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@punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social
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punchwizard.carrd.co Punch Wizard, all around evil guy, nemesis of the so-called hero Tiger Sword, runner up of the Forevera Bodybuilder Competition. (Everyone knows Tiger Sword was juicing.) Hiring henchmen that can bench at least 400 lbs.

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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This bad-ass clearly has gains. Would make an excellent addition to my army of henchfolk... other than I suspect they're probably an archvillain as well which means likely I'll have to add them to my list of rivals.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can you believe this? HOA? Neighbors?! I'm an archvillain! I basically RULE the Shadowlands... I'm not paying that fee. (Enjoy this original short.) youtube.com/shorts/2VXon...
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The archvillain's fortress violates HOA regulations? #dnd #fantasy #cartoon | Punch wizard
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's cheat day for the henchmen, so they're going all out at O'Finlin's. ... now I'm hungry, dang it. It's an Original Short! youtube.com/shorts/8KAkt...
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It's cheat day for the mutant henchmen #dnd #animation #fantasy | Punch Wizard
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In an Original Short, we see Psiclops has gone from giving Jimothy dating advice to trying to get him some muscle definition through lifting. Emphasis on 'trying'. youtube.com/shorts/4F__S...
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Can Jimothy learn to lift? #dnd #fantasy #cartoon | Punch Wizard
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fishdude is the ladies man of my henchmen. Or so I'm told. I don't know, he's a fish. But anyhow, this thirst trap edit of him is for the ladies and fish-hungry fellas. www.youtube.com/shorts/x2Fcj...
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Fishdude Is Yummy 🐟😰 | Punch Wizard - #dnd #cartoon #fantasy #edit
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Check out this fan art of me by Cynic-Bits over on YouTube! Look at how shredded I am! It's all gains! 💜💜💜 www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAW6...
A pixel image of me, Punch Wizard, all shredded as hell. I'm a green guy with a skull face and jacked to all hell. With a dope hat and hood.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jimothy is in love. Can Psiclops and Fishdude give him good dating advice? Probably not. Why even try? That kid's so wimpy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Er...
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Can the Party Lackey Win the Orc Barbarian's Love? | Punch Wizard #8
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm pretty sure Tiger Sword would never hit a cat, so it's the perfect defense! (New original short!) youtube.com/shorts/YZNtv...
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The archvillain's clever cat-based shield has a small weakness #dnd #fantasy #cartoon | Punch Wizard
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I feel bad for using up Evie's monkey's paw. So I have a solution. (It's an original short!) youtube.com/shorts/5euP8...
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TFW the minion knows the archvillain won't forgive him #dnd #fantasy #cartoon | Punch Wizard
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/7dyki... An original Punch Wizard short following up last week's episode, featuring @wysper.bsky.social and my son the horrible cake. Check it out!
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The lich's son is a horrible living cake? #dnd #fantasy #animation #cartoon | Punch Wizard
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Henches! Rejoice! Your great leader has posted a new episode. Also he could use a midnight snack. #cartoon #animation #snack www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWlb...
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Does A Monkey's Paw Make a Good Midnight Snack? | Punch Wizard #7
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Kate Draws 🌈✨️ @tacticiankate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
HOWDY AND HELLO #PortfolioDay I'm Kate, a freelance character artist who loves drawing fantasy, women, and especially fantasy women!!!! I'll be open for work at the start of November!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with deep blue skin, closed eyes, tall curved horns with a glowing crescent moon between them, and long wavy hair going from indigo at the top to pale gold at the ends. She is dressed in an indigo gown with lots of gold trim and accessories and sheer blue accent cloth. She is holding a large golden greatsword with blue roses and purple thorns around the guard. The background is an art nouveau-style circular graphic of gold celestial motifs on a black to maroon gradient.A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with teal skin, darker turquoise hair in a braid, closed eyes, and a long tail. She is dressed in layers of red, gold, green, and turquoise, and she is holding a wooden staff with a golden lantern hanging from the top. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of stylized grass, lotuses, and clouds on a sunset gradient.A color illustration of a gorgon woman with light and darker green skin/scales, long dark green cobra hair separated by narrow horns, and a long tapered tail. She is dressed in a dark green bustier with gold trim and lots of accessories, and she is holding two crossed swords behind her head. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of thorns and ivy on a black to yellow gradient.A color illustration of my changing moon Lunar oc, Emerald, from an exalted game. She is a middle-aged woman with fair skin, emerald-green eyes with striking red eyeshadow, and long iridescent black hair partly held up by a golden comb with the rest pulled over one shoulder. She is dressed in an elegant green gown with puffy sleeves and a boob window, lots of gold and green jewelry, and a translucent green and gold floaty scarf thingy. The background is a simple green gradient with a crescent moon behind her head.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/9eMTO... It's a new short!
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Psiclops likes fish and chips after his henchman shift is over. #animation #cartoon #dnd
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Look at this guy! I've love to have a never-ending feud with him as a rival... no, as a nemesis! Does look like he could spend more time lifting though.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! What to see something scary? It's whatever Laughtrack's going on about in the newest episode if you haven't seen it yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NabD...
