanut butter sandwiches into heart shapes for Valentine’s Day:

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

If you hope to have a career in ballet after university, you’ll need a 2:2.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

For once I'd like them to make a more realistic James Bond movie where he forgets his pass and has to wait for someone else to let him into MI6, or he's not allowed to go on the mission until he's up to date on his timesheets.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The reason togas often looked baggy is because some Romans were confused that L was bigger than XL.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“Magic Carpet” - Geordie explanation of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

My wife rarely asks me to cook Chinese food for her. She’s very lo meintenance.

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Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Disneyland’s slogan becomes a lot less credible when you learn that 6 out of 7 dwarves there aren’t happy.

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