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rho, 30s, he/him; professional pervert. always in my goo. 💦 fandom accounts only please. 📍stray kids, etc. 🔞 rpf + nsfw + hard kink 🙅🏻 the F in RPF means fiction 🔗 archiveofourown.org/users/psikeval

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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 23h
hyunjin’s mini/bubble jeju vlog 🥺
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and then they kiss
chan promo image in bright neon colors with a black background. he’s wearing sunglasses and has a line shaved through one eyebrow, holding a bright flower-like decoration over his mouthfelix promo image looking at the camera and squishing his fist onto one cheek as if punching himself. he’s wearing all white on a bright blue background and has a colorful pattern painted on the other side of his face. he looks sleepy tbh
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
can you guess what i was trying to listen to? because qobuz sure can’t
music app search for “the book of—“

there are seven results, only three of which even contain the search terms and none of which are the obvious target
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
and who could blame them
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you may think this post is about yeji picking lia up but actually it’s about the boob touch on the way back down
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’m listening, i’m learning 🌈✨
itzy’s yeji in a black sweatshirt and a black hat that says I HEART GURLS

she’s holding up a sugar scrub and saying “i think this suits lia better” close up of her giggling and holding the sugar scrub
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
and then yeji could be his roommate and commit murders on his behalf
itzy yeji in a black leather jacket looking extremely cool and just a little scarysame outfit different angle, now showing off her very long sleek black hair
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
good morning i love hwang hyunjin
bubble messages from hyunjin: 

i just got some fresh air
jeju wind
i even met stay there
i even took some photos for thembecause i was holding a camera
when they asked if i could take their picture, i said “oh, of course” and took their photos.
they were a bit shy at first, but after having their picture taken, they said “uh… with hyunjin too…!” so i was like “uh? uh? uh? yes”
and on the way back i got a mosquito bite on my eyelid
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i just adore her, she’s delightful
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why do i have to like him so much huh
chan holding up food with his chopsticks with one hand while holding his phone in the other and looking offscreen. his lips are parted slightly and he’s got short blond hair and he looks really handsome. like a good boy. my sweet cheese :(
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh
bang chan taking the sluttiest mirror selfie imaginable with his shirt hanging open and his abs and cum gutters out 

i will need time and space to recover
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching the eighth sense like
charlie from it’s always sunny in philadelphia saying i am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i’d like to thank ye olde bl server 🥲
comment on my jeff/barcode rpf fic:

thought to check the back of the tag this evening and i cannot believe in june of 2022 you literally invented jeffbarcode. wow. thank you
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🩵🩵🩵
chan smiling big and making a heart with his hands
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ten page outline and this is the only thing i've actually written. i love them
“Does my ass look good in these?”

“Yes,” says Jeongin almost immediately.

“Thank you.” Felix stops to consider. “Does it look too good?”

Seungmin squints. “What would that even mean?”

“Well… I don’t know.”

“Starting riots,” Jisung suggests over his shoulder, still rifling through Seungmin’s album collection. “Stopping traffic. Distracting the populace with his bomb-ass Australian bussy.”

Jeongin recoils and throws up his hands like a shield, horrified. “His what?”

“Bussy,” Hyunjin repeats to himself, just trying it out. “Yongbok bussy.”

“Forget I asked,” Felix tries without much hope.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy birthday, baby boy
chan being held in young k’s armschan laying on top of seungmin, who is laughing loudly next to jeonginchan getting a piggyback ride from minhochan and his younger sister hannah
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the frosting version of berry 😭
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when he
bang chan in a helmet for laser tag furry war games or whatever was going on in that one code episodebang chan smiling big in a black tank topbang chan yelling happily onstagebang chan laughing happily, dimple out
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crying over chan’s mom’s birthday post before work. look at him :(
chris with both his parents in the pose they always do together: his mom and dad on either side, fawning over him with their wolf chan merch, and chan pretending to be bored or annoyed by it. his mom has SO MANY wolf chans :(photo of tiny baby chris dancing to music
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kinktober day one: hyunibini, 📸
Hyunjin tilts his head along with the camera, eyes fixed on the screen, tongue poking out between his lips as he focuses on—what? Changbin shifts nervously, though he knows he’s not supposed to. He feels cold and exposed in front of the lens, almost small. He’s not used to the feeling.

