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"I belong to the blank generation and I can take it or leave it each time."

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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I totally get it. I was worried sick about the outdoor kitties our awful neighbor neglected, so I turned our garage into a "kitty grotto"for the winter, starting with this heated house khpet.com/products/the...
Many kitties that I fed and kept warm though the winter back in 2021.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have some competition at our house.
A longhaired calico cat named Banana (aka puddin' aka Queen B) laying in my lap looking up at me sweetly.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cat!
A longhair tuxedo cat named Trixie stretched out on my lap.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok then
A longhair orange tabby named Blaze laying in a white blanket with his front paws stretched out touching a woman's leg.A white fluffy cat with orange tabby markings laying on a woman's lap and torso with his front paws outstretched.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have smaller doses, so I have to take 2.
A longhair orange tabby cat named Blaze on the left curled up next to his calico mama named Banana on my lap.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our orange boy likes to stretch out
A longhair orange tabby named Blaze sleeping on a white blanket and stretching his front paws out to just touch a woman's leg in gray sweatpants.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can confirm
A longhair orange tabby cat named Blaze sleeping on a white blanket with his front paws stretched out, just touching a white woman's leg in gray sweatpants.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't dispute mine 1 - where I was born and where I wound up 2 - where my dad spent early childhood 3 - where my dad lived in high school and near where I spent my early childhood
My dialect map from the quiz confirms that I am a native southerner and teen years in Middle Tennessee had no impact on me linguistically.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by Mark Cuban that reads "Congrats Pablo."

This is significant because Mark Cuban was a weird defensive prick to Pablo first online and then in an interview about cynically assuming the worst.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My first ever CD bought with my own money for my first boom box with a CD player was a perfect album.
nine inch nails album cover for pretty hate machine, the first nin album.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Boy those tulip yields next year are really going to be something! www.wsj.com/tech/ai/why-...
Graphic from the Wall Street Journal showing declared debt commitments on the balance sheets of AI companies up to in light & dark gray with the much larger portion of commitments for leases and purchases that are not currently accounted for in light teal/teal.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've still got my sticker!
Adult Swim sticker from many years ago with the green 16-bit pirate & parrot from the ISIS computer virus.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes! The one that looks kinda like our Waffles
A white shorthair cat with orange tabby markings named Waffles laying on a gray blanket and stretching his front paws toward the camera
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bonus sleepy Trixie for your morning
A longhair tuxedo cat named Trixie stretched out on my lap
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That's our dynamic here too. Blaze is the big brother in the middle of this picture. Last I checked he was 17lbs
6 kitties lined up looking at a visiting raccoon on the deck. From left-to-right: a shorthair back cat mashed Olive, a shorthair white cat with orange tabby markings called Waffles, a shorthair tuxedo cat named Percy, a longhair orange tabby named Blaze, a longhair calico named Banana and a longhair tuxedo cat named Trixie.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah, he's my big mushy boy. Hard to believe this little guy grew to 90 lbs!
Puppy Dozer at about 2 months old with a huge smile
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh! I saw the picture the other day and thought it was a new adoption. Even better. My big marshmallow can't fit in my lap, but he turned 12 last week!
A longhair orange tabby named Blaze and white boxer with brindle markings named Dozer sharing Dozer's bed & warning pad
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons image
People trying to dig their way out of a deep hole are chastised "No, no. Dig up, stupid."
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Caaats and not-cat visitor
A white shorthair cat with orange tabby markings named Waffles, a shorthair tuxedo cat named Percy and a longhair orange tabby named Blaze are all looking out the sliding glass door at a raccoon outside on the deck.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why does Mamdani hate Israel Gutierrez? Must be a homophobe. So much for NYC PRIDE month, I guess.
Sports journalist Israel Gutierrez is smiling in a white button down shirt in front of a white background.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I would say it fr, but those are dangerous words in my house. I'll just type them. Pspsps, Morty's cat specifically.
A shorthair tortoiseshell cat named Dragon and a longhair calico cat named Banana curled up next to my legs in green, blue& red plaid flannel pajama pants in a red leather recliner.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Quote post a random photo from your camera roll. No explanation needed. I want to be confused
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They will. It takes time. Dragon wouldn't let me touch her for 2 years until she got pregnant. It took another 2 years inside before she would get in my lap. She still doesn't want even me to put her, you hold out your hand and she has to initiate contact or she runs off.
A shorthair tortoiseshell cat named Dragon very skittish about being inside but even more scared of giving birth. She is on a white faux shearling blanket in front of an empty box she does not find hospitable.A shorthair tortoiseshell cat named Dragon curled up in a white fluffy cat bed around her brand new babies. A black one named Olive under her chin, white one named Harriet under her right front paw next to a gray one named Ozzy.Dragon decided to try resting her chin on my leg for a while before she was ready for the lap.Success! Dragon curled up in my arm on my lap.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I had get that one with De Bruyne's name and number because he looks like grown-up Tintin.
On the left, Kevin De Bruyne, legendary Belgian midfielder, wearing the Tintin-inspired Belgium team kit. On the right is Hergé's Tintin character, the subject of the homage.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Magritte is a nice follow-up to the Hergé Tintin tribute from the 2024 Euros. www.tintin.com/en/news/6069...
From the unveiling of the 2024 Belgium away kit inspired by Belgian artist Hergé's comic book adventurer, Tintin, with a blue shirt with a white collar, brown shorts and white socks. The Tintin player is surrounded by others dressed as characters from the Tintin stories.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Surely catposting is a rewarding supplement to writing. We have faith in you!
6 cats lined up in front of a sliding glass door to make sure the raccoon outside is behaving herself. From left-to-right, they are a shorthair tuxedo named Percy, a shorthair white with orange tabby markings named Waffles, a longhair orange tabby named Blaze, a longhair calico named Banana and a longhair tuxedo named Trixie.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The icon for the Fuschia Flames troop for Josh Johnson's Comedy Band Camp
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Soon, D’Andrea may not be able to make comments like these. Over the past decade, the DOJ division that oversees immigration courts has increasingly restricted immigration judges’ ability to speak publicly about their work. Under the current policy, imposed in October 2021 under the Biden administration, immigration judges may not discuss any “subject matter that directly relates to their official duties” unless they receive “prior approval” from their supervisor. 

