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Xena Lance

@psychopathicphobia.bsky.social
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A Deinonychus loose in the world does not discriminate. Everybody looks edible.

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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Unsurprisingly, a known perverted pedophilic rapist with negative moral compass and even worse intellect, who lusts over his own daughter, doesn’t think he has done anything wrong, again.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Criminally made” sounds like the perfect description of all the trump children.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Remember the tan suit!
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’ll bet this is not the first time and certainly won’t be the last trump is jealous of gay people.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The rich is running out of places to exploit.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think all rapists should get 120-(victim’s age) year in jail. And wear a shock collar around their nether regions.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Great. Now do the U.S.!!
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why anyone would still think that any single syllabus that bursts out of this guy’s mouth of this White House carries the slightest amount of sustainable weight is mind-boggling.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’d argue they were already laughing when he was elected the first time, even after the “grab’em by the p**sy” comment. American voters, yes all, collectively lost all credits.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So instead of investing in weapons, all the enemies of the U.S. will need to do is to sneeze at them.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Some guy who spent half his life telling others “yeah! It’s good to shower with fire! It’s warm, it’s pretty - you’ll be crazy not to do it,” finally decides perhaps it wasn’t such a sage advice after everything is scorched and everyone has a third-degree burn.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“The Iranians. Very tall people. Very quiet. Because they respect my intelligent very much. They said with tears in their eyes, oh sir, please don’t use the n word. One of them opened his arms and tried to fly away when the wind got a little strong.”
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It hasn’t been a swamp for a while now. It is a fermented cesspool.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We are finally living in the absolutely dumbest point in history timeline since the first primate realizing perhaps flinging poop at everything wasn’t the most productive way to better quality of life.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hey! Those countries make great coffee beans!!
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just when I thought we were finally done with dumb blonde jokes, she pulled us back in.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Must be the doings of those damn wind mills!! They are as big a hoax as “global warming”. If it’s warming, how do you explain um… the auh…
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sure, but for the MAGAverse, he is simply “tenacious” and “resilient” and “the champion of (his own) free speech”.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Saying “many other countries also have tomahawks” is like saying “other men also have dicks so it could have been any of them who raped those young girls.”
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If Jesus is on the side of these creeps, perhaps something is seriously wrong with this religion.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
There’s something really wrong with a world where more than 150 million people are homeless, and these people are concerned about where they’re gonna buy another house just so they’ll stay a few nights probably not even twice a year.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“Everyone” means only dozy don himself. “Woman” probably just refers to Ivanka.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why does anyone still act surprised or shocked?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We were already going there in 2016 when a bunch of white guys with tiki torches marched the street chanting about being replaced; when Charlottesville happened; when cops beat protestors; when more than 70 mil people voted for him again, lost, and stormed the Capitol. We are there now.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s ironic that it is precisely because of the democratic system that put a despot in charge. Too bad it also includes those who don’t understand the responsibility of it or wouldn’t pass the most basic common sense test.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I hope to good god this is a parody because people who do this ought to be banned from traveling ever again and banished from civilization, or be fed to great white sharks.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Can someone also kidnap him from the White House and extradite him to be locked up in some dungeon and “wait for trial”?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Still living it in better style than millions of people who have never, and never will rape kids.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It just so happens that trump thinks “good friend” is someone you can bully into giving into giving you lunch money, and then proceed to mock loudly during lunch time for giving you the money.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Clearly that’s referring to Lion, the janitor who mops the rocket floors at SpaceX.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yeah? But what about that god-awful tan suit he wore and the choice of condiment he put in his sandwich? Now TAHT’s the real problem! The DHS ought to divert all its resources to investigate that!
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My neighbor has no business being so close to my car that is parked diagonally on their lawn. They have no respect for my personal property.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What’s next? A cattle prod up the rectum?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is a literal waste of space AND time - a clusterfuck of a continuum. Expect Amazon to fire more staff and raise Prime membership again, and the ads are gonna be longer than the shows too.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“HOW MANY MORE COUNTRIES DO I HAVE TO BOMB AND HOW MANY MORE MINNEAPOLISIANS ICE GOTTA SHOOT BEFORE YOU STOP ASKING FOR THE EPSTEIN FILE THAT I AM TOTALLY NOT IN? THANK YOU FOR YOUR LACK OF ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Brainwashing enough sheep as well as promising the filthy rich to be richer to retain that undying 39% support would do the trick.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Man, if only I had a nice 40+35 million-dollar budget to pay for another documentary that no one wants to watch.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Whoever may be the next Academy award winner for best actress, best supporting actor, best documentary are all coming to terms with the inevitable fact that they’ll be “donating” their prizes to the trumps in March.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I guess all that bravado she had when she murdered her puppy and pet goat still didn’t afford her a spine to take any real accountability.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I hope Stephen will be able to land on another worthwhile platform. I need him to keep me feeling sane, that decency exists, and that kindness doesn’t mean having to take a beating lying down.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Must be nice to be able to afford a home at all, let alone making it weirder. Let’s focus on that first.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
That’s all she does is “share concern”. When she actually has the chance to make the modicum of change, she just sits on her hands with her thumbs up her ass, waiting for trump to “learn his lesson”. Which chapter of the lesson is he on exactly now, eh?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just “at risk”, not “already”?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Just when I thought we’ve reached peak stupid.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
How long before we hear the likes of Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo whine about how foreigners are “stealing” awards that are “rightfully theirs”?
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It is virtually impossible for him to talk about any state, city or town with any substantive policies, challenges, or needs, rather he always immediately brag about, more often falsely so than not, how he “won by like, a lot”. Otherwise it’s just a horrible place with rigged elections.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“Trump says” has as much credibility as a dung beetle that vows to never roll in shit.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This pet-murdering ghoul who would openly and voluntarily admit shooting her own puppy found it necessary to lie about what’s so demonstrably evident really goes to show how fucked-up this whole administration has devolved the nation into. Hold them accountable. Every single one of them.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I wish there’ll come a day where every single person whose life has been negatively impacted by this “president” can also seek compensation from him personally for all the damages he has created - better yet, from all his cronies and sycophants who kept him in power and cheered him on.
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Xena Lance @psychopathicphobia.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s not about decency anymore. These people are so incompetent that they can’t even be bothered to lie better. The only thing you can always count on them to achieve is finding new low.
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