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I should mention that this week's amazing episode features the amazing @wysper.bsky.social portraying the roles of Princess Evil and Betrayssia.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NabD... It's out! Look, Laughtrack is a great guy but this idea of his is a bit much even for me.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Princess Evil is a major gamer girl, and loves to play orbline with her squad. She won't invite me to her raid group. Says I need to "get good". DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND I'M A VILLAIN! I AM THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD. Oh yeah, new episode drops at 2 PM Pacific / 5 PM Pacific today (30 Oct).
Princess Evil, a purple-haired woman with little fangs and an orange dress, is holding a pink game controller while talking to her friend Betrayssia (AKA Tracey, a purple elf woman) on a magic orb, and asking her "Are we going to game or what?"
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Funguy the Fungi is setting his alarm for 2PM Pacific / 5PM Eastern tomorrow (AKA Thursday, 30 October). Why? Maybe it's because a new episode of Punch Wizard will be coming out!
Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man, is checking his watch while saying he'd better set an alarm for 2PM PDT/5PM EDT on Thursday.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Princess Evil's got more than one bestie, naturally. She's got charisma to spare after all. Meet "Tracey" when the next episode comes out.
A screenshot of a timeline in DaVinci Resolve, a video editing application. Most notably is a preview window showing a purple elf woman talking to Princess Evil via an orb. She's got very long hair and her name is Betrayssia (AKA Tracey).
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Look a guy has a skull face and takes a long nap and everyone thinks he's dead. Well I'm up. I'm up! Stop throwing dirt in this hole! Here's a little WIP as proof of life.
Screenshot of Adobe Photoshop. It looks like someone's working on a new Punch Wizard episode. There's a PSD open showing PW and his minions in a dungeon with Tiger Wizard, and behind that you can see one of the Fistress at night. Oooooh.
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
...me during the protest...
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Minions! I again regret to inform you that I am still on a trip this week (I swear it has nothing to do with Funguy the Fungi). I do wish, however, to see who my loyal followers are. Share a doodle of your #henchsona to show us your gains! 💪
The glorious Punch Wizard, a skull-headed muscular wizard, and his henchfolk: the yellow one-eyed big-brained Psiclops, the green and mean queen of suplexes She-Orc, and the incomprehensible, fish-headed blue-skinned Fishdude. The title “Punch Wizard and the Vile Henchmen” is over them, which is still up to negotiation. The Henchfolk Union would like to get it changed.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This last ep we met my newest henchman: Funguy the Fungi. I’m on a trip this week, so there won’t be a new ep this upcoming Punchday (I might get some scribble’d comics up, we’ll see!) But instead, I’m asking all my henchfolk out there this: What’s your #henchsona? Draw a hench and share!
A cartooon image of Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man. He’s got gray skin, a red mushroom cap head with no eyes or nose and a mouth on the stalk/neck just beneath. He’s muscular and fit with red shorts and boots, and wears a lot of gold bling.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Henchfolk rejoice! I'm back with a new episode, and an important lesson for us all. I think. I was a bit confused. It also features my lovely Princess Evil, portrayed by @wysper.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2M...
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Moral
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Henchfolk rejoice! I'm back with a new episode, and an important lesson for us all. I think. I was a bit confused. It also features my lovely Princess Evil, portrayed by @wysper.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2M...
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I know you're all jealous. She's the whole package. Evil. Pretty. Devious. Henchman @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social is continuing to prove he's a valuable member of the team here at the Fistress. I've got to make sure to give him access to the chef's secret menu on cheat day. 💪 #fanart #art #wow
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Look at this amazing rendering of yours truly! Clearly @knightskultch.bsky.social has great taste and talent. A top-notch henchman! Jimothy, make a note: put an extra scoop of protein in this guy's shakes. I've never looked better. 💪Thank you!
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
In my silly era ✨
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Good morning, henchfolk! It's another bright, punchable day. Get out there and get some crunches in. And if you haven't watched Friday's new ep yet, catch me and gang handling some HR issues mid-combat. That's right, your boss is a multitasker! 💪 #cartoon #animation youtu.be/BFYto1e11F4
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Jimothy just wants to sing out his feelings. Yuck. That guy, I tell you what. #animation #cartoon
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Friday is Punchday in the Dark Lands of Forevera! Behold, my henchfolk, enjoy this crisp new episode where we deal with Tiger Sword's ally Gunstache! Now in color! 💪 #cartoon #animation www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFYt...
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Friday is Punchday in the Dark Lands of Forevera! Behold, my henchfolk, enjoy this crisp new episode where we deal with Tiger Sword's ally Gunstache! Now in color! 💪 #cartoon #animation www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFYt...
