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@pumaparded.bsky.social
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Sometimes I trick computers into making dumb shit & sometimes things I see on the computer trick me into making dumb shit.

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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unsure this will have the level of detailed joinery instructions i was searching for
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never met a genre of manic hipster nonsense that my novely driven brain won’t latch onto for a week or two
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may not be good at jiu-jitsu but I am very good at eating croissants filled with ice cream
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got to grab a lucky dip out of the skull after the dungeon synth guy played and pulled a D20
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So few bands come fucking close daily.bandcamp.com/lists/godfle...
daily.bandcamp.com
Industrial Strength: A Guide to Godflesh
Justin Broadrick is shutting down his famed industrial-metal project—but first, a guided tour of his catalog.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Read so little fiction these days, know I’m late to the party but really enjoyed Tender Is The Flesh, anybody got a recommendation based on that?
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been to the photographers gallery, wearing four separate fragrances to test them, about to eat dumplings & ice cream and then off to look at niche pornography, solid way to spend a day.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sat watching ADCC highlights while I wait for the ballet to start
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok you’ve got my attention
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If that’s the bottle, reference playlist and notes I need to fucking smell immediately
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I should really have expected this because I always sucked at Muay Thai and my BJJ progress is worryingly slow but fucking hell I’m bad at Judo.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want a set of Japanese saws, anybody got any tips on brands/shops either to get or to avoid. Ppl seem real divided on the the temple tool stuff.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trying to get back into the habit of making things, feels nice
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Drilling punch chokes in a 7:30am class is very funny to me because what the fuck is the rest of my day meant to be vibe wise now
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anxious and uptight in so many situations but throw a gi on and let someone try and snap my limbs and put me to sleep and I’ll be posed like a zen slut in no time
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Finished my table, actually came out ok despite how bad I still am at this. Real urge to buy some tools now even without a project lined up.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Couldn’t make it to BJJ so popped to a judo class, difference in vibe strong enough that a talk was given at the end of class on civility which mainly highlighted shit id done. Did introduce a kid to a baseball bat choke and he reacted like I’d tried to kill him not just force him to take a nap 🤷‍♂️
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So far from being able to competently cut anything that sits flush
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Continued commitment to trying to learn how to cut a straight line so I can eventually make knock off donald Judd and Rietveld furniture for myself
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just let Cronenberg mutter about stuff over the last track of all records going forward I reckon
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tallow and Soi Mama for the lanes fayre thing. First time I’ve been around for it but was “fighting” at Epic so popped over after.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A walkover and a points loss but I got to try the lapel baseball bat choke I’ve been working on at a comp (it did not work). So I ate a bunch of nice stuff to commiserate/celebrate
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I will learn to build decent stuff eventually
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Incapable of seeing any Al Carns campaigning stuff without remembering this now
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Definitely wasn’t too tired to go to class
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Letting @trillingual.bsky.social rile me up before 10:am.
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Had a few weeks where I’ve ended up training more no-gi and dear god am I looking forward to being able to choke my friends with their own jackets tonight
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
duellist.bandcamp.com/album/artifi...
duellist.bandcamp.com
Artificial Sentiment is no Replicant for Human Emotions, by Duellist
8 track album
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Still into that Fields Of Agony record. Think there’s some crossover with Final Dose if you’re into that kind of thing. fieldsofagony-iec.bandcamp.com/album/s-t
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good project blog.lostartpress.com/wp-content/u...
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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pumaparded.bsky.social @pumaparded.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Heard some breakcore, enjoyed it,decided to revisit some stuff and I’d forgotten it’s almost all made by a similar genre of man as extreme metal and you get to deal with the same level of naming wisdom
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