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P Swanton

@pswanton.bsky.social
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I like good food, good beer, Phish, skiing, Cubs baseball, the Blackhawks, my family, doing PR work, and other stuff.

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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 1h
Take Me Home to go to commercial before the 4th quarter hits every time. #MNF
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loving Cup, please. #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
11.9.98 was my first YEM and my last time on the rail. #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LONELY TRIP
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This whips ass #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@phish.com play Architect you cowards.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At 12.6.97 during Sleeping Monkey I turned to my buddy and said “I just figured it out - this is Let it Be!” and he just glared at me. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Play the bliss section of Hood at my funeral*. #phish * - with glow sticks
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did I stutter?
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weekapaug, RI is one of my favorite places on earth and Weekapaug Groove is one of my favorite #phish songs. I just didn’t visit the former for like 20 years after I heard the latter.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You ever put Waste on a mixtape for someone? No? Yeah I never did that either! #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good lord guys #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hood tonight. #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Full Dad mode today: Boy twin soccer ✅ Girl twin soccer ✅ New bike for 12 ordered ✅ Season ski rentals x 3 ordered ✅ Lawn mowed ✅ Halloween decor out ✅ Supported local slashie’s 5-year anniversary ✅ Stir fry on the flat top 🔜 #phish 🔜
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit Mrs PSwanton was just singing “🎶you’re a space cowboy🎶” thinking those are the lyrics of Say it to Me SANTOS. #phish
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you don’t like Row Jimmy do you even have a pulse? #gratefuldead
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Moving on
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this a joke?
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha, the Padres don’t even need to bother with Mason Miller. #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude. They lost that game.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank god it’s Mrs PSwanton’s birthday tomorrow and we’ll be out with our pals and not subjected to whatever this #cubs playoff team is supposed to be.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#cubs are going to faux rally pretty hard at some point late aren’t they??
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Headed over to the #blackhawks pretty, pretty soon. #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watch Boydsy settle in and the ‘pen actually do well and the #Cubs lose 2-0.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday, 12’s doctor cleared his foot to resume football activity*. Yesterday, 12’s PT scoffed at the idea of clearing his foot to resume football activity*. So….? * non-contact
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
::a meme about the #cubs having their turn tomorrow::
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐻 ⬇️
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re making electric Scouts?! Take my money.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Football game got good
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Swanton family “all meals will be cooked outside on Sundays no matter the weather” will continue indefinitely.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My parents’ used to go to their best friends’ house every Sunday afternoon for beers. And every Sunday afternoon their best friends’ neighbor would cut his grass. Fast forward to today and my neighbors having a party and I’m grilling burgers…charbroiled indeed.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what? I just decided I don’t give a shit what happens. They’re in the playoffs and because of this video I’m *all in* until they’re not. Anyone want to join me? #cubs youtu.be/bL0k9A0IqaE?...
youtu.be
Cubs 2007 Season Highlight Music Video
YouTube video by Brad M
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent [redacted] at the grocery earlier and that didn’t include booze. There’s major trouble brewing out there folks…
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can we not with the horror movie trailers during sporting events? We can talk about Hims, etc. another time. Thanks, Parent of Young Sports Fans
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if by chance our vessels pass, perhaps we’ll finally meet at last…
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Playoffs?!? PLAYOFFS??! #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Phew. #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sure they’ll be able find someone who also likes skiing and Widespread Panic to replace her…
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
History, meet Pete Crow-Armstrong.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize this Ramble on Rose was on #TDIGDH but considering how Jer sounds, I’d probably have skipped it?
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do I get the idea that these AI geeks testified today to: 1) absolve themselves of guilt in the future 2) position themselves to get tax breaks / funding to “protect humanity” 3) all of the above
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do hope the grounds crew is singing tomorrow? #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit our conductor just said we’re stopped because a freight train is being robbed ahead. #metra
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I wasn’t? #cubs
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#cubs
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DOM @directorofmorale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
chicago sports fans having to deal with the back and fourth injury news from our couch the last 48 hours
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Irish mom in Titanic is the foster mother in T2
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had fun. Got soaked. Lost QB1 (briefly only, I hope) and the game.
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P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Well right now my address is the RMS Titanic”
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