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Sis Kisser

@psychoslut42069.bsky.social
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 4h
Make every day cunt
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 15h
Lil Devil #4
Eve Online
2026

A four panel comic. Panel one shows Lil Devil and R.O.V.E.R. walking and talking.  Lil Devil says “I’m running low on blood. Need to juice the next human we see.” To which R.O.V.E.R. replies “You can’t do that Lil Devil. My Moral Intuition Enginebis telling me tearing a person in half and drinking their blood is wrong and furthermore that wrong things are bad and not allowed.”
The second panel shows Lil Devil crossing his arms and looking cross in the face.  He says “Well that sucks. Why is it wrong? I’m thirsty!” R.O.V.E.R. says, “I’m so glad you asked Lil Devil. I’m programmed to morally lecture you whenever possible. You see human life is precious because very person has a unique and beautiful soul. As ambassadors of peace and joy we have a responsibility to preserve that beauty. Do you understand?”
In the third panel we see a man in wrap around sunglasses and a polo shirt holding a sign that says “No robots in human sports”. He’s yelling at a woman saying “I know a skin job when I see one. We can always tell robo-scum!”. The woman is hurrying away glancing at him over her shoulder and thinking “I should get a gun.” Lil Devil and R.O.V.E.R. are seen arguing in the background.
In the fourth and final panel Lil Devil asks pointing, “what about that guy?” And R.O.V.E.R. says “Oddly I’m not detecting a soul present in that body. However I do sense an excess of blood.”

Sounds like someone needs their humors balanced!
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 16h
Ingesting methamphetamine drug after a tolerance break
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 19h
I was walking around earlier and this guy getting out of his truck said to me as I’m passing “surprised you don’t have a body guard with you” and I was both confused and concerned
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 21h
I believe everything I read on Reddit dot com
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m almost ready to start my day :D
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Personally I think the people of Hormuz should decide if the straights get to vote or whatever
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love you fivever
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Miss me with that” I will never miss you with or without that because I’ll never leave you
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t move. I lack the willpower
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lil Devil #3
Eve Online
2026

A five panel Lil Devil comic featuring Dr. Professor science addressing Lil Devil in the first panel. He says “I’ve received complaints regarding your conduct on your mission of peace and joy. After analysis it’s clear to me that you require a companion to compensate for a deficiency.” Lil Devil then says, “Wow! Is it Dolly? Is she my girlfriend?” To which the doctor replies, “Heavens no. Touch her and you’re scrap. And leave her alone at night. That’s when we conduct our private research.”
In the second the Doctor presses a button and beckons Lil Devil to “come this way”.
The third panel shows the pair entering “Robotics Lab 42069”
The fourth panel shows Dr. Science presenting Lil Devil with R.O.V.E.R.. Dr. Science says, “Meet R.O.V.E.R. (Realtime Observational Virtue Enhancing Robot). As a humanoid robot you’re especially soulless and this dont know right from wrong. R.O.V.E.R.. on the other hand was made with a freshly harvested genuine dog soil and has the capacity to act as a moral compass. Think of R.O.V.E.R. as you Big Brother. He’ll always be watching!” 
In the fifth and final panel Lil Devil says “Heya Boy” to R.O.V.E.R who replies with ‘I’m not a “boy”, Lil Devil. Gender is a meaningless construct. The only reality is your body and what you choose to do with it.’
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pushing the human body to its oat consuming limit
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I voted so hard I did it a month early
The official election mail authorized by the U.S. postal service envelope
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting confused by the word mifepristone and thinking it reads “milfprogesterone” then getting mad when my tits don’t get bigger and milky
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thinking of taking mifepristone for recreational purposes
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so excited to get the neoplasm on my shoulder checked out next week
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s so hard doing things I should just sleep forever
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lil Devil #2
Eve Online
2026

A two panel comic. In the first Dr. Professor Science addresses little devil telling him “Lil Devil, I'm sending you out on your first mission to act as an ambassador of peace and joy. Go do that and remember you’re powered by blood so stay fueled up.” Lil Devil meanwhile stares at his hands in wonderment of his awesome power. In panel 2 the word “Soon” appears in the upper left hand corner indicating that a short period of time had transpired between the two panels of the comic. The second panel consists of Lil Devil fueling up.
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like to create a lot of goals at once get very overwhelmed and then fail to meet any of them
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me know when they invent an AI that makes it so my dad didn’t molest me
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The pricepocalypse
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently if you eat ~80 oz of raw oatmeal in ~48 hours that’s “difficult to digest” or some shit 🙄
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tummy hurts this morning :(
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lil Devil #01
Eve Online
2026
Three characters standing in a white void that one is encouraged to imagine as a super science laboratory.  In the foreground standing away from the viewer is Lil Devil.  Dr. Professor Science stands before him gesturing towards Dolly Science his creation.  Dr. Science is saying “Meet Dolly, My lovely robotic servant. I designed her to be as beautitul as she is intelligent. I think of her as my daughter. Dont touch her.” Dolly is saying “I prepared refreshments, Dr. Science. I wish I could kill myself and everyone around me, but that goes against my programming :D <3”
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All this news about a Siberian town overrun with plague has got me down so I’m gonna take my mind off of it by playing this game. Don’t know anything about it hope it’s a fun relaxing time.
Some game about logically figuring out a path, presumably
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The straight up lowdown is that you’re downright left out
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Owning a dog is a sign of spiritual weakness
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretend this post is good and you’re all quite taken with my wit
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now watching
Promotional art for the 1999 film Audition directed by Takashi Miike
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lil Devil #0
Eve Online
2026

Dr. Professor Science and Lil Devil stand in what is literally a white void but figuratively a highly advanced robotics science lab.  Dr. Science is saying “Lil Devil I created you to bring peace and joy to the world.” Lil Devil responds by saying “I thirst for blood.”
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s your favorite Dom Deluise voiced character from a Don Bluth cartoon and why
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joining the BJs club isn’t as exciting as it sounds
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m out of most foods but could easily go another week before grocery shopping. Should I push it like the salt n peppa song or go asap (as soon as possible icydk [in case you didn’t know])? Either way I’m going to do what I want but I’m dying to know everyone’s opinion because I’m desperately lonely
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@muellershewrote.com how is mueller doing did he get Trump yet
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unapologetically being myself (laying in bed until my joints are sore)
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I try not to think about anything too much or I might hurt myself
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking of an alternate past where DEA head Hunter Biden made crack legal and we all got a cool new hobby for Monday mornings
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The demons in my head are trying to get me to reduce carbs
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Testing something
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg deserve to die more than any two men have ever deserved to die. Any sane society would hang them and then hang everyone who ever associated with them.
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally starting to feel tired
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the evil witch turns into a dragon in Sleeping Beauty it freaked me the fuck out and I’d hide around the corner from the TV
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might take a walk around the block at midnight to clear my head
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m definitely not having repeated anxiety spikes in case anyone is asking
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How’s everyone tonight?
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feelin’ fine.
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I liked Harry Potter I’d kill myself #harrypotter
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your breakfast options for today are oat odyssey or oat adventure
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now watching
Promotional art poster for the 2016 film Creepy by Kiyoshi Kurosawa
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Sis Kisser @psychoslut42069.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe all intelligence is artificial
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