He’s not sure he likes it, but.

But.

“Good, hyung,” Hyunjin murmurs approvingly, his voice velvety and distracted, and Changbin’s cock stiffens a little more. Good? This is a good thing?

Well, he supposes it is. They’re taking nudes, after all. Aside from being naked, getting hard is pretty much his only job here, right? So. It’s fine, and Hyunjin won’t be mad, and they can just…
“Bring your knee up,” says Hyunjin.

Changbin immediately pouts. “Hyunjin-ah! Like this, my belly will look too soft. It won’t work. See?”

He strikes the pose, then swallows when Hyunjin looks over the camera with his eyes glittering black, lips parted. “That’s perfect. More.”

It’s embarrassingly difficult not to moan. 

“What do you mean, more?” he asks weakly, but he’s already spreading his legs wider, letting his ankle rest on the bed (Hyunjin’s bed) as he keeps one knee pulled up and lets his hips open. The pose makes a few creases in his belly, but he tries not to care. It’s easier to ignore than his cock, fully hard now and bobbing slightly between his thighs.
“Oh, that’s really good,” Hyunjin says, almost to himself. Then: “No, don’t. Just let it leak, hyung.”

Changbin, who’d been trying to sneak a hand down to wipe away the precum drooling from his cock, jerks it back like Hyunjin slapped him. He tries not to whine about being scolded, forced to sit in his own mess—what is Hyunjin doing to him?

“What should I do next?” he asks instead.

Hyunjin’s eyes light up before he lifts the camera over them again. His fingernails are painted black and chipped. “Prop your head up on one hand,” he says. “And cup your balls with the other.”

Without hesitation, Changbin does. He feels hot all over, and he’s starting to sweat, but if Hyunjin wants him to grab his balls for the camera he will.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
might fuck around and try to do this
kinktober prompts via emoji (free to use graphic by softending @ bsky)

1. camera
2. red bow 
3. paddle & ball
4. low battery
5. painted nails
6. teddy bear
7. purple 
8. camping
9. yawn
10. ball cap
11. red rose
12. cat
13. free space
14. toilet
15. carousel horse 
16. boot
17. UFO
18. scissors
19. peacock
20. tooth
21. ocean wave
22. champagne bottle
23. feather
24. flexing arm
25. heart pierced by arrow
26. drop of blood
27. spiderweb
28. thermometer
29. slice of cake
30. hook
31. ghost
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still vaguely creeped out by the memory of that person who responded to me blocking them by going to an alt and sending me a series of unhinged replies including this lmao
post that just says “merry christmas.” you know, normal-style.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
craves attention all day long but give him an ounce of genuine praise and he doesn’t know what to do :( meanwhile changbin
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can you believe this cutie
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i really think they should kiss
chan looking at felix onstage with the biggest dopiest adoring smile on his face. he too thinks they should kiss. felix is laughing into his mic, radiant.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah 😔
i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
valerie handed me her phone with this post pulled up and said “bang chan”
being a top with anxiety is fucking humiliating. “i’m gonna do such disgusting perverted things to you, if that’s okay with you… actually never mind fuck i’m such a creep i’m sorry i didn’t mean it please still be my friend”
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are you fucking kidding me
bang chan taking his white button down shirt off like a whorebang chan giggling and acting coy, holding up the shirt so his chest is not visible. he’s SO cute. :(
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he’s so cute :( i like him so much
shitty screenshot of instagram bc i refuse to get an account lol but it’s chan and he’s dressed up cute in a dark sweater for the airport and he looks very broad and he’s smiling a little so his dimple appears and i hate him
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bias not got, but personality: got 😔
felix: you are very affectionate toward the people you love. you are the human sunshine of your friends. you are always the person who checks on others when you need it yourself. you will always get your friends small gifts because it reminds you of them. you always find happiness in the smallest things
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big hugs will suffice in a pinch
chan hugging seungmin onstage, both laughing loudly and with great delight
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy birthday homo 🥲🩵
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jesus fucking christ GOOD MORNING
shot of bang chan’s ridiculous naked muscled back from behind
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when i say slutty kitty i mean he lives at the center of the frat house circle jerk and makes biscuits (/kneads boys’ muscles) when he’s happy
jeongin looking like a fuckboy a picture of felix taking a selfie in his silly hat with one finger coyly over his mouth
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
chan said he’s in the club with jeongin then sent this…when i say i love him
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
confession, local filthy monogamist had to google this word lol 🫣
As he watches, Jisung sinks his fingers into Chan’s curls and gently tugs, coaxing his head back down onto Minho’s lap. The effect is instantaneous; Chan sinks boneless into the couch and rubs his cheek on Minho’s thigh like a sleepy, affectionate cat.

