P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 1hTake Me Home to go to commercial before the 4th quarter hits every time. #MNF 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 05/10/202611.9.98 was my first YEM and my last time on the rail. #phish 120
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At 12.6.97 during Sleeping Monkey I turned to my buddy and said “I just figured it out - this is Let it Be!” and he just glared at me. 🤷🏼♂️ #phish 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Play the bliss section of Hood at my funeral*. #phish * - with glow sticks 010
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Weekapaug, RI is one of my favorite places on earth and Weekapaug Groove is one of my favorite #phish songs. I just didn’t visit the former for like 20 years after I heard the latter. 010
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You ever put Waste on a mixtape for someone? No? Yeah I never did that either! #phish 010
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Full Dad mode today: Boy twin soccer ✅ Girl twin soccer ✅ New bike for 12 ordered ✅ Season ski rentals x 3 ordered ✅ Lawn mowed ✅ Halloween decor out ✅ Supported local slashie’s 5-year anniversary ✅ Stir fry on the flat top 🔜 #phish 🔜 231
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Holy shit Mrs PSwanton was just singing “🎶you’re a space cowboy🎶” thinking those are the lyrics of Say it to Me SANTOS. #phish 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you don’t like Row Jimmy do you even have a pulse? #gratefuldead 110
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ha, the Padres don’t even need to bother with Mason Miller. #cubs 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thank god it’s Mrs PSwanton’s birthday tomorrow and we’ll be out with our pals and not subjected to whatever this #cubs playoff team is supposed to be. 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#cubs are going to faux rally pretty hard at some point late aren’t they?? 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Headed over to the #blackhawks pretty, pretty soon. #cubs 110
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watch Boydsy settle in and the ‘pen actually do well and the #Cubs lose 2-0. 100
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yesterday, 12’s doctor cleared his foot to resume football activity*. Yesterday, 12’s PT scoffed at the idea of clearing his foot to resume football activity*. So….? * non-contact 001
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026::a meme about the #cubs having their turn tomorrow:: 021
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Swanton family “all meals will be cooked outside on Sundays no matter the weather” will continue indefinitely. 020
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My parents’ used to go to their best friends’ house every Sunday afternoon for beers. And every Sunday afternoon their best friends’ neighbor would cut his grass. Fast forward to today and my neighbors having a party and I’m grilling burgers…charbroiled indeed. 010
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what? I just decided I don’t give a shit what happens. They’re in the playoffs and because of this video I’m *all in* until they’re not. Anyone want to join me? #cubs youtu.be/bL0k9A0IqaE?...youtu.beCubs 2007 Season Highlight Music VideoYouTube video by Brad M 110
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent [redacted] at the grocery earlier and that didn’t include booze. There’s major trouble brewing out there folks… 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can we not with the horror movie trailers during sporting events? We can talk about Hims, etc. another time. Thanks, Parent of Young Sports Fans 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And if by chance our vessels pass, perhaps we’ll finally meet at last… 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m sure they’ll be able find someone who also likes skiing and Widespread Panic to replace her… 000
Reposted by P SwantonChicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026History, meet Pete Crow-Armstrong. 112239
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I realize this Ramble on Rose was on #TDIGDH but considering how Jer sounds, I’d probably have skipped it? 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why do I get the idea that these AI geeks testified today to: 1) absolve themselves of guilt in the future 2) position themselves to get tax breaks / funding to “protect humanity” 3) all of the above 000
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I do hope the grounds crew is singing tomorrow? #cubs 020
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Holy shit our conductor just said we’re stopped because a freight train is being robbed ahead. #metra 8151
Reposted by P SwantonDOM @directorofmorale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026chicago sports fans having to deal with the back and fourth injury news from our couch the last 48 hours 011
P Swanton @pswanton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Had fun. Got soaked. Lost QB1 (briefly only, I hope) and the game. 010