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Laughtrack's Laughtractor is our main transportation. It's great, honest! Except for all the fast food wrappers and cups that LT leaves scattered around inside. Like, a clean life is a swole life, my bro. 💪
Laughtrack, a hyena-man hybrid (a gnoll, if you will) is sitting in the Laughtractor drinking a beverage through a straw. The Laughtractor is a blue, open-topped vehicle with purple front light covers. It has big tank-like treads. It would look great in a Jonny Quest cartoon. Speaking of which, doesn't it feel like it shold be "Johnny"? Just saying. Anyhow, it's a pretty dope ride, other than all the fast food wrappers cluttering the inside.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
100 henchfolk over on YouTube? Excellent! Mua ha ha ha ha! Tiger Sword better watch out. (Anyone looking to join my legion of evil, absolutely ripped henchfolk can do so over at www.youtube.com/@punchwizard). Keep flexing, my loval minions! 💪
A screenshot of Punch Wizard's YouTube page, proudly showing he has 100 henchfolk now loyally subscribed. They're the most muscular, attractive, intelligent minions out there. Absolutely amazing.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Excellent! Henchman @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social has created a most sinister portrait of yours truly with his fan art. Someone's getting an extra protein shake comped after todays workout sesh. Feast your eyes and applaud him! 💪
Fan art of the glorious Punch Wizard. It's an epic, dangerous looking portrait of an extremely muscled, skull-faced wizard with a hood, under which is a trucker cap with an exploding fist patch on it. This is one swole, dangerous looking villain. Tiger Sword better watch out.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Tiger Sword has some really messed up friends. Like this guy, Gunstache. He needs therapy and a hug or something. Besides, everyone knows the coolest warriors use swole arms, not firearms. Get lifting or get wrecked! 💪
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A new episode dropped today! There we learn about Princess Evil, my absolutely amazing girlfriend (voiced by @wysper.bsky.social). If you're a loyal henchman, watch, like, and subscribe! Or she might leave me. 😰 #animation #cartoon youtu.be/tO8fnBtkwTo
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
See? What did I tell you?! Every time Fishdude is suntanning, the henchmen just get hungry and drop what they're doing to go eat. Shameless. In other news, I'm looking for henchmen who can bench at least 400 lbs and photosynthesize. #cartoon #animation
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A new episode dropped today! There we learn about Princess Evil, my absolutely amazing girlfriend (voiced by @wysper.bsky.social). If you're a loyal henchman, watch, like, and subscribe! Or she might leave me. 😰 #animation #cartoon youtu.be/tO8fnBtkwTo
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A new episode of "Punch Wizard", the series by award winning cartoonist* Kyle Weems that is called "Bloody Amazing" and "Peak Fiction" by Internet commentators, is going live tomorrow morning. There's kissy face stuff. (*yes, an award winning cartoonist, but very *very* small awards.)
Princess Evil, a fit and stylish woman with a tiara, purple hair, and a styling orange top, is kissing Punch Wizard, who's like the most muscular green guy you've ever seen with a skull for a face and a trucker cap. He looks as surprised as you are that she's giving him a kiss instead of kissing Tiger Sword, the jerk of a hero that Punch Wizard is a sworn nemesis of. Like, really, screw that guy.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I like this little guy's energy. He'd make a great henchman.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
OK, yeah. Objectively Tiger Sword is one fit, muscled dude who maximizes his gains. But I don't have a crush on him. That's absurd! I'm a villain! He's a hero! Imagine what the other villains would say. No, I'm going to destroy him. Honest! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ ] #animation #cartoon
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I imagine that if one were to eat Fishdude, which you totally shouldn't do since he's a sentient henchman (as near as I can tell), but if you did, he'd taste like some quality tuna steaks. Just saying.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Both Fishdude and Princess Evil love to sunbathe on sunny days on Punch Mountain. It's all well fine and good until Fishdude starts sizzling, then everyone stops henching and wants to break early for lunch. *sigh*
A cartoon image of a sunny day on Punch Mountain. Princess Evil is resting in a pink two-piece swimsuit on a beach chair under a sun umbrella. She's got long purple hair and her eyes are closed as she relaxes. Nearby on a beach blanket, Fishdude is lying down and sleeping in the sun. He's a strange looking fishman with, like, a whole fish for a head. It's really a weird head, man. He also is wearing a yellow speedo as his attire. He's so freaking fit, like all of Punch Wizard's henchmen. He's beginning to sizzle, with sizzle lines going up off him. Grilled fish. Mmmmm.
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
OK, yeah. Objectively Tiger Sword is one fit, muscled dude who maximizes his gains. But I don't have a crush on him. That's absurd! I'm a villain! He's a hero! Imagine what the other villains would say. No, I'm going to destroy him. Honest! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ ] #animation #cartoon
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I don't know what the [beep] is going on, but it's [beep]ing driving me insane! [Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ]
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
For those henchfolk that finally got to the weekend and missed it, check out the new cartoon where I almost get Tiger Sword. I'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME! #animation #cartoon
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Punch Wizard @punchwizardcartoon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Look, Psiclops has good physique to be one of my henchmen. But I'm not convinced about his claim about being a mind reader. It's a funny party trick, though. #animation #cartoon
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