That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm actually at @baker.co. This is just an archive of old tweets. Only bots around here now. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 09/09/2024My current phone's camera was amazing and all I ever needed until 5 minutes ago. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 09/09/2024Four colors, three of which lack color. #AppleEvent 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 09/09/2024Pretty incredible. I used Cursor + Claude (by @anthropicai) and @Spotify's API to make a script I only thought of this evening, and did it in about 15 minutes.... 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 06/08/2024We’re all trying to find the guy who did this. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 06/08/2024Is conservative America really not going to vote for the only ticket that could successfully back up a trailer? 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 03/07/2024Harris/Buttigieg 2024. The continuity ticket. Follow it with a full court press/blitz from every Democrat that ever wants a single dollar from the DNC again. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 09/04/2024Total eclipse and inbox zero on the same day. Buying a lotto ticket now. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 05/02/2024I'm not saying anyone looks cool while they're wearing the Vision Pro, but let's remember what damn near everyone was saying about people wearing AirPods just a few years ago too... thecut.com/2018/04/apple-… 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 15/01/2024You know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Agency life if nothing if not a rollercoaster. But @_Final_Final's 2024 is off to a good start. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 07/10/2023New scam just dropped. I assume they’re scraping USPS APIs to know I have a package being delivered. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Build a bar, they said. It'll be fun, they said. They were right.🍺🍹☕️ @LowertownA2 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Jesus, now @MDOT_A2 wants to build a 2.5 mile-long permanent 8' steel fence along the Huron River — Ann Arbor's primary (only?) natural asset — on a stretch where not one death or even near-miss has been reported? There's a petition to try and stop it: change.org/p/stop-mdot-fr… 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 25/09/2023Progress update at @LowertownA2; fresh paint, new doors/windows, interior work progressing quickly. Keep an eye out later this fall. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 22/09/2023We’re just never going to solve email are we? 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 15/09/2023Everyone talks about the the fame and fortune you get from being self-employed, but not enough people talk about the naps you get to take too. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Serious telephoto might make me get an iPhone Pro Max. Will I hate it? 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2023NameDrop, sending contact info over AirDrop, is such obvious but such genius feature naming. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Google Forms shortens the results chart by *not* showing the labels of options people actually chose and always showing the ones that were never chosen. 🤡 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2023"I have a quick phone call. Can you two just go read for twenty minutes?" Kids: 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 25/08/2023Watch for Inmate #P01135809 as the hot new white supremacist code number next season. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 22/08/2023At least the bots are being honest these days. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2023If the revenue I'm missing out on is more than the cost of "X Premium", than just hook me up automatically and write me a check for the difference. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 14/08/2023A rafter retreating rearward right round the riperian runway. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 13/08/2023Looking for city names that include the word "town". Not the easiest syntax for Google, who is reliant on someone else producing a page with that list for them to index/link to (if they get the intention correct). GPT-4 just made a list of 39 cities before I could write this. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Looks dumber every time I see it. Especially with all of the "x" close buttons. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Ocean water temperatures in Florida were over 101° this weekend, but by all means, let’s keep talking about billionaires and their media foibles. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 25/07/2023Fresh water is the best water. Lake Superior, 2024 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 24/07/2023This website has some real Ashley Madison vibes now. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 23/07/2023I never went to business school, so I guess I missed the case study where you pay $43b, alienate advertisers and devs, then flush the remaining brand equity away to use the product name equivalent of a midlife crisis combover. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 14/07/2023I haven’t touched @Reddit since @Apolloreddit got shut down. Smooth move Reddit. 000
That @ptrbkr, from Twitter @ptrbkr.bsky.social · 12/07/2023I've now lost wedding rings in 2 of the 5 Great Lakes. 000
