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"Is Arsenal's reliance on open play goals killing football? And how Chelsea allowing over 2 goals per game makes them serious title contenders" -The Sun

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Who vests the authority to just name shit though? Can I name something?

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ICE would be at the door within 10 seconds but maybe a Canadian branch

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

No way it's true? I was just making a dumb joke but this is even better

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The custom of leaving roses at a funeral is because we wish for the deceased to burn in hell

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thanks for involving your fans across the ditch!

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Satan helps those who help themselves

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I am so tired of hearing about GTA6. I really never thought, as a lifelong gamer, I'd feel such ennui about the single largest game release of this console generation

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

God, you're really dropping the fuckin ball here. Gonna need you to get your shit together or we may need to revisit contracting deity services out to Ra and Zeus

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Some intern should plug Gemini into it. It won't be any better but they'll get promoted to CIO

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Please let W be a wombat with a wakizashi

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Send to your HR department with no context

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The generations are no longer leaps in fidelity, they're bunny hops. There's no way next gen will justify its price

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

They could get around the ban in Aus if the game included some ads for Sportsbet

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I have no doubt he is wanted by ManU and Chelsea. I also have no doubt they can get fucked

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"Why are you so mean just let me griffffffftttt!"

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In a roundabout way this is reflective of why younger Arsenal fans were upset with Wenger. Too passive in the face of systemic problems.

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Yea we did - Mt Doom Total Landscaping

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Cognitive DiscoDance @psykologis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When Dems are back in office I don't want any "clean slate" bullshit. I want a fucking Nuremberg trial

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