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@psychstat.bsky.social

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Fan of democracy and justice. Statistician/Operations Lead; shrink by training. I hate DOGE Bros and everything related.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Our boy Marco here thinking about bridge versus poison versus pills again.

Pic of Trump blathering on as usual with Marco Rubio standing behind him looking slightly constipated.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It's always even dumber than you think. We are here because our bored toddler-in-chief thought he could bomb a weaker country and they would just say "Oh SIR, please stop bombing us, we will give you whatever you want." I'm completely serious. This is what a rotted narcissist's brain looks like.

Headline: Trump says interim agreement with Iran is "over" but talks can continue. Iran hit back with strikes. . .

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Trained as a kiddie shrink, I can just shriek NONONONONO to phenomena like this. If you child is grossly impaired, potty training can be accomplished by 2. And should be.

More Maryland kids are coming to school in pull-ups. Teachers are told to help.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Man, who could have known?

Headline: Pentagon restores mandatory flu shots for all recruits as boot camp outbreak sickens nearly 300

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

From Clive Davis's obit. What record exec hasn't kicked themselves over failing to sign the legendary, prolific, mega-talented. . .Meat Loaf?

"Davis didn't always make the right choices; he turned down a chance to sign up Meat Loaf"

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Fixed it:

"Make no mistake about it: None of this would've been possible without the bird-brained decision-making and childlike capriciousness of President Donald J Trump"

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Still capture of helicopter scene from Die Hard where the two FBI guys are flying in to assault the terrorists. Older Agent Johnson: "Just like fucking Saigon, eh slick?!" Younger Johnson: "I was in junior high, dickhead."

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I DECLARE VICTORY OVER YOU!

Trump yelling at lawn mower kid

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Minnie Driver in Goldeneye dressed up as terrible country and western singer. James Bond's line upon encountering her singing is: "Who's strangling the cat?"

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

graphic design is my passion

donald trump with bad guy mustache added

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I think the website nails it: www.trumpkennedycenter.org

WE WELCOME YOU
Welcome to TrumpKennedyCenter.org

A national cultural center dedicated to legacy, loyalty, and the careful presentation of history.

Here, tradition is preserved, narratives are curated, and performances are elevated beyond mere art. What is remembered matters. What is omitted matters more.

We invite you to experience culture as authority, pageantry as truth, and excellence as defined by those in power.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go "Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him."

poster for The Money Pit (1986)

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Inflated JD Vance pic

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Evergreen tweet from the Hoarse Whisperer replying to DJT in 2020: "Your eventual tomb will see more urine than a stadium bathroom."

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

So you're saying they're homeless?

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

JFC @apnews.com the word you were searching for was: "denies." DENIES. NOT "refutes." He didn't refute anything.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

No, they fucking don't.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I know, lots going on, but look at what Kash did:

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Today has me remembering my favorite Trump Hitler Worship story from Trump I:

It turned out that the generals had rules, standards, and expertise, not blind loyalty. The President’s loud complaint to John Kelly one day was typical: “You fucking generals, why can’t you be like the German generals?”

“Which generals?” Kelly asked.

“The German generals in World War II,” Trump responded.

“You do know that they tried to kill Hitler three times and almost pulled it off?” Kelly said.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Reminds me of my favorite Trump Hitler worship story from early Trump I days:

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

For some reason, this whole "let's use huge amounts of expensive ordinance on drones probably made out of Roombas" made me think of:

Quote from Whiskey Foxtrot Tango: General Hollanek: "Jesus you have got to be shitting me. You just shot a Javelin. . .at a fucking car. That's an eighty thousand dollar piece of ordinance. Can any of you geniuses tell me the Kelly Blue Book value of a 1989 Toyota pickup?"

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I snagged this from Twitter way back, and in light of recent events, I post it here:

A comic entitled "truth and reconciliation" in which one side keeps committing escalating violence against the other and convincing the other to forgive and forget.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I really think Trump just responds to whatever movie is on TV at the time.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

What? You're saying Trump has not been on the level about his health in the past?

Picture of Trump's doctor from 2015, who generated a dubious letter making vague statements about Trump's health.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I've seen this movie before!

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Ah yes the famously "DEI" city government of Kerrville:

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

"I think this administration is running toward a truly epic record of perjuring themselves in front of Congress." posted above a quote of Durbin questioning Bove about his firing of DOJ line attorneys (and Bove lying about it)

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Sam Eagle from the Muppets, scowling as usual

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Me sowing/me reaping meme quote

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Doctored Mike Primavera tweet about cats repurposed: "America told me Houthis keep eating his Reaper Drones so I asked how many Drones he has and he said he just goes to the GA-ASI and gets a new Drone afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Reaper Drones to Houthis and then his SecDef started crying.

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

The Hoarse Whisperer on Twitter: "Your eventual tomb will see more urine than a stadium bathroom."

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Gruber from Die Hard: "You're very perceptive."

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Hitler from Downfall

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

"America told me Houthis keep eating his Reaper Drones so i asked how many Drones he has and he said he just goes to the GA-ASI and gets a new Drone afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Reaper Drones to Houthis and then his SecDef started crying."

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

VLAD. BOOBIE. STOP. I hate all this killing. Not necessary, and very bad timing, CAPICHE?

Ellis in Die Hard "negotiating."

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Die Hard's Eliis "negotiating"

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I think it reads better if you just imagine it's Ellis:

Ellis from Die Hard "negotiating"

Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

"You're still doing those things with the couches, no?"

JD Vance sitting across from the Pope yesterday, and the Pope appears to be speaking.

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Stat Guy @psychstat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

A screencap from X featuring David Brooks' famously false claim that a "meal" cost him $78 at Newark Airport.

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