Felix smiles faintly and curls into Seungmin’s side, watching them. They’ve all found their own ways to soothe Chan, when he needs it—which is often.

This way is a little…soft, maybe, for Felix’s tastes, but Jisung and Minho are so cute with Chan. 

Felix can make him scream later.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[felix butt pat] sure jan
felix patting jisung’s butt onstage
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
perceive me
if a skz member were running this account who would it be?
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
noncon // what better way to purify the souls of sinners than to let them rape the purest-hearted boy around :)
By the time the last of the penitent partakes of the sacrificial lamb, the altar of the faithful has taken a beating. Felix has tried to be good, but he couldn’t help thrashing and screaming, clawing at the stone itself, when the ogre took his turn. Half the candles were toppled and draperies subsequently ruined by hot wax—it’s shameful to have made such a scene, but Felix told himself that was the worst of it.

Now, as a bandit with a cock the size of his arm bullies his way into Felix’s hole, Felix feels almost numb enough to disappear entirely.

“This is my body, which is broken for you,” he says to the ceiling. His voice barely wavers, echoing around them. The deeper this man fucks him, the more warm sticky cum of the penitent drips down Felix’s thighs. He should savor the evidence of their obedience to the sacrament. He is so, so lucky.

“Do this,” he chokes out, gasping as the last few inches of the bandit’s cock are stuffed inside his guts. Felix forces back sobs. It doesn’t matter how much it hurts. He has to say the words. “Do this—”
“Come on, boy,” the priest huffs, lashing Felix’s bare foot. “Say the thing properly.”

“Do this in remembrance of me,” Felix shouts, his face screwed up tight as the bandit slams into him over and over, the filthy sounds echoing through the cathedral. It’s the sixth time the congregation has seen him defiled on the altar today, and by now some of them look bored, others disgusted.

Felix tells himself that doesn’t matter. These men’s sins will be forgiven by God because of him. They’ll be freed from rotting in their cells, having accepted grace and had their first of many communions.

They’re purified now. Felix did that.

And next year, if God wills it, he’ll do it again.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they were not allowed to elope. they really, really should have just eloped
For a moment, he sips his beer and watches Felix work the room. None of the exhaustion of the past seventy-two hours shows on Felix’s perfectly freckled face. He is attentive and enthusiastic, bounding between guests with a golden smile.

(Chan thinks about last night, Felix’s hands fisted in his own hair, body curled into a ball as anguished sobs wracked his frame. I can’t do this. I can’t.)

“He’s so happy,” his aunt coos, which is funny but not surprising. Felix is the unexpected trickster, a master illusionist with a face like a mirror. People look at him and only see themselves.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
felix kitten play being, by nature, evil
Felix blinks up at Chan, doe-eyed and angelic, then gives the tip of his cock a gentle little lick, lapping at Chan’s slit with teasing flicks of his tongue.

“Ffffuckk,” Chan groans through gritted teeth. His hands are white-knuckled on the edges of the pillow he’s clutched to his chest and his hips twitch helplessly, making his cock bob back and forth in front of Felix’s smirking lips. He’s leaking so much.

For an insane moment, Chan thinks that if Felix just kisses the head of his dick again, he’ll come.

Instead, Felix’s hot little fingers squeeze the base of his cock, wet and sticky with precum, and start to deliberately wave it back and forth like a toy. 
“My treat,” Felix chirps happily, eyeing Chan’s cock with naked hunger. “Daddy needs to give it to me.”

He slaps it against his lips and smiles when Chan sobs with the effort of holding still. He needs to come so much it hurts. His balls throb and sticky streams of precum drip from the tip of his cock.

Felix’s pink tongue laps at his cockhead again, too gently for Chan to get anywhere. Just torture for the sake of it. Or maybe Felix likes the taste.

