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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 6h
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George Takei's Oh My Reaction
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 6h
Let’s hope Nostradumbass is right
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Mike Johnson Speaker Of The House
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 18h
Nobel Peace prize wannabe strikes out again
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Epic Fail Golf
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Super intelligence and Trump don’t belong in the same sentence
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Kylo Ren Yelling 'Traitor!'
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And bribing voters with a 5K check is what?
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Will Ferrell: That Doesn't Make Sense
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can Trump please ban more reporters so we don’t have to listen to him?
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Hearing Aids: EH? WHAT'S THAT?
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If only there was some history or warning signs before this (i.e. two Trump impeachments for election tampering)
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Jon Taffer: Let's Figure This Out
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jon Taffer: You're Weak Wimp on Bar Rescue
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Medicaid & SNAP cuts timed to hit after midterms, high gas & tariffs affecting everything we buy, explosive diarrhea & salmonella poisoning from food inspection budget cuts while Trump(s) & Cronies make billions… www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Columbo: It's a Mystery with Peter Falk
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Biff Tannen's Deja Vu: Familiar Feeling in Back to the Future
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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That '70s Show: Red Forman's 'DUMBASS' Moment
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Which idiot outed me as a Russian asset? I said China!
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Mark Cuban: For Those Reasons, I'm Out
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Adam Lambert just reported identity theft
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Adam Lambert's Amazing Gaze
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Convicted and unindicted sex traffickers/abusers only. Victims aren’t worth his time.
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Donald Trump's 'Sorry Not Sorry' Speech
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For the same reason, vampires are afraid of holy water, sunlight and sharp stakes shaped like crucifixes
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Sunshine Vampire
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Birds of a Feather Flock Together
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No worries—if you’re a man of principle who’s not for sale. Oops, that’s not you
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Xmirambox: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Funny Face
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Translation: If only Nixon had the craven, corrupt & immoral enablers we have now, he would’ve served three terms
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Wolf Of Wall Street Funny Face Meme
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trumped-up seashell death threats and algae vandals among the DOJ’s clown show trials.
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Joaquin Phoenix Joker: Split Personality Meme
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Sylvester Stallone as Dwight Manfredi: Cheers!
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They forgot Vanilla Ice
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Sassy Justice Trump Christmas Sweater
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hulk love pool
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Hulk Smash
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Epstein War Room: Let the polygraphing for leakers commence www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/m...
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Inside the White House Freakout Over the Epstein Files
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Too bad Trump doesn’t care about the midterms, beyond anti-voter/democracy screwworming
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Instinctively we know Mike is a craven, orange-nosing cretin impossibly lodged in Trump’s anus
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This scenario ended well in I, ROBOT
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I, Robot: Sonny Among Replicas
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Think pissed-off, inebriated Yankees fans after a dry cavity search times 100
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John C Reilly Yelling Motherfucker
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Sterling Archer's Disgusted Reaction: Jesus Christ
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Kalshi odds 100%: Knicks fans will give him a warm welcome
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South Park Crowd Booing
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sorry, only I.C.E. gets the big $
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Vanilla Ice: Drop That Zero And Get With The Hero
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Jan Brady: Nice Try Jan
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Sherlock: What Do We Say?
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Tom Hanks Says 'I Don't Get It' with a Clueless Look
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fan fiction with a YMCA vibe
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gaslighting on ⛽️
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Snoop Dogg Reacts: Genius Shit
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You’d think being the Seashells Prosecutor would be a career highlight. Or evidence at a disbarment hearing.
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JB Blanc: Fuck This Shit I'm Out Meme
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just sit back and relax
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watch him threaten or bribe the governor of South Dakota, tribal nations and Congress to put his face up there
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Vijay: Mark My Words - Mersal
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
No thank you very much
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Nixon’s ratfuckers want a piece too
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Joel Luschek (Matt Peters) - You've Earned It
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Translation: for The Duped (MAGA consumption only)
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
He is privately outraged, while continuing to grift from lobbying and increasing his net worth daily
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Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) - Man of Convictions
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Judge Cannon and most of the Supreme Court are simpatico
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Yes Please Oh Yeah
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So, Trump supporters will get checks because they were documented rioting at the Capitol building, but not Antifa? What gives, Todd?
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Mc Hammer's Scammer Time Dance
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So, taxpayer-funded Coup Reparations without a vote?
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Kim Jong Un Clapping: Bravo
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Eat shit fondly
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How are those bad optics looking now?
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Willem Dafoe - Silly Me
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Stepped out of a fake shark tank and into a real one
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Quint Sings 'Spanish Ladies' from Jaws
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ptjscribe.bsky.social @ptjscribe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Spock Says Fascinating
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