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El Squigg

@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
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Grand Keeper of the Big Tree Furry twat

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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 2h
And a botten and a toppen
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 3h
He'd enjoy a good spanking.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 3h
Corona Cero with Lime is pretty much undetectable from the real thing. Bavaria Shandy 0.5% is really refreshing.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 4h
I'm running out of corners!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 5h
You! Chase me!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
In the 8th century Go and stand in the corner. NOT THAT ONE! Over there.👉
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
I'm not here. I'm hiding.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
Yay!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
Could have been a sabre toothed tiger.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
Go and stand in the corner.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
Nobody has a bin.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 6h
Cheers and enjoy.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h
Excellent.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h
There are no problems, only solutions.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h
Decent sized glass I hope.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h
Taking the piss out of you?
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h
And all of them are shite.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h
Hmmm. I think you should have another to compensate for smol.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h
It looks ...... smol
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h
There is a significant difference between LLMs and you. LLMs have a titter of wit.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h
You animal!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 9h
You are still the spawn of Lucifer!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h
Demon!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h
Demon!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h
Fitted sheets are the work of Beelzebub!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 16h
Splish, splash, splosh!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 16h
Thanks, must have a look. I use LibreOffice mostly. It suffices my foul and depraved needs.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 16h
static.klipy.com
Funny Squirrel Dancing
ALT: Funny Squirrel Dancing
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nope. Couldn't give two fucks.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Vwl. Welsh for Vole.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Appropriate response to a cocksprat. Ignore him.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Neuter them.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those pesky democrat kids!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't believe Boots manufacturers any pharmaceuticals any more. Happy to be corrected.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't think she should have any more treats until she's tidied her cables.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And I suppose EU/UK Compensation rules don't apply so you're basically beholden to the airline. Contact The Guardian Consumer Rights Dept. Email consumer.champions@theguardian.com or write to Consumer Champions, Money, the Guardian, 90 York Way, London N1 9GU. Please include a daytime phone #.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
4 years. Bloody hell. Congrats.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WonO...
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Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands To Yourself (Official Music Video) [HQ Audio]
YouTube video by RHINO
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Your arse?
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mildred training for the World Chuff Airing Championship
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes I've seen that geological formation. It keeps breaking things they thrust into it.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How can I see that which does not exist?
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LCM IS ALIVE!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck off!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
💋
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😂
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can take things too seriously you know.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Saving my tapeworms for you. 💋
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