His kitten will get whatever he wants, regardless.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
solo schedule felix angst my beloved
The sunglasses help when the flash of cameras throbs behind his eyes, pounding in his temples and sinking down to form new tension in his jaw. Felix lets his eyes unfocus and his body disconnect to hit the poses he knows like lines of scripture, shoulders shifting, hands in his pockets.

Without the tethering chaos of the kids around him, no giggles from Minho and Jisung or shouting from Changbin, without the watchful eye of Chan on him, Felix feels colder. A little lost.

But he can get used to doing a lot of things if he needs to. Especially if they can’t see his eyes.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
always fat ass. fat ass always 🙂‍↕️
Felix takes a moment to admire it, to really savor the moment, before he dives in. He squeezes the extremely, unrealistically firm globes of Chan’s ass cheeks, digging his fingers into the muscle.

(Chan whines and humps the bed at such a firm touch where he was so recently and mercilessly paddled, but Felix ignores him.)

“Mmm,” he purrs, spreading Chan’s ass to get a better look at his puffy, leaking hole. “Fat ass.”

“Lix, please,” Chan whimpers, squirming in his grip.

“What’s up, daddy? Ready for round two?”
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this… this is also good 🙂‍↕️🙏🏻🍆✨
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’m—
bang chan bubble messages:

Heard it’s gonna rain tomorrow tho…? Hahahahah

I was gonna get yall wet… guess the sky’s gonna do it for me ㅡㅡ hahahaha
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the grizzled veteran of many snuggles meets his bright eyed new compatriot
two big huggable wolf chans, one with longer plush fur that’s gone slightly scruffy with wear and the other brand new and made with a much shorter pile velvety material
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
noncon underage slut shaming victim blaming all the hits // and when minho wakes up with intrusive Pervert Thoughts of being fucked by a poor innocent teenager, what then
They must have come back and had sex, and a lot of it. Minho clearly drank far too much—he swallows, remembering how wasted he’d been. How completely irresponsible. Of course he ended up hanging off a stranger’s cock like he was back in college, drinking and being fucked by whoever finds him at the end of the night, getting off on being someone’s useless little cocksleeve—
 
Their slut. The man who fucked him last night called him that.
 
You fucking slut, he’d snapped at Minho, his voice strained and cruel. You begged me for it.
 
Minho feels sick with shame. Of course he did. How many times in school did people have to tell him to be more careful, or step in to keep him from being raped by some creep? How many times was no one there to stop it? Of course all it took was a few drinks for Jeongin to—
 
Jeongin?
Minho’s heart stops. It’s horrible, revolting, worse than the sticky-shameful familiar feeling of being used until he can barely walk. He shakes his head violently, trying to dislodge the image in his brain. But when he tries to remember who fucked him, all he can remember, the only face that comes to mind, is sweet little Yang Jeongin from homeroom.
 
Jeongin— Jeongin, please—
 
Distantly, he feels himself shaking. What kind of fucking monster is he?
 
Sleeping with a stranger is one thing, but imagining one of his students—picturing Jeongin in his bed, naked with a massive cock, thinking of him bullying it into Minho’s hole and making him cry on it—what the hell is Minho doing? He feels sick. The memory of it seems so real.
He thinks of Jeongin and his stomach lurches, his traitorous cock twitching. He remembers being bent over pillows, fucked over and over again, crying on his own toys, utterly humiliated—
 
—and every time, he imagines Jeongin’s dimpled face. Jeongin’s voice mocking him.
 
Minho barely makes it to the bathroom in time before he throws up, acrid with bitterness and alcohol and shame. There are tears in his eyes, and he’s half-hard. Jeongin.
 
It’s disgusting. Unforgivable.
 
He can never, ever tell anyone about this.
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
he’s so
lee know bubble messages:
i’m starting to want to dye my hair black again.
should i change my hair color?
what? there are quite a few people opposing this.he continues:
contrarian mindset activated
i dye it
[emoji of a hamster sticking out his tongue and pointing to it with both hands in a smug and taunting fashion]
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
impossible to guess from saved photos my personal favorite seungmin look
hot butch short hair seungmin onstage in a black leather jacket hot butch short hair seungmin in the same outfit but on a red carpethot butch short hair seungmin in a glossy black suit and deep v button-uphot butch short hair seungmin in sporty clothes for karma promos
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
then i made them kiss
hand holding two teddy bear skzoo keychains, one puppym and one hanquokka
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