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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
So, she's actually sprouting three. Idk why she waited until September to do this, but hey.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Famous Tony Hawk tweet that says "I appreciate the hesitation though"
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
".. that's a Druski route.."
Druski acting like a concussed football player. Still more convincing than Daejon Love though.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
I want to join our start a band. I don't want to work to maintain and make that band good.
Tyra Banks "ho... but make it fashion" meme. Two frames: TB pushes out her titties in one frame and then retracts them in the other frame.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
😌
Mercury is sextiling Venus 🌻. August 13, 2026

Your wallflower era is over. Own the room, and enjoy a compliment (or 10). You deserve it.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 07/08/2026
Infamous man on a bicycle meme where he drives a stick in between the spokes of his own when and falls injured.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
Footballer, prick, cunt, and bitch, Leandro Paredes, choking out a Spanish footballer after full time.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
Marcus Rashford with a consoling hand on Mbappé's head.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
"Got roaches at they crib like them your first cousins" from Family Business x Kanye West
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
A headline that reads "man desperate to be blind had drain cleaner poured in eyes.."
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
Any Time, Any Place x Janet Jackson
I can feel your hand
Movin' up my thighs
Forces on my feet
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
Mekhi Phifer stressed and holding a smoking cigarette.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
"Where is the rest of the money coming from?"
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from The Fifth Element oozing a red liquid from his forehead while holding a phone.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
The only "cloud Bob" we acknowledge.
A picture of the character "Bob" from the 90s show "Reboot."
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 25/03/2026
Black & mild filter tips.

Aka depression you can inhale.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 10/03/2026
Two frames of SpongeBob stacked on top of each other. The top frame reads "aight imma head out..." as SpongeBob stands. The one underneath says "o yeah I can't" as he sits down sad.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
How I looked at the $8 I found in my jean jacket:
Rick Ross with "Rich Forever" tatted on his chin.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 02/03/2026
The album cover for Sly and The Family Stone's album "There's A Riot Goin' On"
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026
King shit from Willow.
Song credits for Willow Smith's (WILLOW) song "hear me out," saying that she played all the instruments.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 16/02/2026
.. did.. .. did J Cole rhyme "fruity types" with "dick in the booty types?"
Anguish
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 15/02/2026
The Phonte bit was hilarious to me after the fact. "He didn't bite Phonte! He's the first to do what he's doing!!" Meanwhile, Drake, over a Foreign Exchange beat:
Drake's intro to his "Get Over It" "freestyle."

[Intro]
Yeah
Tay (Phonte) you know, you know I told you, many times you my favorite rapper right?
So I'mma start this off like you would do it
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 05/02/2026
A pic of a boxer's hairpiece not hanging in there.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 05/02/2026
The rapper Chika
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 29/01/2026
Say no more, fam. I won't be using Logic Pro 12. Easy decision.
Screenshot of a review for a production software where the review reads "'Experienced producers might feel uneasy about the focus being put so heavily on AI and the Session Players, but it’s still an instant recommendation': Apple Logic Pro for Mac 12 and Logic Pro for iPad 3 review."
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 19/12/2025
Spiked glasses seemingly being worn by someone who was a victim of something they wish they could unsee.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 05/12/2025
He is his own lyric personified
"Ever seen a nigga diggin in the ashtray?" - Stick Up Kid x Lyfe Jennings
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for our time together. Sitting here on Slack thinking about how I slacked in our relationship. I would put in overtime to try make u, uh, us work. You'd always Mondays off, no work before W-2sday. Anyway, I hope you're doing well.
The rapper Future texting something ain't shit.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
"The best time to delete this post was immediately after posting it. The second best time is now."
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 28/10/2025
Mariah Carey dressed as someone who was delusional, delusional, who wasted her time.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 25/10/2025
Three of my most used gifs. LMAO, I be disclaiming a lot apparently. I "I'm just saying" regularly.
Three gifs with three different all with their hands up.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 22/10/2025
I'm so sorry @percivalpenman.bsky.social I know I don't know you like that (or at all), but how did you take two Ls on this Given convo??
L
Reply
L but boldened
L
White fLag
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 16/10/2025
What a god damn compliment. RIP, D'Lo.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 21/06/2025
A man's head is replaced with a hamburger while the "hamburger head" is eating his real head. AKA what would happen to most of us after a 40mg edible.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025
Reeeeeeeeeal bad man.
A real badman.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025
The Pattern app with a tangentially apt message today. ✊🏾
Your Daily Vibe: Thursday
Today is a good day to notice any cravings around wanting to feel free - and to give in to them. The intention of these urges is to help you liberate yourself from perceived limitations.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 17/06/2025
Nice.
Happenstance skeets.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 05/06/2025
Man in a suit
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 03/06/2025
"Drugs killed my teen spirit welcome to Nirvana" is such a filthy line.
thizz face
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 30/05/2025
I'll never be okay. Smh
Kermit staring longingly out of a rainy window
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 14/05/2025
Did he say this before, during, or after another opinion that further strengthens the executive branch?
SpongeBob looking for a wanted maniac when he is the wanted maniac
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 08/05/2025
That green at the end is the Knicks' time in the lead. 😂😂
A graph depicting an ass whooping until it wasn't.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 07/05/2025
Speaking of, I saw this on LinkedIn last week. This poster has it *right* next to iMessage.
"If ChatGPT isn't in your dick then I don't know what to tell you..."
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 02/05/2025
?????????????
A white woman responding to a skeet about retaining recipes with what appears to be a plate of soul food.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 30/04/2025
"boisterous progeny"
Milchick from Apple TV's Severance.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 29/04/2025
Grammarly told me I used more unique words than 99% of their users. Or 99% more unique words than their users.. Idk. Either way
Milchick - "Milkshake" to some - from Apple TV's Severance.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 25/04/2025
Arguing about J. Cole? On a Friday?
girl the Dow [Jones Industrial Average]
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 24/04/2025
Take 2 🎬 Given the state of someone's hair, these two back to back are perfect.
John Cena got a hair transplant for a bald spot after being "bullied"

NFL Taps Lil Wayne to Create Limited-edition Apparel Collection
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 11/04/2025
".. oh you were serious about.."
Birdman in an iconic pose.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 10/04/2025
Lmao. "Nobody is trying to do it like you" is a bold faced lie.
A skeet from a goofy.
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Bluto @pseudonymmetry.blacksky.app · 08/04/2025
The rapper Lil Mama with tears in her eyes.
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