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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Congratulations to Trump’s USA for becoming one of just five countries that conduct judicial executions in public. Iran, North Korea, Somalia, Afghanistan are the only others. A very exclusive club, indeed. Even Saudi Arabia and Yemen have given up public executions.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All will be revealed. . . . . October 25th

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nala checking I'm doing Sunday properly. (I wasn't.)

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I absolutely do not approve of the patronising and small-minded practice of sniggering at other languages when some of their words sound funny in English. But sometimes you have to. Spotted in an import shop in Tennoji, Osaka.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Your tiny but exciting reminder that ‘racially pure’ just means ‘inbred’.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

One day late for International Cat Day, but Loki and Ash have got this being-a-cat thing well sorted!

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Fun Fifa fact. Since I posted my Substack piece about Fifa’s post WC antics, UEFA has said they will boycott any Fifa events until Infantino withdraws plans to sell the game to American private investment companies. Seems that UEFA has found some balls, as it were. open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Selling football by the pound The 2026 World Cup is finished but Fifa's plundering is just kicking off New Substack from Chris Page open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Two more from the Infants Terribles exhibition at the Nakanoshima. Neither needs any commentary. Ironic Mishima by Morimura, and the huge space cat could only be by Yanobe.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Probably a bit difficult to see in this inadequate photo, but here we have a cat clad in a lacquer space suit curled comfortably around the hilt of a real (and made specially for the event) katana. Yanobe Kenji, of course and part of the Infants Terribles show at the Nakanoshima.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Love this take on Duschamp’s R.Mutt urinal by Yanobe Kenji as seen at the Infants Terribles show at the Nakanoshima. Show until July 19.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A few pictures from the Infants Terribles show by Morimura Yasumasa, Yanobe Kenji, Yanagi Miwa at the Nakanoshima Museum of art yesterday. Some bonkers imagination and humour.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Please, sir, can we have our football back? “… surely Mammon lapping at its own puddle of vomit.” Page’s new Substack article. open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Please, sir, can we have our football back? An oil monopoly, a hydration break, an authoritarian regime or two, a sweary walrus, a murder — where's our football gone? New Substack article from Chris Page open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Fun fact: Did you know, a trillion dollar bills laid end to end would stretch all the way to Mars nearly 110 times? Of course you knew that. Substack from Chris Page: A Trillionaire in Numbers psipook.substack.com/p/a-trillion...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A trillionaire in numbers — including an excursion to a time in which the world was populated by bacteria, as opposed to being just run by it, as it is now. New Substack. open.substack.com/pub/psipook/... #Musk #SpaceX #FirstTrillionaire

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Instead of working like a good boy, I’ve been playing like a naughty boy, and put a live ‘fucks not given’ counter on the site, psipook.com Looks a bit odd on a mobile device, the counter exceeding the background, but it looks right on an up-to-date laptop browser.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I've opened a new FictionalShirts t-shirt store on TeePublic who seem to be giving big discounts on shirts at the moment. So, if you were interested in any of my shirts on Redbubble but not interested in their prices, you might like to take a butcher's at the new setup. tee.pub/lic/rikYqR1R...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I forgot to post the actual image when it's not on a t-shirt

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Another FictionalShirt published! Another tee released into the wild! Smoking Head or Head Smoker? T-shirts, stickers, magnets, wall art, all that stuff. Original artwork, ink and gouache on paper www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Sm...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Moving the t-shirt store to another platform that will hopefully be groovier. Do you think this shop front is sufficiently tasteful? www.teepublic.com/user/fiction...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

From Nanny State to Ninny State Never mind the quality of the benevolent concern, just feel the width of the legislation! Bans, bans, bans, and more fucking bans: new Substack from Chris Page psipook.substack.com/p/from-nanny...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I haven’t finished breakfast yet but I’ve found the cartoon of the day: from David Finch aka @hoodfinch on Instagram

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Apparel-ently (see what I did there?) #Redbubble is having a limited-time, site-wide sale. That means 25% off Page’s tees! psipook.redbubble.com 'Innit' 'Don't blame me, I voted cat.'

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

'My friend.' How does a proper lad from Tottenham become such a prick?

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Trump’s ballroom halted: Where will he keep his ball now? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Priorities, priorities, and P Hegseth.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The long arm of the absurd law Oops! I’ve been criminalised in the UK while living in Japan Substack post on the transnational criminalisation of protest by the UK psipook.substack.com/p/the-long-a...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Living in Japan, I may have broken UK law just by posting online. Expressing support for Palestine Action is illegal for British nationals — anywhere in the world. The Met resumed arrests this week. A court already ruled the law unlawful. psipook.substack.com/p/the-long-a...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Not one, but two supervisors this afternoon, watching over me to make sure I’m working hard enough to bring home the daily, er, fish. #cats

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I remember when we had excuses for wars. Now, the mask has been thrown away. No more WMDs—just raw, transactional violence and a casus belli that is little more than casus bollocks. My latest on the nihilistic transparency of the current war: psipook.substack.com/p/the-naked-...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My sister Deborah, 61, is running the London Marathon in memory of her daughter Georgina, who lost her battle with gynae cancer aged 24. Please donate and share — every bit helps. 💙 2026tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/deborah-p... #EveAppeal #LondonMarathon

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Oops! I think the AI translator has thrown a rod.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Name that song! (Today's excursion to the supermarket.)

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Just got a hip flask. Next on the shopping list: a naff flask. (Sorry!)

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Gorton and Denton goes green, but Starmer refuses to go red. psipook.com/2026/02/28/a...

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The boss is keeping a close eye on me this working morning to make sure I'm earning her feed. #cat

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The view from my desk this working morning. #cat

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Spooky ice in the entrails of augury. As polling starts in Japan’s general election it is snowing lots. Eerie: my nickname for rightwing Sanae Takaichi, the likely winner of the vote, is ‘Yuki Onna’, the snow woman — from the Japanese horror myth of a woman who lurks in the ice and kills people.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Judging from his craven sycophancy to Netanyahu, @Keir_Starmer must have been a permanent resident of Epstein Island.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Tell me again, why aren’t we having a general strike? In which my own brain gives me an intellectual browbeating and tells me in no uncertain terms that a general strike is the most rational response to … well, everything. Substack. open.substack.com/pub/psipook/... #substack #GeneralStrike

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

“Usually they say, ‘he’s a horrible dictator-type person … I’m a #dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator!” @realDonaldTrump, World Economic Forum (Davos), 21 January 2026 If #Trump wants to be a dictator, we will be honoured to sing traditonal dictator songs to him.

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Chris Page @psipook.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

As bad plans go, annexing Greenland is as spectacularly pointless as it is mad, unless the real objective isn’t really Greenland. Chris’s latest Substack psipook.substack.com/p/it-aint-ab...

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