Shortly after the new rule took effect, the NAIJ filed a lawsuit arguing that the gag rule is unconstitutional. But on Tuesday, the Supreme Court turned away the case in a brief, unsigned opinion. As a result, going forward, immigration judges like D’Andrea—immigration judges who have concerns about what they are seeing at work, and want to tell people about them—might be left with no recourse.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I know what you mean!
A stack of 3 cardboard boxes and a triangular cardboard scratcher.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A Waffle House sign generator output that reads
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My checkerboard is soft and on the inside for Saturdays.
Black suede Vans slipons with great and black checkerboard UltraCush soles and lining on a gray blanket.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is our cat Waffles, who also gets the zoomies. That part hit hard 😂
A mostly white with orange tabby markings car have Waffles laying in a gray blanket with his eyes closed and his left front paw stretched toward the camera.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You're welcomph
A long-haired orange tabby cat named Blaze sleeping with his nose tucked between my thumb and my index finger.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My bad.
A shorthair tortoiseshell cat is sleeping between my arm and my lap.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It is! I bonded with their beautiful calico outside kitty mom and then when she got pregnant, she moved in. She was the first of 2 mamas to come to me to have their babies.
Longhair calico mama named Banana showing me love from my lap.Shorthair tortie mama Dragon with her 3 newborn kittens, gray Ozzy, white with gray & black markings Harriet and black Olive.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Love that age!
4 kittens napping on my belly and legs. Trixie the Tuxy in front, the orange tabby Blaze, gray tabby Calcifer and mostly white with orange tabby markings Waffles farthest from the camera. We were all tuckered out from playing.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They get it from their mama 😻
A longhair calico named Banana looking up at me full of love and treats.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We have two brothers that are prime examples.
A longhair orange tabby named Blaze being a bug fluffy boy.A longhair gray tabby named Calcifer wondering why I'm taking his picture again.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I beg to differ!
A longhair orange tabby is sleeping on it's side on top of a gray cat tree with a fuzzy pillow on top.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
On first viewing, I totally missed that the statue invites people to join the chain. That's awesome
A statue of a person reaches up to the railing where there is a gap for visitors to reach through and grab on to join the human chain to save a life.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's true.
A shorthair black cat named Olive sleeping with her front paws folded under her chest on a white blanket with red & green stripes in a plaid pattern.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We also have a big marshmallow boy
A white boxer with brindle markings named Dozer is dozing half on his bed & half off enjoying the heating pad with a longhair orange tabby named Blaze.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That's how they getcha!
4 newborn kittens sleeping on a gray blanket3 newborn kittens sleeping on a white blanket
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I miss those days 😻
A shorthair tuxedo kitten named Percy asleep on my chest in a light plaid shirt with a gray fuzzy blanket
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
jus nappin
A longhair orange tabby cat named Blaze resting with his muzzle pressed into the gap between my thumb and my index finger.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Zzzzzzzzz
A longhair orange tabby cat named Blaze with his head down, fast asleep.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Easy to do
Snow-covered back porch & yard
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This was my best experience as cat furniture.
I'm laying on the floor in a red & blue striped shirt and gray pants with four kittens sleeping on me. The longhair tuxedo is Trixie, then her brothers Blaze (orange tabby), Calcifer (gray tabby) and Waffles (white w orange tabby markings).
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Chaser
A twitter user prompting grok to give the previous CSAM apology as Elon Musk if he were raised by Jar Jar Binks.
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If you want, you could get Wi-Fi Smart bulbs and pick from a whole spectrum of colors and change it whenever you feel like it.
A floor lamp with an LED smart bulb set to as dark a blue as I could get.
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