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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)

@ptgrimmjow.bsky.social
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This is a fan parody account of Grimmjow. I am not in a relationship with Viz, Shonen Jump, Pierrot, Shueisha, or Tite Kubo. Refer to the pinned tweet for information about mun, muse, and other topics. Mun by ZN03

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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"...What?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@shibafireworks.bsky.social "To my lovely future wife, happy birthday."
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Kūkaku Shiba @shibafireworks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
09/18/2026 - Grimmjow proposes to Kūkaku and she says yes. ♡
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Anime News Network @animenewsnetwork.com · 10/09/2026
RIP Mike McFarland, voice actor known for his many iconic roles: Master Roshi & Yajirobe in Dragon Ball, Buggy in One Piece, Jean in Attack on Titan & Fullmetal Alchemist, George in Case Closed, Goemon in Lupin III, and many more
animenewsnetwork.com
Voice Actor Mike McFarland Dies at 56
McFarland had brain tumor removed in January 2025, was diagnosed with glioblastoma in August 2025
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Toonami Squad @toonamisquad.com · 10/09/2026
Mike McFarland, voice actor and ADR director whom has contributed to many Toonami shows including Attack on Titan, Dragon Ball and One Piece, has passed away at 56 after a battle with glioblastoma. Toonami Squad sends our condolences to his friends and family, and fans. RIP and Thank You, Mike.
In Memoriam: Mike McFarland (1970-2026)
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I love the sound of that." He takes her to somewhere nice. Maybe the human world. The current world is just boring him at the moment.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He lifts her up. Hands under her waist. "Well, unless you can get away from me. Only have one thing I want to do..."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Hmm...fine. I won't be far." He gives her a kiss...then another longer one. Then leaves.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"No." He let's it sink for a moment. "Let's spend time with each other now."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I also didn't think assassins would come to attack me while shopping for a gift for my girl."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He stood there. Waiting for him to finish. Once done. "Was that so hard for you to say in the past 10 minutes?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"The fact that you aren't telling me."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He groans as he said he was family. As if it physically hurt.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Hmm? What? No. I have just been very busy these past few weeks." He places his arms around her. "Sorry for that."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Kūkaku is with me. If it causes trouble, I like to know."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"When it involves my girl. Yes it does."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I don't have to answer you shortly. But, you do have to answer me."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Why?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Between copyright strikes and hulu not adding subtitles. Kinda seems someone wants Bleach to fail.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How about Bleach fans get to react to the anime?
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, this is B.S. Legit only 5 episodes left and can't let the fans be happy to experience Bleach #Bleach #YouTube #NeelDesai youtu.be/Hje62i281dg?...
youtu.be
I'm Dropping BLEACH
YouTube video by Neel Desai
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Would you stop talking?" He stands up. "I got my answer." He pulls out his phone. Then shoots a text. "Got to go." He broods, then looks to Holly. "Thanks and bye." He leaves.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🍸Grimmjow mun - Night Grimmjow muse - "..." middle finger to Lilith
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He was dead silent. Couldn't come up with a single answer. He growls and then sighs.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He growls. This is some confusing stuff he is in. "Not like I love that woman anymore..."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"How the hell are you supposed to prove this?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I found out yesterday. For all I know, past woman could be talking to present woman right now or last night. Say they did, and I don't bring it up, she be lying to me? Or if they didn't talk about it, she planned to keep it from me? Tsk. Stupid gods."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I didn't need to know I had another love, a child in another life. It's cruel. And the other woman knew a never told me. Thinking am weak, and now my woman also knows. She probably had a similar thought process."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I did fucking read it. So many times. Hell, she even let me alter the contract. Was real pissed off for some reason. Then the other Goddess told me of an alter timeline where I was with someone else. She's worse."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Well, I wasn't exactly dead! I figured it was going to happen when I actually died, but no. That good for nothing tight, hot ass woman just had to play around. Then another Goddess comes and nulls and void the contract. Like it is some kind of a stupid game!"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Women. Why do you have to make things so complicated? Went to this one woman for a magical wedding ring. Sold my soul, as it wouldn't matter when I died, but 'no' she wanted to collect it now. And go to torture me right away."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Tsk. Not anymore. How did this whole fucking mess. A modeling job. Not doing that again."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Oh...so, we be featured in a magazine or something?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Got to say, pretty rude. Expecting me to give you a life story without introducing yourself."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"The hell you can offer?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Sure they be better roasted." He just exhales. He is still in thought.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"...The hell is it useful to talk to food for?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He growls and looks at her. Examining her. "You a God, Goddess, demon, devil, or have history with me in a different timeline?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He looks at her. Groaning. He hasn't seen her before. Someone else must have checked her in. He sighs. "Whatever complaint you have about your room or some other shit like that, deal with it. Not in the mood for it."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@mysticmirrors.bsky.social After a long day or two, Grimmjow just doesn't know anymore. What's the point? He finds someplace comfortable to sit and just presses his hand against his forehead. "What am I doing?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Am sure she'll have a great time there
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He stands up. "Just don't trust her. Especially when it comes to contracts. She might be gorgeous, but she is dangerous." He starts walking away.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"So, who the hell is Nyx? Left that part out."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He gives him the side eye. "Well, stripping isn't a surprise, but she had goblins there?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Guess I just learned too late that was part of her charm. But anyways. I have no idea if she has any interest in you, so what is it that you did with her? And did you sign anything?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"That's great, but she's dangerous. Sold my soul to her for 30 minutes. Felt every pain I ever went through, and more. No idea if she'll go after you, but might want to watch out for her."
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Lousy." They just sat there. No words were spoken for a few more seconds. "You remember that number I gave you after the whole assassination thing? The devil or demon queen Lilith?"
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Hmm." He got there before Shinjiro. Waiting on bench. Wasn't paying attention if he showed or not. He took a deep breath and looked to the sky.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He grabs his phone and was about to leave. Phone went off. He groans at Shinjiro's question. 📱Just meet me. He heads off to the location.
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Bartender Grimmjow (Parody) @ptgrimmjow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He debated to himself. He made a mistake, but was it worth it? He grabs his phone and was going through it. But he saw something. "Tsk...best give a warning at least." 📱Come to this location. Alone. In one hour. @dpsshinjiroaragaki.bsky.social
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