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Geekcliché

@geekcliche.bsky.social
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Geek. Metalhead. Bookworm. Beardy. Devout introvert. Bad puns. NHS IT Engineer. Anxiety/depression disaster. Usually hungry. Put all my faith in a loud guitar. linktr.ee/geekcliche

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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 07/10/2026
Fortunately for you all, my ugly mug only spoils about two seconds of the episode.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 07/10/2026
Now that it’s aired I can share the photos of my Grand Day Out to Sky Arts Portrait Artist of the Year filming.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 06/10/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 06/10/2026
Plenty more to choose from
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 06/10/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 06/10/2026
Buy ya tapestry. Genuine French antique tapestry A tenner each, two for fifteen quid.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 05/10/2026
Well, this company’s marketing is targeted at entirely the wrong person by sending this to me. Might as well offer me a chance to win the opportunity feed my nutsack to hungry piranhas.
WIN A PLACE IN THE 2027 LONDON
MARATHON
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 02/10/2026
Perfect assessment
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 01/10/2026
Bruce Willis in Die Hard with the caption Yippee Ki Yay Mini Carrots
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 01/10/2026
Finally found a chocolate treat where the specified portion size is enough. They’re ping-pong ball sized and more than one would be sicklier than a half-dozen Crème Eggs Perhaps I shouldn’t have eaten it whole.
Cadbury chocolate balls filled with Biscoff spread. 5 per pack.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 30/09/2026
RUN, GO! GET TO THA CAMPAAAAA!!!!
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 30/09/2026
Where’s an unexpected asteroid impact when you need one?
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 23/09/2026
Love this but have no money to spare at the moment.
A t-shirt from kaybowzie.com of a cartoon possum playing dead with the caption “I don’t do well in situations”
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 22/09/2026
Tempted to message this Tinder profile just to find out the story behind these very specific red flags
NO MAN CITY FANS
NO CHERYL TWEEDY FANS
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 21/09/2026
Girlguiding brownies or folklore brownies?
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 18/09/2026
When I picture the Hounds of the King in my head.
Sir Didymus from Labyrinth standing on the right, looking up at his faithful English sheepdog steed Ambrosius.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 14/09/2026
Raspberry Ripple flavour Pepsi doesn’t really taste of raspberry ripple ice cream but is almost an exact match for eating the cherry side of these.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 12/09/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 11/09/2026
Poppy and Evanescence in Manchester. Awesome gig.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 10/09/2026
Am I up in the nosebleed seats, or did I eat those mushrooms that make you see little people?
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 10/09/2026
Love the vibe of this street art
Graffiti on a derelict building’s metal shutter. A black armoured figure with a horned, masked helmet sits on a black horse. They stand in the middle of a wintry forest with the silhouettes of bare trees around them. Black arrows dot the trees and ground, and a crow or raven stands on black rocks in the foreground. 

Red and white lettering and symbols give the impression of it being an album cover.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 03/09/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 03/09/2026
It’s not easy finding Ent clothes @middleearth.quest @rpg.actor.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 02/09/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 01/09/2026
This is where I post from
Hiding under a bed, wearing pyjamas and in the foetal position.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 22/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Princess (wrong answers only).
Yasha ‘Orphanmaker’ Nydoorin from Critical Role’s Mighty Nein campaign 

A tall muscular barbarian woman with white hair and angel’s wings unfurled, wielding a blood coloured giant sword
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 21/08/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 21/08/2026
Or maybe they meant…
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 21/08/2026
So you’re saying that this might have been my fault?
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 20/08/2026
Pigs In Space TOS was vastly superior.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 20/08/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 20/08/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 18/08/2026
@williamsf1team.bsky.social Unless you actually meant re-signing, that’s an incredibly callous attitude. Poor Alex.
Email from the Atlassian Williams F1 Team titled “A new giveaway to celebrate Alex's resigning! 🐱🧢🎉”
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 16/08/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 16/08/2026
Had a delivery, but I think they’ve mistakenly packed it in Trump’s shipping container
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday mutuals. I have a spare Sky VIP ticket to see Evanescence and Poppy in Manchester on 10th Sep. Let me know if you’re interested in a free gig.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 12/08/2026
This applies to both the eclipse and the tabloid. One will damage your eyes, the other will damage your brain.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 10/08/2026
Data input. Data mining.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 08/08/2026
The time for a Gorgo vs. Kitten Kong movie has arrived.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 07/08/2026
Well, I hope you have a sassy Friday
A recent Shockwave toy posed with it’s hand and gun arm on its hips and the head is tilted to one side
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 07/08/2026
Checking my emails: “Well that Machine Head skull ring is pretty damn cool, I might get that” After clicking the link: “How the fuck can it cost almost $1K? Get fucked!”
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 30/07/2026
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 30/07/2026
It’s a fair mental image based on canon.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 30/07/2026
Wow. The early pre-vis work on Back To The Future was so much earlier than I thought. Interesting to see those early, abandoned ideas though.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 29/07/2026
This is fucking awesome. Full metal/orchestral revamps of the originals 🤘
Transformers: The Movie: The Soundtrack: the Reformatted Edition

40th anniversary covers of the original soundtrack album.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 28/07/2026
QTP with a proof of life photo more believable than Mitch McConnell's
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 23/07/2026
Spotted myself in the @criticalrole.bsky.social Edinburgh live show episode on @hellobeacon.bsky.social
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 23/07/2026
Second weirdest is getting this intro message on a dating app.
They wrote you an intro
Anyone told you that you might have ADHD?
Hello, Ilike your profile.
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 23/07/2026
Actually, thinking about it a bit more, winning a contest to be referenced in a comic
A panel from Paul Cornell and Emma Vieceli’s ‘The Modern Frankenstein’ where the main character responds to a question with “Can’t you get Phil Shipley to do it”
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Geekcliché @pshipley.uk · 23/07/2026
Looks mor Star Wars poster than Statue of Liberty to my nerdy eyes
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